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Yum Lobster. Pass the melted butter please.
Speaking of hookers: How 'bout those blind hookers...
...you really have to hand it to them.
If three dimensions gives you headaches, only work with two. I suggest ignoring width.
You only get to claim a disability if you can find the sixth Tuesday of the month. Or Ottembre (an Italian word signifying the Tuesday after never).
Naps always make me insanely sleepy as well. I swear the more I sleep the more sleep I feel like I need!
but the feet are better?
The key to staying awake is to never sleep. LOL! I've got another one. The key to staying standing up is to never sit down!
Hope you had a good Canada Day Jay ~~ and dammit when are you two going to start having more time together?
THe key to keeping up with one's blogroll is to sit down and read them! I' have been way behind. Still trying to catch up.
Enjoy the holiday.
There's a Cornwall in Ontario?
That was obviously a different one to where I was last weekend. Parallel dimension, maybe?
Or just the third?
...what?
Lobster is indeed delicious.
Weekends that are rare treats of shred time ALWAYS go by too fast.
And Grandmas are a great source of gossip until they are senile, in which case you get the gossip from 45 years ago about people who you don't know.
yum, lobster. love this season!
Hang in there.
That detachable clear bra strap issue... I don't get it :S 
:p
If you burned right through the straps at least it's a nice even burn. Isn't it? None of those bright white strips left behind?
oh hell girl the more i sleep the better i feel....
Uh, librarians also have to "shhh!!!" people constantly, and that can wear you out.
librarians, hookers, clear bra straps, rain and raine (didn't get that one), gossiping grandmas, 20 second weekends. I'm glad things are back to normal.
I'm with you on the lobster and the sleep thing. Although the older I get it seems the more I benefit from the half hour catnaps, as opposed to sleeping a solid 7 to 10 hours. (Getting old is not for the weak)
I love this post Jay. It's how I have felt everytime I have sat at the computer to write a post this past week. Jumbled and going in 20 different directions at once. Thus; no post yet. Only you could pull it off, and put it together so well m'dear! Hope yours is a great day!
3T
I think Vince has come up with the solution to my weight woes... From now on I'm just going to ignore width.
I think we can all agree the world will be a happier place...
Well, on the bright side, you don't have a lame-o strap mark in the middle of your tan (or burn.) And you can bet your ass Grandma's going to be telling everyone else about your lobster-like state. Was it a karma thing? Eat a lobster, burn like a lobster?
It's a 4 day weekend here and I'm having a hell of a time keeping track of which day it is, so I can't help you out there.
Are you saying that your library closes for 3 days a week? That would totally suck!
Your post reminds me very much of my brain at the moment.
Too much Degrassi, I fear.
That reminds me to get some strapless bras!
You need your oven to cook lobster! When I was in Maine they served McLobster at McDonald's! It was weird!
those invisible bra straps are non too invisible up close - seriously they need to come up with something better. however ill remember your advise when im on my summer holidays - we HATE nasty strap marks - yuk.
Pitt and Second, maybe... but likely more in the east end than "central".
I certainly wouldn't want to meet and hookers from Cornhole.
Mmm..I love lobster.
And I have a librarian friend who insists that her job is the most unappreciated of all. She said, "You wouldn't believe the idiots I get in here asking me stupid questions..or the ones who want me to do their research for them..or the ones who try to surf porn on the free library computers..."
thanks for the heads-up on the clear bra straps. saves me from a terrible mistake. whenever i see those, i think, what's next? clear bras?
I remember lobster from 15 or so years ago. Yes, it's been that long.
I know where you can get a hooker near me, if you really need one.
Clear Bra straps? I'm not on expert of that you but have my attention.
MMMMM....lobster.
sweet!
HAPPY 4rth!
HAVE A BLAST and FORGET THE REST!
I think if you have a need to wear adult diapers and begin to drool all over yourself - then and only then will you qualify for disability.
While you may not qualify for disability, you may want to consider organizing a class action suit against the bra company for not warning you that you would burn right through the strap.
That could be big $$$ and worth more than a government cheque.
Sleeping doesn't make me sleepy, but sleeping more than eight hours does.
BTW, today is Tuesday. I think.
It's good to see your thoughts can be so ordered.
This past weekend was nice. I'm glad you two enjoyed it, though it may have been too short for you.
Please explain the Rain and Raine comment. Did you see him recently?
Those clear straps also stick to your skin, they are darn annoying.
wisbo x
If I ever visit Cornwall I'll ask you for directions...
An inability to detect Tuesday is only as common as trick knees . I think you should get a handicapped tag for that. Good luck.
Enjoyed the vicarious lobster.Hope your oven is fixed soon.
Raine is the singer in a band that I adore; rain is the wet stuff that always pours from the sky anytime I let him make love to me outside.
Sleeping makes me sleeping. Waking makes me sleepy. Hell, BREATHING makes me sleepy.
Purring cats don't help either.
Those bra straps still baffle me, they are not invisible so why even bother. Also not realy sure how you laundry them. Hmm...
Hope you had a happy 4th.
To quote Neil from the Young Ones - "Sleep gives you cancer, everyone knows that"
You should be a bit more realistic with your hexes, ears usually don't fall off no matter how much magic is involved.
Well, as some of you will kindly note: I am not American, and non-Americans do not celebrate your independence day.
I think they only want to share the fun, except I didn't have fun cause I had to work. I believe Jason and I work some of the same hours. Hope you two had hot sweaty monkey sex while you had the time.
I dont have that problem, the one with the bra straps.
no boobs.
Yeah, I think you qualify. LOL
TG
That is true about Grandmas.
I had so much lobster during our vacation in 'the-place-that-shall-not-be-named' that having some next year will still be too soon.
However, I could have a martini right now...
being a librarian might be hard just because it's so goddamn boring.
e+
I love your random thoughts.
Especially the one about gossiping grannies.
I don't eat lobster anymore. I'm a veg head. It's the 4th dimension that gets me.
Really? Other people's grannies are a good source of gossip? I'm SO envious.
My granny is the type who jokes about being buried with an "R" on her forehead so that god will know she was a Republican.
She doesn't take much interest in other people, especially if they're Democrats.
You are definitly one funny Lady . I love your style quirky and telling it like it is ...
Kiffin
3 days off? now i want to be a librarian!
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