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911 three times in two weeks? I think the universe may have a message about danger. Definitely, you should get to know that cop, and more, if you can. I'd go with maple every time.
I gotta say, I'm intrigued, but also hoping this doesn't mean you're in a bad place.
Cruller, please. Because, maple donut glaze totally sucks.
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Yeesh! Can you please just catch a break?
donuts.... hmm...
All depends on one very important question. Is he cute?
Yeah ... I say cruller too. Hang in there sugar. The pendulum HAS to swing the other way eventually. Thinking of you.
TG
I'd say you had him at donut ! 
A cruller first. Maple dip seems too complex for initial flirting purposes. Scoping him out with a simple, yet delicious cruller seems sweet and innocent yet still conveys possibilities.
Maybe I'm thinking too hard again. 
Meh... trick of the eye... I came here thinking there was erotic posting...
*stomps off*
Am I overlooking something here? You called 911 three times? WTF? The maple dip for the mounty. Or does that sound like a typical US quip at Canada?
not sure, but here in manila, buying a police officer ANYTHING constitutes a bar joke.
Umm neither. I'm a chocolate glazed fan myself.
I'm really hoping this isn't a repeat of any previous chaos...
Cruller.
Cops have their areas - and their shifts - if you have called 3 times in two weeks - you probably should get the same guy (I think).
Just the same - if you've had to call that often (WTF?) then you should just ask for regular driveby service and say you'll have coffee ready so they can skip Tim's
What the hell is 'cruller'? Maple glaze I can understand.... I hope you're going OK.
I was going to reply in a flippant fashion but after pondering it some I guess I will respond seriously.
You should politely thank the officer but not buy him presents, dine with him or have any other non professional interaction with him. Its important to maintain boundaries for those who are protecting you.
If you want to do something to show appreciation for his good work a letter to the police chief and mayor's office pointing out his competence might be good for his career.
If the call is domestic I think cruller, if it is criminal than go with glazed (never cake it slows them down) but I believ a maple dip is definetly flirting.
Maple. Besides the fact your all Canadian, Maple is the BESTEST! And ALWAYS flirt with a police officer, it's the way to their heart.
Am I the only one who has no idea what maple dip and crueller are? Maybe it's a Canadian thing....
Hope everything's alright in your neck of the woods.....
2 donuts... maybe.
Never had a maple dig but it sounds good. I'd throw in a chocolate long john for good measure...and I'd also find a new place to live if you have 911 on speed dial.
Mate, I'm with Mummy/Crit on this one... WTF is cruller? Sounds like some skin disorder you'd catch at the swimming pool :S
Neither. I'd go with a simple glazed.
cripes...3 times?
hmm, you might even go muffin on him. i know crazy talk, but crazy times demand muffins. i think i read that on a bumper sticker or just made that up.
cruller if he's cute, maple dip if he's just a nice guy.
It may be that he "jumps for joy" in a good way when he hears your address on the radio. Another chance to "see" you.
Go for the donut. It's traditional. Meanwhile, I hope everything is OK
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Cruller all the way. You're just supporting the troops, right? Or, er, the...law enforcement people. Same thing.
Don't know if someone is trying to tell you something or not, but perhaps the cop will work harder now that he's been out to your place a few times.
Donuts are not flirting, they're bribes. That's how any work gets done in my IT shop. Feed us and we do whatever you need.
And go with the cruller
You're working at one of THOSE places, aren't you.
Please be careful.
Three times in 2 weeks?? Yikes woman. I would watch my back if I were you just incase he has something more on his mind with you than saving your life. Its scary to hear that. Yes if somethign is definately wrong e-mail me my friend.
OMG this is so funny to me, let me tell you why: My sister & I can party all night together. Unfortunately the neighbors in the apartments in front of us don't appreciate it. And have called the cops on us. Several times.
Well, each time they send a unit out its the SAME cop! Dude is HOT. Officer De La Tore. Grrrrr baby! He'll roll up, see us, laugh and say "You two again?" LMAO
I think its a sign. Screw the donuts ask him out for a drink!
Cruller, all the way
Donut? That would be called bribery for future crimes....
Maybe if hand him a pair of your underwear would be considered flirting.
Not sure what's going on with the 911 calls but you best be careful girl...
It is a sign, buying him a donut is flirting and I'm partial to maple.
I vote "signal" "stereotyping" and "cruller".
Hang in there.
Go for it! (If he's single, of course...)
I'm kinda worried about the need to call 911 that many times?
That said, maybe he's ASKING to be sent out to you?
In that case, Maple Dip.
You got me worried now lady! I hope you are ok.
Is he cute?
(oh, gee wheez, you better be okay, little lady, or i'll be sending a very very angry letter to the Ether!!! I'm serious!)
Jay
to some men being alive is considered flirting
While I'm more concerned for the need of 911 3 times in one week, I'm thinking a change of venue is needed. Does the cop have an extra room in his house and would he mind if you moved in?? By all means, take a BOX of crullers if you do!
it's a sign that he's hanging around your area *grin* could be the plod has a crush
911 3 times in 2 weeks? That doesn't sound good.
I think it's only flirting if you feed it to him. I'm awfully partial to crullers, but then again we don't have crullers anymore. we have sticks. huh.
Were the 911 calls cell phone dialing accidents? ... Maybe? .... I hope?
If I had to pick a donut I'd go with something cream filled and not that yellow Bavarian cream the white fluffy cream.
Hope all is well.
I'm more intrigued by the need to ring 911.
But putting that aside, I'd go the cruller.
Coincidence...flirting...cruller.
Be careful, sweet Jay...crullers can be fattening.
If he's cute, it's flirting. If not, then it's a payback. And either way get him both.
since he's Canadian, maple dip, that is if you want to flirt. You still have a sense of humor after three 911 in a week, wow!
