Talk to the Goat
Cool First post.
First things, Eating Subway bugs are bad.
Secondly, was a really a him who missed the point? I usually have conversations like that with my mother.
Men! They always miss the point.
You might as well have been talking to a wall. Boys will always be boys! Sheesh!
"Gah!"--how cute...
Do you know what kind of bug it was?
That's awful!
This demonstrates the need to always carry hot sauce.
I agree with Laoch: hot sauce would definitely have helped.
But I am also wondering... if the bug was the size of a golfball, how could you not see it coming and not close your mouth before the bug mistook it for the entrance to it's own personal subway station?
This is why I always keep my mouth shut.... well, that and to prevent one of the numerous stupid things running around in my brain from falling out.
GAH! I think the proper question here is not why you walked so far to the subway. The proper question here is why were you walking with your mouth open????
Same conversation, different focus. Men.
I am sure I would have puked.
Did it tickle?
You should never expect a man to empathise with a bug in the throat. It just doesn't happen to us. Seriously. I don't care what Steve Irwin reruns tell you, it just doesn't happen 
Is there are reason you actually swallowed it?
I suppose he would be happier if you swallowed bugs closer to home.
Men! Were you wondering why you'd bothered starting the conversation? I often feel like that.
Hope the bug wasn't too yucky!
I'm with Travis, did you not think that maybe you should keep that mouth closed a little tighter while you are walking.....well, either that or purchase a biker's helmet for your strolls.
Gross to swallowing the bug. I seem to swallow more than my fair share while riding my bike (I guess I should learn to ride with my mouth closed instead of huffing and puffing and sucking bugs down the hatch!)
I think I'd be physically ill if I had swallowed a bug that size, damn.
Good for you for standing up for your right to walk. LOL. I would have had the same conversation with mine. Cept mine would have ended with, "so what's for dinner?"
We bike riders tend to swallow lots of them. The trick is to know they're in the mouth and let 'em go.
Ha! You swallow a bug and al he can think about is where you were?! Too funny!
Yech! Ptui!!! Good thing it wasn't a stinging bug though. And so often men just don't 'get it', I truly believe they are from a different planet.
Like that logic stuff is all that important. Just like a guy to use it. We don't need no stinkin' logic.
Yuckie eating or accidently swallowing bugs I mean. Shivers!!!!!!! I have done that though opening my mouth at the wrong time and in goes a bug way in the back of your mouth. OOOH Yuck.
I guess you're lucky it wasn't one of those seven-step bugs. You know ... the bugs that you swallow that poison you within seven steps? If you swallow one of those, can I have your subway tokens. It's not like you'll be needing them.
TG
As much as you like walking, you see.
TG
I'm sorry, were you saying something? I was still hung up on the thought of you in lace undies. We were talking about something bugging you, right?
The idea of eating a bug flying around in the Subway gives me the chill.
Sorry... I can't get past the bug. Ugh.
When it hit your throat and you shut your mouth in reflex and swallowed - you did not bite on the insect. So it came down alive. Will take some time for all the chitin to dissolve in your hard-working tummy ...
maybe some digestif ... ?
Can you describe the aftertaste?
Well, if you were wearing those afore mentioned 'Lace Hipster Undies', it's no wonder he (we) missed the point.
BTW - why were you walking way up there?
As a child I once ate a caterpillar on a dare and after a period of time my stomach was aflutter with nervous energy.
Long story short--I passed a beautiful Monarch butterfly after eating a steamy plate of stuffed cabbage.
The hard part was moving Flapjack's cocoon.
i'm just turning green at the thought of you swallowing a bug. And then I read mago and droog's comments and I'm trying not to turn green while I laugh.
Are you sure he missed the point?
i HATE swallowing bugs..
but
i LOVE walking..
men just don't understand.
have you figured out what kind of bug it was?
HA! 
Oh blech. I hate bug/tonsil pinball. :-P
"Open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it"
--Psalm 81:10
As it is written, so shall it be done.
Ahhh, the risks of walking...
Practicality is the scourge of our civilization, though the only chance of our civilization saving itself. Walking is fun.
Hell's Bells. Bug ingestion , and so far from home! I hope it's all ended up OK for you there.
Women. Who can understand them?
Screw the tokens, you ATE a BUG! A BIG BUG!!! Boys are stoopid.
Ugh...I know exactly how you feel. I ate a bug last night too. See, last Halloween I was Lord Licorice from Candyland and I made this absolute pimp can with licorice glued on it and I've saved it all this time, only to discover it melting last night because of the heatwave Tucson's experiencing and some of it got onto my desk, so I wiped it with my fingers to lick it and I felt this crunch, but as I tried to spit, I swallowed...I finally managed to pull three bugs out of my mouth, but Lord knows how many of them went down my esophagus!
So why did you take a subway so far away?
OH LORD! You ate Fred!!!!!!!!!
For some reason, that story really "bugged" me ... allright, that'll be enough from the peanut gallery!
never eat anything bigger than your he...
venus/mars
You have become a creche for the incubation of aliens from a distant world, within a few days you like millions of other women have ingested a similar insect named Sbugwaysoreass while strolling aimlessly near subway stations world wide. This bug sent here from the planet Anusmajor When secreted on maturity will expand to ginormous proportions and dominate on earth until saturation point, we will then see them turn on each other and reproduce the human race. so you see there is sod all to worry about, but girls please put a zip in it when out walking.
They just don't get it, do they?
And, he probably thought eating a bug wasn't as bad as walking.
At least your baseball stadium isn't infested with rats. My friend just told me Anaheim Stadium, where I'm supposed to see a game tomorrow, recently scored a 113 on a test of sanitary conditions. To put that into perspective, Dodger Stadium, just 20 minutes northwest of Angel Stadium passed with flying colors with a score of 6.
Rats!
Hi Jay.
Can we have a tattoo update please?
I'm dying to know what designs you're coming up with - between snacking on bugs obviously !
Cheers
MarkJ
I swallow a few on my bike ride to work, mostly in the morning...
It's defintely a mental thing, because it only tickles for a moment, but the thought that you just swalowed a bug, lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
He's going to get an earwig in each ear for that crap
Boys don't get it. And gross.
perhaps .. he is a 'bug-eater' ..
Bugs are good protein.
Maybe it was a MUTANT BUG created by the toxic subway atmosphere.
hahahaha. i absolutely love that you walk a lot obviously, it's even bigger news that one actually uses their legs in this day and age than swallow a bug!
you swallowed it? wings and all?
Boys will never understand, anyway.
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