Talk to the Goat
YAY! I have been waiting for this day for so long now! I'm going to run outside and tie a blue ribbon with two pink trialers on my God tree in the front yard in homage! I'm so happy!!!!!!
Jay, you and I have the greatest talks.
We have lots of pickup trucks around here with balls dangling from the rear bumber. I'll link this as soon as i post another blog. I have total empathy for jason. When we lived in NY, I went through the same thing. If you are not hell to live with now, jason will certainly see a different level of demon when you hit menapause.
Well isn't this just the answer to so many people's number one winter problem?
Because I sympathize with your plight and that of Jason's balls, I (puts hand on heart) will link to this post today. (brisk nod)
I'm thinking happy ballsey thoughts ! :>)
As a Saint, I feel it is my divine duty to assist. You've got my link.
perhaps a suction pump would do the trick?
how many times did spell check throw out the word "peesicles"?
It suggested that I meant "vesicles" instead.
My legs are crossed...but um, you know how long that lasts! Best of luck to your balls Jason!
Poor Jason! This post is hilarious. Thanks for the comment, it made me grin and it's really early this morning. It's almost impossible to get me to grin.
Thanks. for the "heads-up" (no pun intended) on this important day! Consider yourself linked!
Here's the deal. I think jason is concerned about the pipes freezing. HIS and the houses.
Here's what you do:
1. Set the mood -- Cover the mirrors. Remove all male grooming products, scented candles, and issues of Cargo from the house. Turn the TV to the Sports Channel.
2. Capture Jason -- Get him to sit on the bed with his legs open. Use leather restraints if you have to. It's for his own good.
3. Coax the balls out of hibernation -- You'll need bait; the first thing balls want to do after hibernation is to get it on, so you'll needs a copy of Sports Illustrated (Swimsuit issue, duh), astroglide, etc. Then they'll want a nutritious snack like pretzels, beer nuts (which double as role models) Cheetos, beer (most important -- make sure it IS NOT imported) etc.
4. Use caution -- balls are grumpy and surly afte their long sleep. Don't look them in the eye. Don't turn your back, make slow deliberate movements. Use a push-up bra to make youself appear larger.
Good Luck!
I surely sympathize. The cold weather makes my husband quite teste too.
Hope the warm weather finds you soon!
Er.....
WHAT?
ha ha ha ha
Now how does Jason feel about this post?
Tell him I'm glad his balls are back.
Ingredients:
-2 or more goat testicles
-2 small chopped onions
-4 chilli peppers
-1 celery
-4 potatoes
-margarine or butter
-200 gr of Brussels sprouts
Recipe:
Cook the goat balls in salted water. Pour off the water and simmer the testicles together with the margarine, onions, peppers, sprouts, and celery. Boil the potatoes separately and squash them with a bit of margarine. Serve warm.
http://www.allesoverballen.com/e...els/
GEITEN.html
Wow, Jay, it took real balls to post that. And I've got you linked. Doin' it for the balls, people.
This is a load of cold bollocks.
HAHAHAHA!!! Oh, this is such a hilarious act of selflessness!
And I'm definitely on board, Jay (check my latest post)... 
Well bless Jason's heart and every other little part
I helped out the cause Jay, best wishes to Jason's balls...
I find that in winter months my testicals are akin to that bastard orchid plant given to me as a gift by that bitch in my office who knows I have the attention span of sponge; they require much added attention, regular dusting and a healthy round of conversation twice a week. Following this regimen ensure healthy, blushing, dangling buds and balls.
As a reminder... never, repeat never listen to Kim when she's on painkillers. You've been linked, lol
DB
I got no words--nope, notta one. lmao--ok I have a few.
All I request is that Jason submit to the spirit of International Ball Dropping Day immediately so my man isn't making posts about another set of cajones... I'm so confused, now! lol.
i can't possibly compete with this but i will link it and send happy warm thoughts his way!
Jay--
Thanks for stopping by my site!!
I bet seeing your hubby on the machines was hilarious!
XXOO,
JTL
Jay, tell Jason testicle hibernation is the primary reason I moved South!!!
I'd almost forgotten about the 5 month period when I'd be 'sackless' back then!!
Invest in a hot tub and flannel boxers for the man!
OMG
You made me laugh like I have never laughed before.
I will mail you after visiting your links.
Your poor Jason ! ma`am.
Why not move this holiday back a few days and combine it with April Fool's. I'm all about multi tasking.