Cruller. For sure.
I guess it is the man that sends a signal, less the universe. Does he wear a ring?
And what the hell is "cruller"? That already sounds very gross ...
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I'd go for a filled one. But not when flirting.
I would have gone with the apple fritter.
G.
I'm kinda partial to cinnamon rolls myself.
Stay safe, Sweetie! Please.
I try to keep a box of doughnuts in the passenger seat, just in case I get pulled over for speeding.
It's a great coneversation starter.
Darling, perhaps this cop likes you and is asking to be sent when you call?
Cruller please!
I think he has the hots for you. Are you sure it's a real police officer and not one of those stipper guys dressed in uniform? One is much more intriguing than the other....
There are no such things as coincidences. Offer him a drink and see where it goes from there.
Holy hell, I hope you two crazy kids are doing okay. Cops being called so often isn't a good sign. I don't think it would be flirting unless you got him a bakers dozen.
Keep a mixed dozen on hand and let him choose as many as he wants. You can't go wrong that way, and you focus on making the person making the selection happy.
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Cream doughnut, definitely
I don't need no stinkin' badges!
He may be the only one they have.
Why do you need to call 911 so often? Do you really like donuts that much?
One can never go wrong with a maple dip.
911?! Why are you calling 911? Are you ok? And was the cop hot?
By the way, definitely cruller.
I hope you're doing well, Jay. 3 times in 2 weeks is a bit much. Take care, hon.
That's definitely some kind of signal.
Not necessarily flirting - it depends on what you say and how you act when you hand him the bag.
And one of each.
Are you ok??? If you are, fabulous and get the man a maple dip...if you aren't, then I want to give you a big hug--and I'll buy the donuts!!!
Well, if he's cute, I'd definitely say the cosmos is sending you a message. And maybe one of each to be safe.
Policeman to Driver: Your eyes look a little red, Sir. Have you been drinking?
Driver to Policeman: Your eyes look a little glazed, Sir. Have you been eating donuts?
:D
would that be a glazed donut?
Valid questions all around ... If you took the cop to Dunkin Donuts and bought him a donut and coffee ... that would probably constitute marriage in police officer terms ...
My Mom's friend was a police officer and she got free doughnuts, but she bought muffins because she didn't like the stereotype.
911? What's going on? You've got a legion of fans to stem any unwanted tides, I see!
1) Is he cute?
2) I'm thinking chocolate, too.
Here in the States, always go with the donut. Up in Canada, I'm thinking maple dip.
Duh, maple dip is a KIND of donut.
If I went to dunkin donuts, it wouldn't be cop-marriage, it would be canadian-treason.
And who cares if crullers are fattening?
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Cheers!
"And who cares if crullers are fattening?"
No one likes fat fuzz clinging to their thighs.
Hmmm...I suppose the cuteness and personality factor would have to enter in there somewhere. If he was annoying then I would have to say that the universe was indeed involved, invoking its' sick sense of humor. And donuts are always good, aren't they? Just stay away from the cream filled long johns, they may be saying more than you want them to say.
Give him a hug and forget the donuts.
Seriously, what ever is going on could not possibly be good. Becareful
If I get 911 three times in 2 weeks, I would think it's a prank or something, and no donut is no flirting, it's more like a sweeten the crappy deal that the prankster is putting the police into...
I'll even play it safe and produce both crueller and maple dip for their choosing.
Ohh man..the 911?? Is this serious?? I say MAPLE DIP!! That's very CaNADIAN!
If you ar calling 911 ,3 times in two weeks, then I'd say there are more important things to consider than buying a donut, but I'd go with the Maple Dip (-:
well you haven't said if he's cute. And i have no idea what cruller is.
Cruller.
a donut is not flirting, unless of course you want it to be. Maple works, especially since your in Canada, just nothing will filling that could spooge on his uniform
Go for the maple dip. Who wants to eat a donut that looks like some bizarrely treaded tire?
Cruller.
Fuck the doughnut. Buy him a cock ring and get to it already!
so who is calling 911 three times in two weeks? Maybe you need the doughnut. i always go crueller
Flirting? No. I think that's polite. I'd be happy if someone bought me a donut. But I'm not a cop, just a starving artist who administers software systems to pay the bills.
Donuts make one happy. Unless they're more than a day old. If it was more than a day old, he'll be pissed.
No, the universe is sending you a signal.
Yes, but it's probably a good idea.
Crueller. Obviously.
I think if he puts the donut around your finger, that means your married.
Be careful
cruller.. definitely.
ps: is he cute?
I wouldn't go buying him a doughnut. No matter how good looking you are, its not a chance I'd take..
Calling 911 that often certainly doesn't seem too good. I'd say flirt away, if it's likely to help you with whatever you're calling about in the first place. And finally, maple dip.
i say cruller, i never order them but they are sooooooooooooooo good.
Could be just his shift and area, but the donut would be a nice and flirty gesture.
I'm hungry now.
screw the donut and move.
I don't know if it's ethical to date your police officer.
The universe is telling you to bed him immediately. Trust me, we cats have great intuition.
Puss
If the same police officer comes to all three calls in Post Falls, Idaho, then it's nothing big. But if the same cop comes to the calls in Toronto, well then you have something to brag about. Or act upon. Or offer a donut.
I wish that had happened to me when I was going to calls. Well, but not from just anyone.
Very funny, Candace. Hardy har har.
And if you are serious, Jay, you need to tell the cop that for his safety and yours, you need to be patted down for weapons. That's where the condom "happens" to be in the Altoid tin, into which you give him consent to peer.
p.s. It is NOT unethical to date your police officer. Unless you have been arrested by your police officer.
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