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but a monster truck rally can be a right laugh, if you're just going to laugh at the white trash!
It looks like you are at least enjoying the sites, writing on wall and such.
I love the glass floor.
You are not a hippo.
You are not 14 hippos.
I can't believe we haven't actually met, considering we both live in the same damned city. 
You are suriving the visit quite well. Keep it up.
Why does it look like Jason is chugging wine? WINE SHOULD NOT BE CHUGGED!
Jorge, if you knew his mother, you'd be singing chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
My boyfriend wanted to go to that monster truck rally. Luckily he had to work. I don't think I'd ever live it down if he had gone.
As for the CN Tower, I have a love-hate relationship with it. It's a very cool place to visit, but I am now uncomfortable with it because a few years ago I decided to be crazy and do the Stair Climb for chairty. All 1776 stairs of it.
NEVER do that. The stairwells stink like sweat and there is no air movement, nor place to stop and rest. I climbed it with a chest cold, and I am never going up those damn stairs again!
Gorgeous picture of you.
How do you have the energy to do all this tourist-y Toronto stuff if you're hung over everyday?
Hee, monster trucks. Hee, stupid convention.
Oh, and yer purty!
: )
Thank god my future MIL lives close enough that the chances of her ever actually staying with me for five days are slim...
It's almost over though - yes?
You are a wonderful hostess Jay! I've no doubt your MIL will be remembering this visit fondly.
And thank-you for the tour of the CN tower! Hang in there. If my math is correct, you have one day left. 
3T
Emily, I am hung over EVERY day. I've been functionally hung over since I was 17.
Nice Scarf
Sounds like y'all got a "blow job" in the pod thingy!! I guess there was no way to angle the air jets into a stratigic position for maxium pleasure?
The glass floor is great! I, too, do not fear heights but do fear falling. I find that the older I get the more I fear falling. Here at work I have occasion to enjoy the view from a pipebridge and I find that when walking along the pipes the distance to the ground seems to increase as the years go by.
Only a few days of MIL left, and then you two can run wild, or not, as you did before the invasion of the MIL.
you have done more stuff in the city this past four days then i have in my life!!!!
we have one of those moose (mooses, meese?) in our neighborhood, it's mounted on the roof of an industrial building.
You give entertaining a new meaning...What would you do if I came to visit, I wonder?
I'm half expecting to see that moose again on Monica's site, in her living room!
;o)
Ah, you just reminded me they started showing re-runs of due South here, as well as the same sexy Paul Gross in Slings and Arrows.
Lucky me!
I would be one of the ladies that cries.
I stood on the glass, but that was years ago. i am not sure I would now. Anyway, Monster trucks are dumb, althuogh I have cousins who love them. Good luck with the rest of the MIL invasion.
Ooohhh...who will be my 100 000th visitor? If it's any of you guys, please let me know!
14 hippos can stand on the glass observation deck? The real question is how many MOOSE can stand out there? I wouldn't feel safe if I didn't know the answer.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I win!!!!!
So I'm going to celebrate by going to COSTA RICA!!!
I'm such a whore.
I see you're wearing our pink Converses.
Oh my God... her lips actually touched the moose? Now, I'm not one to say that people shouldn't be free to love whomever they want, but I have to put my foot down at PDA's with plastic animals.
Keep it in the bedroom, people!
You HARDLY look idiotic in that first photo. That's a really cute shot. I wish I was HALF that photogenic. I usually come out looking like someone stomped on me 3 seconds before the camera flashed...
14 hippos could safely stand one on top of other.
That is good news because I have been trying to find a place to store all 14 of my hippos.
Someday I will spend more than 20 minutes in Toronto and it will be great. Thanks for stopping by my blog earlier today. I will be back.
great story - and no, god never did send me that money. Stingy God.
Thanks for stopping by, btw.
Great story and Pics! I have so enjoyed my first visit to your blog!
sounds like you had/are having a whirlwind of an adventure up there!!!
The memories and stories and pictures you'll have to share will be priceless!
i just read the 4 chapters in the series err..how long is she staying, again?
looks like you are having an awesome (lol) time!
So maybe 14 hippos can STAND on the glass, but can they JUMP on it? Can even ONE jump on it? Cuz there's always that dumbass (person, not hippo - I don't have a ton of experience with hippos aside from watching them squirt liquid poop at the wall at the zoo) who has to try. Any you know, I betcha dollars to doughnuts (if they're Krispy Kremes) that they didn't actually TEST that 14 hippo thing. I mean, didja see any hippo poop anywhere? I thought not. Lying bastards. I'm glad you survived! I'm not afraid of heights, or even falling from heights. It's the landing part the scares the snot out of me.
I'm glad that you lived to write another installment for our enjoyment and edification. :o) And congratulations for not strangling your MIL. Yet. . . :o)
Thanks for showing me around your town. MIL's are like bacteria in a public bathroom, aren't they?
The glass floor would have made me so dizzy I'd have fainted.
I'm so sorry you had to use a public restroom, at least you survived!
Key to MIL invasions... get her drunk - really drunk.. get her to do something stupid... you'll have balckmail amunition for the rest of her life
Keep up the good work lady! If the tequilla stops helping the pain, go for the jeager
I would have thought those tufts of air things we so you lift up girls skirts or something. That would be cool.
I've used "rest rooms" in the NYC subway system (cause I had to). I couldn't imainge having to sit on one of the toilets there.
F*ck the crying, I'd have been the woman SCREAMING! I have a fear of heights AND falling from them. Jay you are so cute, and you are extremely photogenic. And what is the plural of moose, anyway? Is it mooses, meese, moosi? MIL? Oopies didn't mean to say that.....
I have a MUL (since we Lezzies can't wed) who drives me batty. My honey now wants us to buy 40 acres to share living space with the unlaws. I'm trying to have us move 15 states away. YIKES
I have been to the CN Tower and been blown and sniffed by the people blowers! Excitement! I have lots of pictures of the city from up there and I really enjoyed my visit to Toronto. I have a really good friend there and that's why I visited in the first place. It's a really cool place to go. Lots of stuff to do. Glad you enjoyed the visit too.
How could you possibly look like an idiot with your cute matching hat and scarf?
Just wanted to tell you how much I loved your MIL-visit posts...you crack me up!!
are you doing the happy dance yet, she's gone now, right? or on her way?
Carl - if you think that's cute, just wait til you see the gloves!
Ahhh pics of you not half cutoff...that's more like it.
Having so much fun you are
You're still kickin' after all these days? Can't be all bad... you do get your private sleep-time...
First of all. Toronto is the Mullet capital of Canada so you shouldn't be surprised, but were they wearing flannel?
Second. I know about the Moose thing, Calgary did the same thing with Cows a few years ago.
Finally. How did they get 14 Hippos to stand on top of each other to test the glass?
How could the drivers in Toronto be bad? All of the billions of dollars in tax money stolen from Alberta and BC goes into your roads!
Hmm.. I was 9 when I didn't hit the skypod, so next time I;m going all the way to the top... :p
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