Talk to the Goat
I love your posts! I was sitting here in the sun at my desk, giggling as I read this one ... thank you.
Next time spend a few more days with his mom... it'll make you appreciate him more, lol
That's an aweful lot of paint, what were you trying to cover up? Wasn't blood stains and other evidence, was it? Most times 2 coats will do the job.
Most of the people we love are better in small doses. For some reason the main traits we adore tend to drive you mad after several days of togetherness.
Glad you're back, I was getting a tad concerned that you and Jason had been overcome by paint fumes.
I've seen a lot of this lately. Separate hobbies and even separate vacations might be an effective prescription. That was one annoying hoiday you had there. And fallout too? We used to worry about falout when the Russians were always making nuclear war noises. I wouldn't choose between them at the crucial moment. Canada is beautiful. Canadians are WAY cool. But, damn, your weather sucks ass!
They have a cream for that.
Hee. Hee hee.
I like that you bought an extra book to spite the bookstore's name. Ha! Take that suckas!
Or wait, was that not actually to spite... huh. Well anyway. I'm sure you know what I mean.
Jamie - Most people are better in small doses. Cranberry Zing -- sounds like a great color. Reds are hard -- I had to do a colored primer and then 5 coats to get my kitchen the right shade. Glad you didn't kill him. - Corona
Well, it sounds like you had a very fun and lively and irritating weekend. Hope the next one goes just as good for ya!
And yes, you'll get tired of eachother, but probably by then, it'll be so normal, you won't notice it.
I loved this list! You know you really are a good writer! I loved 8 and 13 the most!
You're so funny, Jay! Such a fun read!
At least it was all entertaining.
You could always plan a pretend funeral for Jason's next day off. That'll creep him out
; )
lol. You and jason are funny. And Jane IS a long ass street.
And I would love to see Jason do some Indian dancing. It's got to be interesting. I wonder what music they were playing.
The real question is...did you say yes and let Jason stop and check out the Simpson DVDs???
I can't imagine you two ever getting tired of each other. Especially with you not pooping, and all...what's there to get tired of?
Whoa. Sounds like you needed to go back to work for a break.
I hate when it falls out, and I like the idea of frantically searching the city for plungers in the middle of the night.
Oh man, I know what you mean, too much time with the hubbies about makes a person crazy. If Dingus is home too long, he feels the need to "properly" clean the house. Give me a break!
Hi Jamie - found your blog highly entertaining thanks.
and for your comments on mine!
Sounds like, deep down inside, you like him in not so small doses too 
That first paragraph....? EXACTLY what it's like to spend the weekend with a five-year-old.
But it seems you two have quite the happy life together.
Besides being completely cleverly written. (Add funny to the definition of clever) It speaks of a friendship that I've no doubt you will never ever grow tired of.
Fun read Jay.
3T
Jason sounds like my kids. You should threaten to put him in time out if he keepsit up. And no dessert after supper.
Yup, we love them, but are always ready for them to go back to work. :-D
I need some clarification on it "falling out." what exactly fell out of what???
a) We were only covering a white,well off-white wall. I swear.
b) I have no idea what music it was. It all sounds like high-pitched wailing to me...which makes me wonder how hard they cringe when I crank mine up.
c) No, I didn't actually let him get the DVD. But only because he just got one last weekend and he's not done watching all those episodes. He's only missing season 5 anyway.
d) Yes, he is a lot like a kid. But to be fair, so am I. We make a conscious effort to let go and have fun. Which we do. And a night without dessert is not punishment for Jason - it's a lethal weapon.
Jay,
I'll take your husband off your hands if he promises to clean my apartment!
Wait...INDIAN karaoke?? Why have I never thought of that??
And the line "I just love him in small doses" is brilliant and should be copyrighted. Get ON that, Jay!
You nutty canadians. its party all the time.
Did you ever find a plunger
Thoughts:
Intro - Donkey Slippers sound like some kind of euphamism, although I'm not sure for what.
7 - If it makes you feel better, Sarah once won a bike. There--isn't that better?
12 - Miss Hooper, what's a coitus?
15 - In her frosh week, Sarah's mom proudly wore a button that said "I'm Horny!" not because she knew what that meant, and--I hope--not because she actually was, but because it had a pair of horns on it and she thought that was cute.
we're just winning coffee and donuts with our rims. i'm saving them and bringing them all in together to see if i can upgrade to that plasma tv. they let you trade a donut for a muffin, so i figure i have a shot.
you know if you don't poop that means you're full of shit; right?
I don't think that you will ever get tired. Keep up your list.
Quesadillas ? The Asian One ??
Wow - you don't need kids - you've already got one, LOL!
I saw a restaurant in CA (OK, on Google Earth - I'm a geek) called "Taco sammich" but I don't think you should tell Jason about it cuz tht nickname would be even worse!
It fell out? How very incredibly sucky!
I don't think anything can top #13. SNORT!! Not SNORT that you had to do it, but SNORT your description.
Ahh. The love. It's brimming of the edges of your blog. Priceless!
Jane St?
That's in my GUIDE!
Were you in Ukraine land?
Did you not try to call?
You're just avoiding us now...
J
Last time I got trapped in 72 hours of snow I was about 3000 miles from home and had to stay in the hotel room. Never, I mean never, plan a trip back East when it's already Winter.
Husbands are always better in small doses
Sounds like one hell of a weekend. But you leave us with the question: What were each of the four books?
I've got my money on at least two Curious George books.
-- david
freakin hilarious!! "it fell out"!!!!!
Well, I live in winter permanently. No snow though. Hardly any snow at all this "winter."
Good luck getting him to try the couples Yoga tape.
Sorry about the button. There's a Jane Street one block down from me in NYC, but I guess every city uses the same names basically.
I hate it when it falls out at the worst time like that. Isn't that always the way?
Damn. I'd like to see what you do on a regular weekend. You know, the unabridged version.
Was just wondering...
Does #13 have anything to do with #12?
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