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Clive Owen's not working! I demand you fix Clive Owen!
Apologies, Ms Mac. I assure he was working on my screen. Is this better?
Sings directly to your crotch? I really have to learn to do that properly. I'm going to practice daily and I'll get back to you.
What, Benny Hill didn't make the grade???
ha, ok, good, we're officially allowed to go pulling together then because I don't fancy ANY of them much at all!
My friends laugh at me when I tell them of my list of men I intend on marrying. Nice to see I'm not the only one who does this. 
Good choice on Simon Pegg. Can we share?
mmm, quite the list. i have such a boner for clive!
hell, I'D marry Clive. but once is enough. Oh sure, like you I'd party and be on a first name basis with the staff at the no-tell motel.
If any woman ever asked about marriage, the next question she would ask would be, "why don't you call me anymore"?
I think I must be married far too long. Absolutely none of those guys do it for me especially Clive Owen. I can't stand him.
I've definitely been married too long.
Oh my I am out of the loop - I have only heard of 3 of yours, and would only contemplate Jasper Fforde! he he he
Clive Owen.
ZOMG. You know my views on the whole marriage thing...
Well... for Clive? Out the window... all of them...
Yummy. I needed a new list of me, and this one more than suffices
none of those guys do it for me either, and i was definitely married too long. being married too long can be defined as any piece of time at all.
Totally no competition here.... I don't know who most of them are anyway!
"Jim Halpert" - "the big tuna"... He reminds me of a cartoon character.... I haven't nailed it yes as to who but I will!!
For me, it has to be one of your Canadian men... Mr Gross. Who happens to be Mr "Totally Not" Gross in my book. Schwing!
PS I'm with Jeannie - never liked Clive Owen, NEVER. Can't stand 'im in fact.
None of those guys do anything for me, but that's a good thing..I'm just dissappointed I'm not on the list !! DAMN
Quite a list. Yeah, Madonna does have among the biggest balls on the planet.
Totally (but not totally) off subject, but I can come up with a list of famous men I like quicker and much easier than I could of women. And like you, Madonna would probably be on both of them.
I thought I was going to cry when I saw that ring... and then the shoe-tying thing? So MEAN!
Ooo all there with you on the James McAvoy! Damn if I didn't move to this country for that accent!!;-P
Is it just me or did someone set certain parts of Jay's personality to 11?
Well that list should keep you marriage free.
Great choices. I have to say none of them make me fancy them either but if they suit you go for it.. Have a good day.
Always handy to have a list so when someone proposes you can check it before getting back to them with an answer!
I totally agree with you on Madonna. Never really cared for her music, but I've always respected her other "talents".
Nononono. I claimed James McAvoy first. In my blog even :p. I liked him *before* Atonement. (then I liked him even more...)
Good taste
James McAvoy. Agreed.
Jason Segal is MINE! If John and I ever get divorced, I win Jason Segal in the divorce, it has been decided and I believe I have it written, signed and nearly notarized on a bar coaster! This was agreed upon when we were drunk one time. So I'm sorry you weren't there for the meeting but you'll just have to take a different Apatow man!
i don't know who half of those guys are, but i'm with you on clive owen, he's yummy
Yikes, I think I'm aging, cuz I only knew a few of these. But OH YEAH to Clive Deliciousness Owen. And I had a thing for McAvoy, too, until I figured out how desperately short he is. Somehow I have a hangup about needing men to be tall. But if you want a really yummy McAvoy fest, try Children of Dune even though you aren't a sc-fi fan (if I remember correctly.) He spends the whole mini being impossibly cute, studly and most of it shirtless. What's not to like? ^_^ OK so maybe i still have a thing for him.
And Hawksley Workman, I agree, is a total crotch motivator. Chad Kroger sings to my crotch, too, even though his grammar is atrocious and I'm nerdy about things like that.
But what's this? No Gerard Butler? No Daniel Craig? I guess I will have to please them myself. 
PS the writer dude looks pretty ffabulous. Maybe I'll stalk him from afar. . .
Ok, I've seen 2 of these men before, and the woman, of course. And I approve. Not that you asked, I'm just sayin'
Vincent D'Onofrio, Gerard Butler, Ewan McGregor!!! *Yummy!*
I don't think that'd happen with Mercer, though. Unless he decides to fancy women.
Also, I didn't realize your obsession with Mr. Fforde. I had never heard of him (I don't read near enough, and I've never really read your other blog/review), until my roomate's friend gave the first of the Thursday Next series. He, in turn, passed it over to me. It was definitely good stuff.
Hey, I think I should be on this list. I can do all of the things you described and I'm at least as good looking as oll of these blokes (with the exception of clive owe, he is a hottie). AND I would write you poetry.
Granted I'm already married but as I've seen on the news lately there are places where that is OK...
Well, if I look at you choices, the only ones in my age group would probably be Madonna (and God knows, I don't want to be in bed with her! I like to rule a bit, too.), Clive and Jasper. But a woman can dream, right?
Jason Segel's pic isn't working here. I'll have to Google him so I can imagine him with you.
Jasper Fforde looks a lot like my ex-husband. Hmmm.
Anyway, picking the groom is mere details. Let's get on with the really important things, like what will you wear?
