Talk to the Goat
So... what's the magic ingredient? Ah, aspartame... When BBFK was over last week she read the labels of all potential UK soft drink purchases to make sure there was no aspartame in the bottles or cans...
I thought when I drank aspartame-fuelled drinks (being a tea, good ale & fruit juice kinda guy) it tasted odd...
...anyways, get educated and know your enemy 
But aspartame is my best friend! Where would I be without it? I'd probably only have 2 eyes!
so, when the flies forget the words, do they hum? And if so, what does ten thousand flies smell like?
I don't know how you can drink that aspartane chemical crap. If it isn't naturally-ocurring, factory-injected caffine, I'm not interested. Neither is my body. It insisits on falling asleep unless I regularly top up my alcohol system with either alcohol (in myriad forms, including but not limited to: good beer, rye and cokes, cuba lirbas, good scotch or irsis whiskey... becuase even bad irish whiskey is good irish whiskey.) It will reluctantly subsist in caffeine, in tea, coffee, and soda from, though not neccessarily in that order. And God please forbid that I ever allow blood to taint my alcohol intake system! That just wouldn't be right. It wasn't why I was given arteries and veins in the first place/
asparatame is my enemy? i always thought caffine was my enemy? diet pepsi is my "pop" beverage of choice, but i can't drink it any time after dinner or i can't sleep.
Green tea is my latest fad - but needs to be the green tea with mint. Apparently it's doing wonderful things for my internals!
And yes I love DIET pepsi too!
Hope you found the fly spray
Cheers
Zanna
Diet... PEPSI?
If you were a diet Coke drinker, you would have noticed the difference between diet and regular. Not necessarily because diet Coke is so fantastic, but because regular Coke tastes like syrup in a sugar solution. I don't think I've ever in my life had regular Pepsi, but I always seem to think drinking regular Coke when I'm about to vomit will help.
OMG step away from the bug spray!! it will melt your brain ...wait till till the flies stop singing or divert them by shitting on the back lawn (so the neighbours don't see ofcourse) lol.
Yes I am odd but some of your posts bring out the best of my oddness lmao..Hope your feeling better soon.
My pop of choice is diet coke...trying to cut down. HA thats gonna happen.
I also have been drinking diet Pepsi fo many many years. I love the snappy clean taste of it as compared to a grimy flatter taste of Coke. My opinion of course. As far as any kind of sweetner, studies came out last week that previous studies of aspartane causing cancer was false. I also use Splenda. Being a diabetic, it is that way or no way for me. I love sweets.
Hope the hangover isn't too bad this morning!!!
Tsk tsk tsk. That Jason. You just know he had ulterior motives too, don't ya Jamie. I mean really. As far as he's concerned, I'll bet there can only be advantages to having you be on a sugarhigh.
Let me know if after "Yellow Submarine," they break into a rousing chorus of "We are the World" cuz that would be the concert event of the year. Diet Coke ... come to the dark side Jay ... Diet Coke is the answer to your addiction. And besides, it tastes better accessorized with rum. Have a great day.
TG
It's Diet Mountain Dew that I just gotta have (no hillbilly or redneck comments, thank you very mucy).
Damn that insidious Jason!
DAMN HIM!
LMFAO- i love pepsi!!!!!
I know what you mean about the straws. It does making drinking fun!
Great. Now I want straws. HMMPH!
I always use 'Splenda' sweetner, which is sucralose based, and if I'm not mistaken, was originally made in Canada.
You don't die of cancer, and the extra testicle comes in useful!
I'm also addicted to Diet Pepsi. Why is 'regular' Pepsi so syrupy? It's just gross.
I won't go near any form of coke. I took out a restraining order on it back in '94. It's been a pleasant drinking environment ever since. I totally agree: coke tastes like crap.
I'm really addicted to Diet Dr. Pepper and I really REALLY wish I could kick the habit, so then maybe I wouldn't have to buy these DAMN teeth whiteners!!
was Jason trying to get you on a sugar high?
So *why* was Jason feeding you regular Pepsi instead of diet? Was it intentional? Because if someone did that to me intentionally, I think I'd have to kill them.
And I'm glad to hear that you are a diet Pepsi fan... I always feel like such an outcast 'cuz EVERYONE seems to drink Coke. Ick.
BTW, Lydia, "regular Coke tastes like syrup in a sugar solution" just might be one of the funniest things I've ever read!
Admit it! Diet soda is from the Devil.
I hope you don't have a hole in your stomach too.
I've heard a thousand flies hum "Yellow Submarine," by the way, and it was magical.
the goats on a fucking pole dude
It's amazing what sugar does to you (and you only notice when you aren't used to it).
Always makes me wonder about people who drink liters of normal soft drinks - which I admit I used to do 15 years ago.
Then again, I never noticed the sugar rush either.
Mountain Dew is my drink of choice... at least when no Maker's Mark is available. Actually, that's my drink right there Dew with Maker's.
A Mojo Shivers.
:} Drink it up!!!
Enjoy the little sugar buzz.
You know what will help with that? Pretzels. No, I'm just making stuff up. :/
Should they start humming something else?
WOW!!!
Watch out for that stuff. I've heard it can give you sysmptoms of Bi-Polar disease.
I don't know if it's true, I just read it somewhere.
Coke tastes like crap?
Ha, ha, ha. You poor wee pipsi drinkers.
Nice rationalization. That's like saying "This 12-year-old single malt scotch tastes like crap. I'll just stick with this generic knock-off homeless person paper bag brand that my daddy taught me to drink."
We will bury you, Pepsi drinkers. You've been warned
So your having a "Cornholio" Moment?
I've just spent 20 minutes catching up on your blog - lots of laughs and sadness. Your friend Jen's story is heart-breaking, I'm glad she has you. You will make all the difference, even when you don't know what to do or say.
Hope the head-ache is gone!
I've been saying it all day. It's contagious.
You really should become a comedienne!
Your use of the analogy makes me wet my pants.
Pepsi? You drink Pepsi? I've heard some shocking things from you, but that takes the cake, so to speak.
Men are evil and sometimes do things just to see if they can get away with it. Off with his head!
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