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LMAO!
there is nothing wrong actually. i do the same thing sometimes 
heck, since they are the love of our life and all, aren`t they supposed to know??
You are a woman.
I do that with boyfriends and with friends. Secretly I want everyone to do what I want ALL the time.
Oh, you are so twisted and sadistic.
Nope, he's just not using his telepathic skills to the best of his ability, that's all.
>What the hell is wrong with me?
Absolutely nothing.
Besides, I'm sure Jason would pout if the situation were reversed.
I thought all partners were supposed to be miraculously in tune to our every need...
: p
Nothing wrong with you. That is perfectly normal female behaviour. It's why they love/hate us
I concur with Karen. This behaviour comes with Oestrogen. One can only keep an eye on it and report back when instances of it cause hilarity.
Maybe he just likes to see you pout?
DB
My Guy does this to me all the time. He tells me to pick and then he vetoes or wails at what I choose. Drives me batty.
lol
Wait, he shouldn't be upset. Why for the face clouding over? I mean, this is a time for him to really shine! He gets to read your mind!
Which he should totally be able to do by now, especially with the three incredibly subtle hints you have left him during the day hinting at what movie/restaurant/sexual position you were hoping for/expect.
So I'd say it's probably a subconscious test to see if he's paying attention, cleverly disguised as generosity.
Nothing wrong with you Jay... you're just human.
Women, and men, all do this... it's rare that we don't have some particular 'idea' of what we want, and are hoping that our partner will magically pick that exact same thing!
Happy Thanksgiving!
You're just enjoying your right to torment.
The right to bear arms, or a wicked backhand.
:D
What's the title of this post again?
At least Jason expects it now, no doubt.
FAO Jason: Dude, next time Jay asks you that, just drop some Viagra, gag her, tie her to the bed and non-stop roger her senseless for a good few hours LOL
Works for movie and restaurant choices too
There are some questions that seem far too dangerous to answer.
Jason does need to learn how to 'look' for the right response though... merest twitch of lip, raising of eyebrow, or glint of eye.
Keep training.
That's not cool. My wife does it too, though. I call it "the illusion of choice"--which she hates. Hopefully she doesn't read this. Could be my last comment ever.
sounds like he's the one with the problem, he needs to attend that mind reading class, brush up on his skills. honestly, how much more can you possibly do?
Send him to me and I'll train him in mind-blowing psychic abilities.
No wait. That would take the fun out of it for you wouldn't it?
Just keep on being a woman Jay, they secretly like it best that way.
Nothing's wrong with you Jay, you're a wife!
I'm thinking DB is right.
3T
Yeah, nothing wrong, I think that's rather endearing, actually. 
Isn't that what all women do?
I hate it when I forget to put my crystal balls in...I end up on the couch 
you are practicing the high art of being woman.
women
they're fickle
oh well
But we wouldn't want it any other way (which just goes to paraphrase Meredith Brooks' classic
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way)
Happy HNT and THanksgiving!!
LOL your post made me laugh. I think we should form a club called:
I'm a Selfish Bitch Club & I bet all the honest women would be in it. Perhaps it shoudl be called:
I'm a Selfish Honest Bitch Club.
There, more appropriate
I hope you can take comfort in knowing that you're not alone.
I must echo most of the above: nothing's wrong - you are woman!! :D
LOL.... that's why Jason should always ask for your opinion before he makes a decision...
"Jay what do you think about this?"
Problem solved!
Expectations can be a bitch sometimes.
When you figure out what is wrong with you, let me know... because I do the same shit to Mr. Nugget.
thanks for the giggles, needed those like you couldn't possibly believe!
michy
MMMM sounds like female logic to me. I truly fear female logic. That is why we men will never win an arguement with a woman. He is hadicapped by the need to make sense.
I agree that a guy can't win an argument with a woman. Though I don't quite agree with the idea that it's because guys are stuck on logic.
I've heard MANY a guy leap face-first into a debate with absolutely no rationale thought to back him up. And lemme tell ya, it was hi-frickin-larious.
Hey Jay, you've been tagged on the Bad Girls Guide!
I just came over from Darlene's blog and wanted to say that I love your blog! "Blogging is just masturbating without the mess..." How great is that?! You're very funny.
Its our little way of pretending to let the boys take control...
Passive/Agressive? Maybe a little S/M thrown in for good measure? We ladies always love to give the guys a hard time as payback for the shit they do to us.
Lol. I've been guilty of that too! Should've known better that men don't come equipped with mind reading abilities.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. I am the same way. Wait. Does that mean something is wrong with all of us who said the same thing? LOL.
It happens. Same thing with me an my hunny. It's natural b/c you are hoping that he can (without your assistance) sacrifice his wants for you willingly.
Basically, you believe in what I believe. Everyone has freedom of choice as long as they choose correctly.
I mean--come on, you've seen Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade. When you choose incorrectly, bad things happen.
Poor Jason... Couldn't you at least pantomime the movie you would like to see?... Also subliminal messages might work too, otherwise we guys are flying blind
Dude, never assume that I have seen an Indy movie, because I haven't.
Does he give in after you pout?
I need to try that sometime.
I thought I'd got onto PostSecret for a second there...
I must confess i do the SAME thing. Sometimes it REALLY bakefires. Like when I was pregnant and insisted that DH choose the movie.. 9 month, ready to explode and I had to sit through Kill Bill. i STILL bitch about it to this day
Jay, you're a married woman. It is the husband's lot in life that when presented a choice by his wife, he must try and correctly guess the answer the wife is looking for. I've played this game many times with my wife and seldom won.
So rejoice in that there is nothing wrong with you beyond being an average female.
Its not selfish .. its just natural instinct.
restaurant-still getting fed.
movie-still getting entertained.
sexual position-no man is going to veto sexual positions, so he is still getting sex that doesn't involve the exchange of many $20 bills.
So the problem is?
ha! I'm guilty of that myself sometimes!!
LMAO. Well cheers for being self-aware, babe.
AIN'T NOTHING WRONG W/ YOU. YOU'RE A WOMANNNNNNNNNNN!
Although I'm not as enthused to say it as Green-Eyed Lady, I'm afraid it IS because you're a woman.
nothing would be wrong with you, because if somethin gis wrong with you for doing that, then something is also wrong with me, because i do it too. and I AM PERFECT, just ask my husband, he has been conditioned to respond, err i mean he will tell you!
So, I should have credited you with a link for my current poem since it is FAR different than anything I've ever put on the net and you've been instrumental in promoting freedom w/ suport for such.
I read "sexual position" and "choice" and well, I was compelled by forces stronger than the speed of moonlight and gave in to my carnal side....Somehow I don't think it will shock you, even though I wrote it... I'm too lazy to change position and write this in email, so THANK YOU, JAY!
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