Talk to the Goat
Hey, I wouldn't have stood you up. Just sayin. You crack me up girl. Did I ever tell you you are a great writer? just checkin. Have a good weekend doll.
TG
the word "poop" is a great word.
as for the ass... the butts of men are usually not noticeable because their pants are too baggy. Introducing the metrosexuals whose denim spandex percentage rises...
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See, I told you snakes were out!!!!
Glad you two had a good time, and I'm going to have to try the Jaocktail!!
I like Cockamie's better...
Just sayin'.
I like that too, but we already named something else that 
It is hilarious that you go to bed so early...when I dont have my kids, I am in bed at 8 or 9. When I have my kids, I am in bed at midnight. I love early mornings, that is the best time. Great writing, I enjoyed reading back a bit. Thanks for stopping by mine!
Re the snake story:
By my rating system Jason should have given you at least a 7 for being able to get both feet off the ground, and between a 6 and a 9 for hang time, depending on how long you managed to keep both feet off the ground while the snake slithered off. If you stuck the landing well you'd probably get at least an 8 for your overall score. You could potentially score a 10, however, for that you need a poisonous snake.
Holy...(I don't know)..Poop! I make the same 7-11 cocktail. If you don't want to go home you just stop at a liquor store and buy the little bottles (a la airplane) of vodka. Fill and then pitch it in a passing garbage can. There you have it : a "Roader".
I've also done it with the Coke slushee and then filled it with rum.
I would have been screaming at that snake as well! I think I may try the slurpy idea...mmmm.....
i still really don't know where you guys are living now, i think you're north east of me, you should check out the forks of the credit or terra cotta, you'll get lost for sure. (fyi, west nile virus doesn't hit around here until july or august)
ohhh, that slurpee drink sounds really good right about now!
Slurpeeeee vodka....mmmmmm.
I can't sleep for more than 8 hours. I get all tired and headachey if I sleep more than that.
Maybe you should make a home video called "Snakes on my boot."
What a brilliant idea for a cocktail! I'm trying it tomorrow night... my last Saturday in Canada for two months. I think the Jamocktail (or seven Jamocktails) will mark the occation nicely!
You should just have a camera and especially a microphone on you 24/7. You could be your own documentarian. It'd be like The Truman Show, except you'd know you were being filmed and you'd be cracking people up nightly.
Love the slurpee cocktail "recipie" LOL
Well you might not like his ass but it looks like Jamie's got a pretty large er, 'monster'. You might want to get that swollen purpleness checked out by a doctor though, that's gotta be painful. For both of you.
Nice slurpee cocktail... have to try that one ;o)
Funny enough, I'm no stranger to the Jamocktail (aka the Earl-tini) as it's a favourite of mine for outdoor events and shopping along Queen Street.
Cocktail slurpies ROCK
I like to get the banana slurpie and add coconut rum - mmmmmm!!
Love the drink idea. What the heck is he on in the 2nd photo?
I keep thinking about Shirley and how it would probably drive her insane if SHE found the shirt.
"Which one of those bitches threw away my shirt?"
I tagged you with a book meme, don't hate me.
I come away from this post, lost in deep thought.
....Vodka and Slurpees? That sounds great!
That may have been Spongebob graffiti. One of the first words my friend's son learned to write.
People
Order
Our
Patties
Where's Jason's ass? Did the snake bite it off? How does he sit?? Nah, actually it pretty cute.
Vodka slurpees. Hmmmmm. . .
Your Santa impression totally cracked me up! :-D
Sounds like so much fun...... I need to spend a weekend with you two!
12 hours sleep!!! Blimus, wish I could do that. Just once a month would do.
Sounds like a fun couple of days.
what precious memories you are building together! my favorite part was the graffiti. i thought it was brilliant -- i know you thought it was lame, but really. "POOP?" that's awesome. that would make me laugh really really hard to see that in nature.
frickin' paul.
patresa
So, are you an insomniac? if so, hop on the band wagon!
I love hearing about your days off with Jason. And Paul should be stood-up like 4 times for doin it to you guys.
Good gawd... that boy of yours can sleep. And icky, regd the snake.... Sounds like a lot of stories/memories though... which is good.
The snake was the highlight, actually. That and the bra shopping. Odd how those two things are juxtaposed in my mind.
I'm glad you guys got to do some communing with nature. I'm pretty sure in some culture that having a snake slither across your foot is like a good omen or something. I personaly would find it pretty neat. Perhaps the "poop" was but an indicater that there was, in fact, poop somewhere in the visinity and those who wrote it were just letting you know.
If I saw that snake I WOULD HAVE PASSED OUT!! Goose watching..I hear ya...I have to go yap with the crows and feed the damn ducks here.
SLEEP?! Waht is that!!!
Where should I start?
First of all, anyone who stands you up for drinks is a looser.
Secondly the word POOP rules. I love that word. POOP and SMUT are great words.
Finally sorry about the snake spooking you. Though if snakes bother y7ou, you should see SNAKES ON A PLANE, staring SAMUEL L. JACKSON, coming out this August by New Line Cinema.
I'm not a fan of the slurpee, but I'm a fan of the vodka cocktail.
I'm still trying to get used to not being able to drink in public like I used to in Japan.
Nothing says class like cracking open a tall boy on the train.
Sounds like a great time! The weather has been particularly nice lately, has it not?
This was a great post! I never thought that reading about people hiking in the outdoors could be so damn funny! You are awesome!
PS I too was wondering who wears a new white hoodie on an outdoor excursion. Thank you for clarifying.
I hate Mondays. My fingers won't cooperate. I just typed "Tubj" for my name. Dur durdur.
Anyway... The slurpee drinks sound excellent. Much better than Hoops idea to mix lemon extract and water together. Stupid cheap hooch. Tastes like a lemon's ass. Did you know extract is almost all alcohol?
Love the pictures. The one of the bug is priceless.
I wish I could go to bed early. Or at all....insomnia seems to have a strong hold on me all of the time. Ah well.....maybe some snakes and country escapades will tucker me out!
xo
jw
It sounds like you had a busy busy weekend! I'm jealous.
Jamie - I have so been there with the "ho, ho, ho" -- I think it's an inate reaction to the snake! Sounds like not a bad trip after all.
what the hell!!??? I could have sworn that I commented. Damn Me! Never get something right.
Anyways, you nature freak. Glad you got to have an encounter w/ the slimy yucky nasty snake. EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!
Isomnia, isn't it blessed?
Snake: That happend to me ones to I nearly shat in my pants
wow, you two really can cram a lot into one day. I find that inspiring, but don't see myself ever getting up at 4:30 am except to get on a plane to an exotic locale or to give birth...
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