Talk to the Goat
i'd try, but i'm not allowed to use words like that, cuz i'm a mom and trying to set a good example. so i'll say you're extremely disappointed with what has happened.
Pft.
Good Lord! How does that happen? Is your new home in an area with really bad drivers?
I would call it righteous indignation verging on the edge of furious retribution. I had the same problem, 3 increases in 4 months. I complained to my agent and she fixed it for me.
I would start by interrogating your agent as to why there was such a huge increase, then quickly shop around for a better rate. Cause I bet you'll find one.
I'll rip one off from Jules Winfield, "You're a mushroom cloud-layin' motherfucker?"
"your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"???
ha ha ha
You're stressed.
Stress: The desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who definately deserves it.
(That's not quite right but I can't find the defination my sister used to have for that. But it was very much like that. )
EroticFae
ouch! what the..?? why on earth??
You are so angry, it's terrible. (Andy Kaufmann)
or
You are so angry, you can't even smile at this joke:
How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.
Sincerely,
Cal the angry Collie who bites insurance company executives in the balls and says things like: "Hey, I just invented the first crotchless business suit!" and stuff like that.
Ouch! I'd say your eyes are shooting daggers and your ass is spittin' bullets!
You'd like to go 'fuck-o bazoo' on someone?
Holy cow! Is it because of your move?
Yeah! What Karen said? I loathe insurance companies. They're the devil's business! The Swiss love insurance......
Angry as a goat.
An angry goat.
An angry goat full of anger.
That would make me mad enough to call Ghecko... er .. Gieco. Madder than a one legged man in an ass-kickin contest.
I don't know, "ripping" sounds pretty good, and pretty harsh.
"You're angry enough to castrate all the men in the world with a spoon."
"Why a spoon, cousin?"
"Because it'll hurt more..."
Seething. Raging. A boiling tempest of caustic retribution, relentless, ruthless, unstoppable, swirling with reckless dervish intensity, bringing swift and merciless death to those who dare defile the last remaining sanctity of a once peaceful existence, laying deep desolate waste to the false idols of free enterprise, smashing their craven images in one final burst of unrestrained and liberating fury...
Otherwise you could just take a spray can and go change all their H to C...
Time to sell the car and use the public transportation system...
Oh wait, I forgot, most of them suck...
Our old agent used to let that happen and one day I said fuck you and found a new company with reasonable prices. Oh wait I didn't say fuck you, I said "tell them to lower the price back to what it was." And that's right, she didn't call me back for three weeks. I repeated my demand and told her I was shopping around. She got the price back down the day after I had signed with another company. Oh well!
Insurance rates in the GTA suck major ass. Even with sentences that don't make proper grammatical statements.
It will go down when you leave.
Spitting mad?
Roaring mad?
Good ol' fucking mad?
Did they supply the Astroglide for the righteous ass-fucking you got or did they charge you for that, too?
Booger eating morons.
Her anger was like the festering bloom of the forbidden rose, intriguing enough to draw you in close, deadly enough to insure that its sweet and musky fragrance were the last thing you remembered before the burn.
and such is my love for you... my little flower of the northlands...
JQP esq.
I think I win...
were is my justly earned prize?
Pfft! Too fluffy, JQP.
Intensely seething and burning, yet directed into providing to these complete fucktards what total asshats they really are.
jesus...I'd be pitching a fit too.
I might even burn their place down. 
This isn't fair to say the least. Drawing from my own experience when I moved from a small hick town in WA state, to the crazy driver capitol of the US, AZ state, where my car insurance more then doubled with the move...I'd say you were first bewildered, then disbelieving, "this has to be a mistake, I have no tickets or wrecks on my record." to acceptance with an intense hatred of insurance companies forming! With it, the realization, that yes, insurance companies were formed out of the pit of Hell. One of the silent evils of the world, and slowly becoming the ultimate "powers that be."
And now the hunt begins, find a new insurance comapany that will beat your old ones rates. Although your rate will still probably never be the same again.
Truly dealing with insurance companies, is the end of all innocence. Good luck to you.
