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*shudder* bats... you're brave...
Sounds like quite a day! Hang in there, the visit will soon be over.
Counting down the days.
I also love the ROM. You should've gone to the Ontario Science Centre for some fun. At least there there's stuff to do. Maybe the MIL will have something embarrassing happen to her there which will partly make up for Jason's book choice and explanation to his mom.
Hey, at least he's reading!
Wait, CAN he read when all the blood rushes out of his brain towards his groin?
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Are you sure that movie was only 1hr 42 mins? It seemed a lot longer! But it did have its moments. Though watching it with MIL would just not work, LOL!
You should also avoid watching Super Troopers with her. I watched it with a very proper friend. D'oh!!
I have to say I don't envy you right now, and I myself haven't been having lots of fun really either, but tonight I will be thinking about you. I am going to be drinking apple martinis and I will be thinking about poor Jay and poor Christine. Let's hope not too many martinis, but you know how that goes. 
You watched 40 year old virgin with your mother-in-law???? Holy crap. No way, man...I would've changed movies. Bad move, brother...bad move.
It must have been PAINFUL watching that movie with yr MIL! LOL. You will get through this! 
ooh... bats!
ooh... book!
Jay, you are the Queen of Hyperbole. I am officially in love with you.
my niece got married in casa loma last year, it's such a beautiful place for a wedding.
and fyi, stay away from bad santa too.
LOL!
I can't believe you did Casa Loma AND THEN THE ROM in one frikken day! I went to the ROM before Christmas and I was dead after seeing the Egyptian exhibit for the umpteenth time. Seriously. Kudos to you.
That Coldplay thing is just an ugly rumor... Gays have much better taste than that!
XD Omg, In the twenty years I have lived in Toronto, I never once went to CasaLoma.
damn i felt uncomfortable watching it with my little bro in teh room (he's 19 but in my head he's still like 10). I hope you got the R rated and not te uncensored version!! Poor poor Jamie was Jason talking about the porn star boobies with his mom or was her blushing hardcore and keeping his lap covered iwth his hands? AHAHAHA
I'm SO sending you good vibes. You poor thing.
I knew there was a r eason I stayed single all these years! No MIL!
Hang in there Jay, only a few days to go.
Of course we have the uncensored version!
and who's husband *doesn't* read the best of lesbian erotica?
hmmm---now I'm in a snit; I like Coldplay, and I'm not gay, although I wouldn't care, I'm just eclectic.
I've just got to say that your last comments about Coldplay a couple of months or so ago ignited a latent fucking hatred of them that I didn't know existed.
Every time I hear them on the radio or tv I can feel your rage across the Atlantic, and I share it too, sister.
CHRIS MARTIN, SING PROPERLY YOU WANKER!!!
That nauseating way he slips from his normal high voice to that fucking falsetto type thing like he's so sensitive that his voice is cracking with emotion. OH PLEASE!!! I HATE IT!!
And that goes for James Blunt as well and all the rest of these, "i'm just a sensitive guy and I need love".
BOLLOCKS TO YOU! If you want girls to be attracted to you, have a shave, have a wash, dress half-decently and stop being such a fucking PANSY!!!!!
ahem.
returning to normal mode.......->
Hahaha!!! I feel for you. Love the book... caan my hubby borrow it when he's finished.
It looks to me like you two are doing a wonderful job showing MIL a good time during her visit. (Barring the embarassing movie choice)
Jasons book choice had me giggling, but not as much as him saying it was your book! (Great post Jay)
The bats had the tiny hairs on my back standing on end though!
*shudder*
3T
Well, a girl's gotta keep herself educated, n'est-ce pas?
How could you leave BBQ sauce packets off the list of rules?
Hope you have recovered from the hike to the top of the castle...
Oh, I have that book!
I like the various character developments.
I love that last photo. It's not just the reading material, it's the studied look in his face. He's grasping themes, he's thinking about intertextuality--that boy's working.
So Jay, have you watched the outtakes and stuff yet? They get onto the whole ad libbing thing where the "You know how I know you're gay" thing started. It's pretty funny. I think they should've tanked the "plot" and just compiled outtakes, oneliners, and brief, witty exchanges, LOL!
I love list item #2...never thought to de-pube my soap. I'll keep that in mind for future reference...
What a day...I love those old castles...I've dragged all sorts of people to them...but bats?! Bats I would not do.
Why does MIL look so sour in all your pics?
I hope she's not as judgemental as she looks...in real life.
you know how i know you're gay?
you have a rainbow sticker on the back of you car that say 'i like it when balls are in my face.'
i love that movie.
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Does the book have pictures? I'm only letting you lend it me if it's got good photography
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