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I hate it when the traffic gets backed up into your ears after blowing. I swear I've ruptured an ear drum doing that.
Try nose sprays.
Damn, you make my so-so week sound fantastic. Sorry you feel so shitty. I'd offer to fly to Toronto just to feel your "glands" for you anytime but that would be a cheap joke undeserving of the laugh you so desperately need.
much the same honey. but I have the added benefit of phlem, you know the chesty stuff. Hope you are feeling better soon
I'm glad I seemed to have escaped the bug going around. But now you have/had an excuse to sit on the couch all day and demand that Jason do your bidding
; )
You poor thing! Yeah, I hate when I get majorly sick and all I can wish for is the sweet kiss of death. But you're a tough cookie, so hang on! Eat chicken noodle soup, rub vicks all over your chest, and drink a glass of Nyquil. You'll be knocked out so hard, you wont wake up til the next morning in a pool of your own sick.
alot better than yours. my son swears by cold fx, myself, i swear by neo citran. get some rest, plenty of fluids. hope you feel better.
Well, my traffic was backed up a week ago... Things are much better now but this week?
I'm up to my eyeballs in work... blech... love the money, less than fond of the lack of time for anything else!!!
Poor baby. I feel for you but I just can't reach. I hope you are feeling better hun. They make a non-medicine, saline spray for the nose that works wonders breaking that crap up for me. Still, it cracks me up that you feel like shit and still lay me out laughing. Get well soon.
TG
Buckley's.
Yuck. That is the worst. What I really hate is when I've forgotten to move a trash can near the couch, and am reduced to piling up a mountain of used Kleenex. It's self-hating at its worst.
I think we must have the same traffic system. Except that my ears are also completely stopped up. Lately, I sound like someone who needs a hearing aide. And there is no "popping" them. They don't pop. They just fizz.
Get well soon, Miss Jay!
Poor you! I hate feeling like that!!
I hope you are feeling better.
That bug is going round the world.
I've reached that point where I want to curl up and feel loudly sorry for myself, but work won't permit, and it's not like anyone would hear... Have a whine and a blow for me, will you?
Well, that's a new one, comparing life to blowing your nose. Where do you come up with these apt associations, Jay?
My week? Right there with you, Jay. Stuck in the gd traffic jam. Boo.
Hope you're feeling better!
I think I was IN that traffic jam. It took me 47 minutes to drive 7.6 miles. Why? Because I live in Atlanta and every day some poor sucker is blowing their nose causing accidents all over the city.
Feel better.
Oh you poor thing! Have someone make you a nice hot cup of tea for that throat. My week has been pretty good, actually; I hope you feel better soon!
hope you're feeling better soon!
heh, it's definitely going around - and I have to curse you missus, the first parcel I get after your post on the brown guys.. well, it's your fault. I don't care if there is an ocean between us - it's still your fault.
Sounds suspiciously like my week last week! Hope you are getting better and wish you all the best.
feel better soon!
Aw, hope you're feeling better!!
My week? up/down/up...heading down again.
Got my thesis out, drunk e-mailed my bitchy old boss, had a huge presentation yesterday, did well on the presentation and drank too much wine at the social afterwards. Got offered a perminant job here in NY. Now? confused, worried, not sure if I want that job, not sure if my thesis will be accepted, I hope my bitchy old boss doesn't retaliate, and I'm hungover at work, ugh.
There's seems to be sickness flying all over the blogosphere. It seems like everyone has 'something'. The good news is my case of 'the clap' is clearing up quite nicely. 
Poor deary, I was sick as well, but you sounded absolutely miserable, while i just cursed the uselessness of Tylenol cold.
OH my God! I have been going through the same thing for the last month! Just now it seems to be getting better. I have no idea what it was.
My week was nowhere near as miserable as yours seems to be. You win.
Hope you're feeling much better very soon.
ewwww. sorry. the only thing that's worse than feeling like crap is feeling like crap and having two small children who couldn't give less of a crap that you're feeling like crap. hope you're feeling better now, 'cause i think i might've caught it from you...
Oh damn... sistas in distress here. My week has been spent panting but not from a head cold, from nausea. Really bad tummy/digestive system virus that I'm just starting to feel a bit better from. I hope you're feeling better now Jay, that sucks big hairy ol' donkey balls. ((hugs))
My Indian name as a child was "Can't Breathe Through Nose Because of Allergies," so I feel your pain. And when I went to the dentist this week, the hygenist looked at me and said accusingly, "Do you breathe through your mouth? Your gums are really puffy because of it." Dude, I can't help it. It's not something I do by choice.
Oh yeah, I understand where you're coming from.
I highly recomend my Grandmother's medicine of choice-a hot toddy. Hot water, generous dollop of whiskey and honey/sugar to taste. Might not cure you but you won't care near as much. Hope you're better soonest
I'm simply refusing to get that sick. Sucker's trying hard to get me tho. But poor you - I feel the same way when I get it. And I like 7 layers of fuzzy blankets on good days.
My girlfriend's dad 100 yrs ago used to put a couple slits in the kleenex box and thread it onto the belt of his bathrobe along with a bag for his used ones. Hilarious but handy - not comfy to lie on tho. Think about it.
Same, except Ian kept barfing on me.
Holy Cow! You definately need chicken soup and mentholatum. Poor thing! I'll never complain again.
I'm the master of getting everything stuck somewhere between my nose and throat... its there, and I can breathe... but I have to somehow get the air around that blockage. Eventually it comes out... but it is like wrestling with a greased up boar. Whatever that means.
That totally bites! Eyebright! It's the only thing that helps my kiddo who always gets stuff sinuses when she gets a cold.
I hope you kick the cold's ass soon.
LOL, silly girl, you made me laugh at all your misery. thank you...
I do hope you feel better soon.
and stop breathing on me now, okay? Oh wait,
that's the hubz snoring on the couch..
Aw, poor Jay.
I hope you get a free-flowing freeway in your sinuses again soon.
Damn Jamie, I hope that you start feeling better soon.
But your post, hilarious, but true!
I don't get sick very often, and I have a bad habit of being all smug and shitty to other people when they are (just ask Sarah). But that one time a year I get sick, I'm the worst suck ever.
Get well. Drugs are your friends, despite what the Just Say No people say.
The highlight of my week was when Hoop meant to take a Gas-X and accidentally took a Dayquil instead. It was 10:30 at night. He was up until 3.
I hope you feel better. I'm wishing for a great week, next week, for everyone.
My week was made better by having read this post! Although I guess, technically, that means I'm taking pleasure from your pain...sorry about that...but I can't deny that reading this made me laugh...out loud...thank you and I truly hope you feel better. By the way...visiting via Mutha...will be back.
Being sick is an absolute bitch huh...
Get well soon, Jay!!!
I had that panting realization once, but then remembered it was due to my purple rabbit and I turned it off. I hate when that happens. Hope you're feeling better Jay.
I feel your pain...
I hope you are feeling better!
Yes, that sounds sucky - head full of snot and it all just sits there. And there's never anything good on TV either is there?
Get well soon.
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