Umm, I'm not sure I want to know how he knows what his penis smells like.
Uisce | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 6:32 am | #

There are many things left unsaid in this post. lol.
bornfool | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 8:33 am | #

LOOOOOOL! maybe you should have said that his penis smells like cheesecake. because it completely escapes me why he did. you two kill me.

missed you, jay. a lovely 2006 to you!
transience | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 8:43 am | #

I'm willing to bet that those two facts are, in fact, related.
Thérèse | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 8:47 am | #

It sounds like you guys were celebrating like myself...at one point I pointed to my mouth and then quickly grabbed a pen and paper scrawling, "I forgot how to talk for a second there!"
Melina | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 9:35 am | #

In fact, they are unrelated, as much as any two things can really be unrelated.

And the reason why he commented on the smell himself, is this:

He unzipped to pee, and the smell wafted up, and he yelled "I can smell it from here!"

This of course seemed very, very, very funny to me at the time.
Jay | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 9:35 am | #

odd, next time we should go north... seems like the same day we had...
John Q. Public | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 9:48 am | #

and a happy 2006 to you too
JeN | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 10:13 am | #

These glimpses into your private life are disturbing.

Keep 'em coming.
Jorge | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 10:45 am | #

Happy New Year Jay! Love comes in the smells you least expect sometimes.

Cal
Cal the Wonderdog | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 11:19 am | #

I'm actually disappointed that the two are unrelated!!
Jude | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 11:33 am | #

LMAO, Happy New Years!!!!
Yvonne | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 12:12 pm | #

Cheesecake? Oh god...

Is he:

1. That limber?
2. A scratch and sniffer?
NuggetMaven | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 12:14 pm | #

*cracking up* Happy 2006 Jay!!!
Molly | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 12:19 pm | #

Perhaps you two where experimenting with cheesecake love rub? Sounds like you had a lovely time.

And since when have you worried about being socially acceptable?

May 2006 be the best year yet.
Junebugg | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 2:12 pm | #

How much fun did you guys have on New Year's Eve?!
Chick | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 3:04 pm | #

What does his penis usually smell like?
Crazy Like A Fox | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 3:25 pm | #

So it smells like cheesecake. That's a nice thing isn't it?

Question is - does it taste like cheesecake?

If penises tasted like cheesecake, all the men in the world would be very happy...
clairus99 | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 3:30 pm | #

Ummmm... has that boy been watching "American Pie" again and just expirementing?
DB | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 4:23 pm | #

So did it taste like cheesecake?

And I'd need to be very drunk to listen to Rhinestone Cowboy at any hour.
Vince | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 4:31 pm | #

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
elisa | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 6:03 pm | #

Cheesecake??? Did someone say cheesecake?

That is just a teaser because everyone is on diets now isn't it?

I hope you guys have a great New Year!
Christine | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 6:07 pm | #

Cheesecake, huh? I didn't think dickcheese was actually supposed to smell like a cheese product... let alone a yummy one like cheesecake.

Oh well. Happy 2006!
matt | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 6:43 pm | #

fortunately, i've never had a cheesecake that smelled like a penis. whatever happened to glen campbell?
better safe than sorry | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 7:39 pm | #

Yeah, how exactly would one place their head LOW enough to smell their crotch area...?
ngregory00 | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 8:14 pm | #

that second one is hilarious. i love drunk sociology.

e+
eric | Homepage | 01.03.06 - 11:37 pm | #

That could be one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard. But I like cheesecake, so I guess it's really not.
tlm | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 12:08 am | #

Lol... I don't know which phrase scares me more. =)
LiVEwiRe | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 1:14 am | #

well, then. there it is.
bella | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 1:19 am | #

Junebugg, that's it exactly: Jason got new flavoured lube for Christmas.
Jay | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 3:40 am | #

If Jason can smell his own penis, you may very well become unnecessary. Beware.

Happy New Year, Jay!
panthergirl | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 10:18 am | #

How did his penis become to smell like cheesecake and is there a cheesecake with a mysterious hole nearby?
K. Restoule | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 11:40 am | #

HAHAHA, what a great start to 2006!! or end to 2005... either way HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
trine | Homepage | 01.05.06 - 7:04 am | #

Actually smelling of cheesecake is surely an improvement over smelling of cheese.
culfy | Homepage | 01.05.06 - 9:54 am | #

"My penis smells like cheesecake."

Bwahahahahahaha!!! Guess this isn't a good time to mention how much of a cheesecake hoar I am...
warcrygirl | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 1:48 pm | #