i can't deal with any more leftovers either, ours have officially gone elsewhere.
mmmmmm, carrot cake.
better safe than sorry | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 6:35 am | #

Oh sweet sweet Jay.
Be wary of wrist-burning quesedillas and broken butlers. They'll break your heart every time.

The ode to Jan fourth shall be remembered fondly.
Kelly | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 8:35 am | #

Jay,
Your poetic license renewal was a success.
Don't forget a current photo!
Jorge | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 9:45 am | #

Damn you're talented! I almost had forgotten how much of an enjoyable read your posts are!

Except now you have me craving carrot cake...

3T
3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 10:12 am | #

Wow, and it's only 10:28 am. What other trouble will you get in to on this January 4th?
Anna | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 10:33 am | #

Sorry hear about Alfred. we will morn your loss
K. Restoule | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 11:39 am | #

Do you have one of those swank quesadilla makers? One of my friends got one for Christmas and I covet it!

When is the memorial service for Alfred?
Molly | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 12:05 pm | #

i love a man who loves a woman with a shelf butt.
cor | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 12:33 pm | #

Is this your grocery list in code? LOL

I love MEXICAN AND SWEET POTATOES!!!

Also I heard Beyonce is going out with MOBY DICK!
Mrs. Mogul | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 12:39 pm | #

I was very sorry to hear about Alfred.
Uisce | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 1:12 pm | #

My condolences to Jason... it must be a rude awakening to realize that he will always be white bread.

DB
DB | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 4:46 pm | #

*appluase* bravo!
JeN | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 5:21 pm | #

he is neither a gangsta, nor a pimp, nor even a homie
And neither will he ever be
No matter how much Snoop he downloads.

I see so many people who need that handmirror. Or maybe I'm jsut a weary out-of-touch old bitch. No, lots of people need it.
Lorna | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 5:44 pm | #

Jason's love for BEYONCE???? Say it ain't so!!!!
ngregory00 | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 7:53 pm | #

that? was beautiful.
Dawn (webmiztris) | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 10:26 pm | #

Very nice, jay. I applaud anyone who can write beautiful poetry without resorting to cheesy rhyming (except for where you rhymed potato with potato, and potato).
tlm | Homepage | 01.04.06 - 10:36 pm | #

Poor Jason, now he has an idenity crisis! Let us know when he figures out who he is.

I admire your poetic skills! It's not everyone who can write decent verse without sounding like it was a 5th grade assignment. Bravo!
Junebugg | Homepage | 01.05.06 - 8:56 am | #

I loved your ode to January 4th! It's great!
Lucy | Homepage | 01.05.06 - 12:26 pm | #

Hmmmm quesadillas! Now I am craving....sweet potatoes in my opinion belonged in the compost bin right off the bat! lmao
Jade | Homepage | 01.05.06 - 12:48 pm | #

Mmmm carrot cake......with cream cheese icing! Now that I'm drooling on my keyboard, let me just quickly say that as a poet you ROCK.
Jude | Homepage | 01.05.06 - 12:59 pm | #

Poor Jason, He probably wanted to be the next Eminem. Perhaps I should consider rap. Hmmm that could be interesting....
Christine | Homepage | 01.05.06 - 3:02 pm | #

I have not read anything that good since the liner notes to my Thin Lizzy ablums...

well done and good show old girl!

JQP esq.
John Q. Public | Homepage | 01.05.06 - 3:13 pm | #

Is that a rap? If not I think you should make it one!
cori | Homepage | 01.05.06 - 3:22 pm | #

Love the post!!! You just brightened my ever so gloomy work day.
lisa | 01.05.06 - 3:38 pm | #

That just reminded me to smack the crap out of my husband if he dares to say "fo shizzle" ever. again.
Queen | Homepage | 01.05.06 - 8:43 pm | #

My Sweet Jay....you are the next Emily Dickinson.
Queen of Ass | Homepage | 01.05.06 - 10:38 pm | #

And now that I have read this, I'm ready to start my day.

MD has me ensnared as well...
Zee | Homepage | 01.08.06 - 2:41 pm | #

A secret not well kept.

I love that line.
Vera
Great stuff
Vera | Homepage | 01.10.06 - 9:08 pm | #