James and Clive. Swoon! Got to love those boys from across the pond
I rarely get an opportunity to say that I'd marry Simon Pegg before I'd ever marry Madonna.
'Tis true.
Hmmmm. I notice I didn't rank ANYWHERE in there. *pout* Guess I need to work harder on my arch looks and ne'er-do-well attitude.
Lethal - as far as I know, it is still legal for a man and a woman to marry in this country.
Ozy - please send gifts and a glossy 8x10 to my post office box for your consideration in any future list.
Heart - well, for my next few weddings i'm thinking something cheesy and vegasy, for the fun of it, and then maybe something formal, and then something gardeny....
Interesting list! Some I'd do, some you can have.
Rick Mercer is a hoot, eh?
Legal, yes. However, I'd imagine you would have a better shot with Madonna than you do with Mercer.
Quite an array of characters! Great list and great reason why they made the list.
a good mix of conventionally good-looking, and weird-looking funnymen. Could it be you're a sucker for a sense of humour?
i am not entirely offended by my exclusion to this list
Nummy...LOVE the eye candy, and definitely going to checkk out crotch song!
I figure I'm right there in the sweet spot between Andy Dick and The Cowardly Lion from Oz.
I'm like the majority of the crowd; Clive Owen gives me the vapours too
But umm... why no Salvador Dali :P
Salvador Dali!!!
Why yes, Jen, I think that is a safe assumption.
Three cheers for Freaks & Geeks. It didn't get the lifespan it deserved. In fact, none of Judd's shows did. It's a shame, because they're all fantastic, have a huge fanbase, and yet they somehow always managed to get yanked.
Grand list, but for Clive Owen, who somehow doesn't do it for me. Simon Pegg however just makes me want to eat Easi-Mac and Joe Louis for about 6 months in a row.
OMG. Yes, yes to it all. Since you're not bothering to divorce any of these before you marry another, how do you feel about polygamy. I think Clive might definitely be more than I could handle alone.
I'm gonna have to take a pass on Madonna though, she's just a little too...something.
Maybe swap out Mads for Colin Farrell. He would make me miserable in the end, I'm sure, but it would be a fun ride.
OOOhhh...I love Clive Owen! And this James McAvoy... Yummy! Think I have a thing for the Brits... so am totally bias... but aren't they just hooot?!!!
Clive Owen is sex on legs, I'm so with you on James McAvoy & Jim Halpert. But if I was going to put a woman on my "marriage list" it would have to include Kate Beckinsale.
You'd have to fight me for Clive, sugar (oh yeah, I'm already married...) Isn't Rick Mercer gay? But then, maybe that would make the marriage better?
And Madonna, I agree, she is fierce, and my hero. I love her body ... I want her body (well, for my own).
Great post!
Yes, Mr Mercer is gay, but don't let that stop you.
Sure Mercer is gay. And Madonna has a vagina, and half these other dudes are married, and none of them know me....all things considered, what is a little thing like sexuality to stand in our way?
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The Anti-Christ was always a clone host, as were all industrialists, and the coming Biblical battle of good and evil will be scripted and fake as well, and likely only be telepathic theater at that.
This is how the gods manage clone hosting::::
Gangsters of the 20s and 30s were too evil to reward them with the sucess seen in corporate America, sothe gods took them out and put people into those clone hosts whom were not evil. The gods rotate based on goals, so it is possible they were rotated throuh when corporate was so wicked in the 1980s.
There is a BIG difference between preditory corporate/media and decent corporate:::::Media items as I list below were used to prey on people, so the gods UTILIZE evil in the context of these clone hosts. These same people would be prohibited from working "quiet time" in corporate because they dont have the favor necessary to NOT incurr evil.
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The gods place people with variable morality within clone hosts according to what goals they want accomplished.
They are, in effect, "temps".
Expect my desire to kill these "temps" who have crossed me to be unrealized symbolism the gods could have used to enhance this theater, if I was willing.
Expect they dropped many of these clues, created many of these enhancements for the Situation.
Story on the Dynasty that Won Only in Crisis.
"You don’t get anything. Eveything happens around you."
They said this Sutituation's theme was reflected in Forrest Gump. Other elements of the Situation were justified with a marriage between good and evil::::
Mondavi chardonnay reserve - Sideways
Grand Cayman banking - Finding Nemo
Chevron mascots - Cars
Japs - Ultraman's Iron Man
This is a long, long list. Friday we add another half-billion to the total.
Just as we saw with Cars, when some cronie from Hollywood claimed credit when Cars was quite obviously a Chevron inspiration, so did I see some old man claim credit for Iron Man.
The Japs aren't John Rockafeller. The Japs are about the offensive, as their products will attest, and providing this "protection" as they did for Chevron shows inferior judgement of the gods yet again.
The gods willl offer clues suggesting my involvement, tying me to the event for the disfavored's understanding, ensuring the connection is made without actually admitting it OR compensating me.
I was talking about Sideways a lot and I sguess they decided to (finally) allow the Mondavi death to send this clue. Expect similar clues showing I am the element of good they used to justify Sex in The City.
Here comes another $500,000,000.
Just as they sent an important clue with Boss so too is this is a clue::::::Abandon any preconceptions of entitlement.
Sex in the City isn't the Beatles but this concept was specifically designed to be preditory on women who, as they aged, were candidates for exclus
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