I'm thinking awesome thoughts about BALLS right now, feel it? Are they showing?
My favorite part of this post was the
"PEESICLES" Holy shit, that was hilarious!
LMAO! You're insane! Why would you want to bring the cold inside?! I'm surprised Jason hasnt built a fire inside your living room...LOL...
But here's my advice...since Jason has to live in the tundra, maybe you could make it up to him by way of tea-bagging. Yeah. If you dont know what that is, then never mind. But if you do...well...hop on to it!
Jay, I'd say this was a huge success.
I linked for freedom! Specific post is here:
http://missingtheground.blogspot...time-
story.html
lol... Here via Better and I am glad I came nicefunny post
I so hate cold weather but Fire loves it and freezes me to death
LOL! Jay you never cease to amaze me and make me laugh! I do hope Jason's problem rectifies itself soon. And as Bud mentioned, I'm scared for him, when you hit menopause!
Fun and funny post lady!
3T
Jay, I tried to link you, but was delusional in thinking I could do so, so I at least typed in your link and posted on my blog. Happy Ball Dropping to you!
Poor man...warm him up!
I sympathize with Jason but cannot relate. My hot Italian blood keeps them nice and toasty in nearly all weather conditions. But I have put a plea on my blog to come her and help.
This is an absolutely fantastical idea. I do believe you will be nominated for wife of the year. I hope the balls nicely and to the left Jason.
Funny, mine stay out all year round, but I do have sympathy for him. It must be awful.
This is exactly one of the reasons I moved to Califronia. Frankly, I think Jason deserves something like a "Man of the Year" award for putting up with you. This is a man who literally sacrifices his balls for the woman he loves, just so YOU can sleep in comfort. But no matter how small his testicals get during your cold Canadian winters, he will always have the biggest heart of any man I know.
You have mail my dear!! I hope you find it as amusing as I did, reading this post
They're supposed to drop?
How could I not support such a heart felt plea! Consider Jason's balls linked. Or not, but a link to this post. Do you hear a "ker pluk" yet? Surely all these links will do the job.
Big Ben, whose blog is here (http://benmyers29.blogspot.com/), has paid homage to balls in his own little way... (see the article "knocking on heaven's door")
I have crossed my legs in hopes that St. Scrotum soon will appear.
As usual, your posts made my day. How could I not put up a post on my blog linking back?
So many people are thinking "Poor Jason" when in truth it is "Poor Jay". Imagine the crimp this must put on your sex life.
I'm thinking Shop Vac.
Tease one, maybe the other will come out to play too...
Damn, I ought to be in!
Great post miss! Toronto needs people like you ;op
Okay, I took care of this today.
Sorry, didn't make it past the picture of the hammer and the word Testicles. I was too scared to read more. All guys have a psychic link about their nads. One guy gets nailed, we all cringe (just like the soccer commerical). Whatever the post was about, I hope your guy is ok.
i am so glad that someone FINALLY dared to write the unwritable -- about balls. you are a true pioneer, jay.
ha!
patresa
Ah, a kindred spirit. I love keeping the temps inside down in the winter to encourage the use of sweaters and comfy blankets. Work is usually steaming hot so the only place I can wear my comfy winter clothes is at home. In the early spring and fall days when it isn't really warm enough to have the windows down I still love to drive with them open, even if I have to balance it out with the heater on, just to smell that clean, fresh air. Hope your hubbies boys come out to play really soon.
Thank god we live in florida. I think DH might shrivel up and die if his boys disappeared for months at a time. And not to be too crude.. well, what the hell. I would surely miss them slapping up against me (ahem... cough ... cough)
Wow! People are really supporting Jason's balls!! Does he know about his huge fan base?
I'd never look down on anybody. Bur especially with balls that resemble a Theme Park Amusement ride! Look at it this way. He's a "man of all seasons". Or you could wake him up in the morning with a cassette tape of the Blood, Sweat and Tears hit "Spinning Wheel". Opening lyric: "What goes UP/Must come DOWN/. Best wishes!
OMG! And here I thought I'd read it all!!!
Totally unfair for Jason to blame you. I got your back, Jay!
Miss Emily: he'll be so pleased that you called it huge!
To those of you who suggested shop vacs and various suction devices, you obviously have vaginas. There is no way he is going to let me at his nether regions with such a contraption.
Neil, I believe that is the kindest compliment Jason has ever received.
David: who needs a fire in the living room when I light so many in the kitchen?
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