3T
Ass,
She likes fluffy shit like that & foot rubs..and free drinks
thats why I am a winner...
JQP esq.
I just got a $33 check ffrom my auto insurrence co for an "age despension". I guess turning 50 has at least one advantage.
Jesus Faggot Cunting mad.
("Jesus faggot cunt!" is the expression my J and I came up with for those times when you need to offend every possible demographic. Feel free to use it at your discretion. Or indescretion, as you will.
Angry enough to punch the heart of out someone and show it to them a la the Temple of Doom?
watching w. bush try to open a locked door in front of the entire world and look like a frat-boy dumbass embarassing you as an american that this is the leader of the free world?
e+
Anger: OMFGmoneystarvedinscompanyWTF.
hmmmmm, i'm wondering what my prize is going to be?
FORGIVE ME, ONLY WAY I CAN EVEN PARTLY SEE IS TO USE CAPS. YOUR FONT IS LIKE SIZE 5, SO I CAN'T READ COMMENTS UNTIL I PRINT THEM OUT. 
- DO U HAVE THE USED CAR OF THE YR LIKE WE USED TO (HONDA ACCORD) FOR RATES TO ZOOM LIKE THAT? i BET U R TYHE ONE WHO CAN BEST DESCRIBE YOUR ANGER W/ YOUR GITED "POISON PEN " OF WRATH.I CAN BE QUITE ACERBIC. jEEZ: I AM SORRY THIS HAPPENED!!
May your carrier have this wonderful Shower
Bless You
Beach Goat
Auto Insurance is such a pain in the arse...I seem to be pretty lucky with my coverage though...it isn't too terribly expensive...
As to defining your anger...no help with that one. I say each anger deserves its own name
jeeze what do you drive a mazarati. My advise is to buy a horse.
Hmm best to define your anger? How about LIKE AN EXPLODING WEATHER BALLOON in the SKY THEN BEING TRAMPLED ON BY BUFFALOS?
"indignant"
PS:
Did you get in an accident or something?
really REALLY pissed.........
oh, i am not trying hard enough, sorry
but that bites big time!
I can't describe your anger but I CAN tell you that I've learned that insurance companies are nothing but a bunch of whoremongers!!
My isurance is super high...like $234 a month high...but it was all my fault so I can't complain, but I wish I could!!
PS. Is the Insurance agent's name at the Hunt agency named Mike? Because that would be funny. Mike Hunt. Ok, yeah, I'm in 3rd grade...and I'll be here all week.
No accidents. We are now paying same as you, Melina, more than $230 a month, when this month we paid $72.
I know your pissed now but wait till I tell you that over here in NZ I pay $350 for a years worth of full cover.
Ok now that I've gone and got you more riled up my guess would be that you are angry enough to walk into his office and call him a...
"poo pushing, arse bashing, scrotum licking, pillow biting, sheep raping, anal invading, horse blowing, son of a motherless whore"
That might get his attention huh?
OMG that was a good one Paul. I think you win.
Nah, I'm not riled up. I'm doing the placid thing these days. I broke the blood pressure cuff at walmart the other day, and I'm trying cleaner living.
I hate insurance companies, but I am sure you are trying to find a better deal. I look forward to you posting again. I don't know what kind of fuckstick commercial's you get stuck watching in Canada, but every time I turn around we are shown another one about how we just saved money on our car insurance by switching to Geico I believe it is. It is annoying to say the least. I hope you manage to find something cheaper.
Sellling the car is becoming an appealing option.
yeah its the same here, I have a 93 corolla, no collision anymore , no glass or fire, not much on it and I pay $1,300 a year or so...sucks
2hundred something a month is alot!!!
i SQUINTED AND THINK I SAW THAT u "BROKE THE BP CUFF" 
I sincerely appreciate your excellent customer service...
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!
Either that or a really good evil smile in person does it...freaks them out every time.
230%!! Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick! I did read somewhere that you're supposed to price shop for new home and car insurance every year, to keep the best rates. Big pain in the ass, though, so I'm too lazy to do it.
You are testical-shrivelling mad.
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