Talk to the Goat
Sometimes Wifey and I shower together but the talking is more like heavy breathing. Ooh yeah.
I just LOVE the idea of the two of you being at opposite ends of the thermometer. How do you handle that???
I'd still say it's best to identify yourself as a cancer. Something about putting the letter "a" in front of it seems to validate the whole thing. Whereas saying, "I'm cancer" would kill everybody's joy.
FYI, I still think Scorps get the really bum rap. As soon as I reveal my zodiac sign, people start labeling me a closet, sex-hording degenerate. And my attempts to refute this are met with, "It's always the quiet ones."
We're the same way with our showers, I like mine hotter than he can handle. So when we're together it's either this big compromise on my part or we argue about it the whole time and change it back and forth. 
I don't get this, however, because if I have a sink full of hot water, I can't stick my hands in it to pull the plug, yet he can. :
Moody. Moody. Moody. You crabs are MOODY.
i'm a capricorn, i just had my birthday, you can call me an old goat!
As a Taurus, I'd hate to be called rheumatoid arthritis ~ almost as much as I would hate to have it! I feel your pain Jay.
And I feel Jason's in the hot shower too. Yikes! I guess I'm lucky, my hubby and I like it about the same temp. 
You mean you're not just sticking your hands down there in the shower ANYWAY?
Excellent!
I've always wanted to be rheumatoid arthritis.
Hmmm...and what should leos be diagnosed with? Yea i agree with Queen. Cancers are moody.
You make me laugh! Loved this post!
I'm a Capricorn. Isn't that a goat? More suited to you, huh?
I call my girlfriend peanut sometimes. I'm not sure why.
That said, I'm a lion.
Rawr.
Doesn't your skin get all dry having that many showers? And what happens in the summertime, does the water temp go down?
Standing in the shower on a freezing cold day is great, hell, why don't they do shower chairs to nod off in?
So that makes me rheumatoid arthritis. Wicked.
So who usually wins the shower temperature wars?
Showers are good, but I'd much rather kick back in a nice hot tub and relax Wish I could afford a hot-tub or they had submersible water heaters that would keep the water hot though, lol Damn I hate waking up in cold water!
Crabs are ok and all, but Libras are the money astrological symbol. I say this ony because I am a libra, not because these things have any real meaning.
I long for one of those showers with the multiple shower heads! And/or a steam shower. You don't have one of those massage showers do you? You know, the ones with the flex hose? They make great sex toys 
I'd love to be born under the sign of a lobster.
"See? She's his lobster..."
They saw a rock
it wasn't a rock
It was rock Lobster!
LOL! Very entertaining post Jay! And, cleanliness is next to godliness, as they say. (Although I haven't a clue as to WHY they say this?) And now that I think about it.....???
Enjoy your shower!
3T
hi-
i am also a water sign. pisces. though they are supposed to be air heads...i am not so much...but i am on a cusp- aries- so that might explain that.
i also love showers and have had 2 today. just thought you would like to know.
shower sex is good, but only if you are feeling limber. just thought i would add that in, too.
You slay me!
That crab picture made me hungry.
Funny - I took 3 showers today, and was debating weather to take a foam bath or another shower. Hmm...
I'm a saggittarius, and I'm not sure what that is - a half man half horse? But yeah, the lovely feel of hot water running down my back, I would take three showers a day if I had the time, but alas, I can barely fit in two,
Sean - I already warned Jason that if he sang that to me one more time, there would be much crabbiness in store for him.
taking a shower for cleaning purposes with someone is great and not much else unless you have a double head shower with controls for each, I like my water scalding also....fooling around in the shower si kinda rubbery, things dont work as smoothly.....
At least you're not like a friend of mine who takes multiple long showers.... something like 1 hr each time!
Needless to say you have to wait for a long time when he's in the shower... esp in the morning.
Do you blush when you see the salad dressing?
maybe I am Jason.....SSSSSPPPOOOOKY!
Lever - I have very sensitive skin, it's always dry, and I'm always getting Jason to slather on the moisturizer!
DB- I do love baths, but alas, thanks to the depressing invention of apartment-sized tubs that has ruined my life, well, I don't really indulge in the kind of bath that doesn't even cover my knee caps. So not relaxing!
Trevor - Jason is also a libra, and he is sooo not money.
Sean - I guess this means you're available for putting lotion on my back?
But crabs are so delish, especially with drawn butter
I, too, am a 'crab' in more ways than one and I am NOT referring to the public lice variety. I agree, we should rename the entire zodiac. They need to feel our pain.
lol - the sign for Cancer really does look like 69 - i can't believe I never realized that before! but actually my sign (pisces) is like that too - it's like 2 fish doing 69...that's fucked up right there.
I love showers too! Oh, and hubby loves to shower together, but we have the same problem with that. I love it scalding hot, he likes it freezing cold, it doesn't work and I refuse to even try any longer. Once he cools that water down, I am outta that shower so fast, as if I'd just seen crabs on him!
Nothing wrong with being a crab baby!
*laughing*
I love boiling hot showers and the man loves freeze your ass off cold showers... so I know where you're coming from on the switching back & forth & faucet fiddling...
I love water and swimming but I hate the shower for some reason. I think 3 a day is definitely in access...if I could I would totally co-opt you some of my showers
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