Talk to the Goat
My theory about female Super Heroes. Put a cowboy hat on them and suddenly they look like strippers.
Hehe that was quite a fun outing for them super heroines 
Was waiting for the uhh inevitable hot steam bath scene >
Hahahahhaha! *snort*
That made my night!
Funny stuff. My, those boots must have lots of starch in them.
that rocked. Manuel is a pretty damn fine waxer
That was super! You're a wonder for sure! You crack me up, J. I'm gonna look into doing a festival gig up your way. I need to see the mind behind the goat.
And here I worried about you all day.
You're doing just fine!
*L*
ahhhhhhhh, now i can lay me down to sleep knowing the world is in such capable and skanky hands ... whew,!
g'night..!
oooh, can my batgirl and catwoman come over to play?!
Hey, I want to kick caffiene too
Can you send those two over?
GREAT POST by the way-I loved it.
That's funny, I don't care who you are. I'm guessing JC would pick WW....he'd save SG for a wicked weekend romp.
Jay this was hilarious! What a perfect photo essay. The "Tree of Truth" killed me!
Jay, that was brilliant, very entertaining. I always wondered how Wonderwoman did everything in a strapless outfit..too bad she didn't just use her lasso of truth on Jesus..why am I scared that i thought of that....
Whenever I would get my hands on a, um, superhero, it would quickly be tethered by several strings to a large plastic bag, which would serve a a parachute. I'm pretty sure there is some kind of religious metaphor here somewhere but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Very interesting story! kinda makes me wanna drag out my old barbie and ken and see what adventures they'd have nowadays.
It's always about the boots.
Girl Super Heroes are so much better at relaxing after a hard day than Boy Super Heroes.
Hey there. Just wondering how you are feeling and find this new post up but without a visit from you... LOL... I am only picking on you. Anyway I havent had super hero's in the house for ages and my girls dont know how to take care of barbies so those are out of the question for the time being. But great post like everyone else has said. Hope you are well and doing what needs to be done. Take care and hugs. N and girls.
Supergirl has no place busting on Wonder Woman's boots wearing those clucky ass platforms. High heels are way more sexy.
hahaha nice post!
loved the heart-to-heart talk with Jesus :D
I now have to take a super cold shower after that.
LOL, lovely!
Man I know what I want for Christmas... do they come in life size versions? I had always found wonder woman more atractive but I couldn't pass up that easy access unifom that supergorl has...
Oh I am a sick man and in much need of a spankin'!
PVC skirt...mmmmmmmmmmm
I like a super hero that I can relate to...like Mighty Mouse or Divine from the John Waters movies.
I'm pulling for Supergirl....
I don't know, it must be the blonde hair and the fact that her breasts are a little larger.
She got the wax didn't she?
Would cat woman be part of this posse? I know that she was technically "bad," but she always had "good" traits too, didn't she?
hahahah
I like Wonder Woman's noble steed the best!
I never saw it before....Super girl is your alter ego! Look at the resemblance! Witty writer by day and super hero by night! You go girl!
I can just hear my kids now: Who did Barbie dress up as for Halloween???
That was great! Thank you for such a funny and pictureiffic story! I particularly like Wonder woman on her "steed".
Later
-P
We do? I don't know who won that fight. Who won that fight? Why am I not getting it? Is it because I'm a guy? Yeah, that must be it.
If I were to post photos of what I used to do with my barbies it would be a porn film! We played NUDE BEACH PARTY and KEN HAS A THREESOME IN THE BARBIE CAMPER A LOT!
Someone was bored today (laugh).
brilliant Jay. Brilliant and hilarious, you are fabulous.
this has made my day.
xx
This only confirms how evil you are, Miss Jay. LOL
I love it.
There you go, corrupting Super Heroes.
And people googling "Jesus in the hot tub" will get what they deserve!
I used to want to grow up to be Barbie in a Superhero costume...but I didn't take into account all the primping & waxing involved...it sucks to be mortal (& unwaxed).
This really made my day! I love your storyboard!
Heh! Supergirl has cankles!
super girl looks a little like paris h.
same size brain?
How have the mighty fallen! I'm glad someone had the courage and imagination to write this expose.
I have a mind to buy some slutty looking boots.
You gals are both charming...but what can you tell me about that hot Latino waxer!?!
you are the cutest!
You crack me up. That made me smile
Ha! Too funny! Trusty steeds will do anything for treats
Hehe that's hilarious! :D
I just keep thinking how many male readers were disappointed that the super heroes kept their clothes on in the hot tub and didn't show off their perky assets, lol!
Thanks for the chuckle.
Please tell me that Wonder Woman wears panties under her outfit!!!!!!
*CHEERS*
Holy hot chicks Batman!
That was too cute. I'm very impressed.
The goofy thing is both of these heroines probably did fight a giant coffee maker in the 1960s!
The steed has the sweetest face of them all! 
Definitely skanky, those wenches. Can you imagine having legs that long? For starters it would be like walking on stilts.
"The girls take a moment out of their hectic day to sit with Jesus in the hot tub."
Trying... not... to laugh...
So, I came here looking for some quiet introspection and careful examination of personal belief systems and I find...scantily clad lady action figures.
My gods woman, you're a riot!
Which of the skanks extraordinaire did Jesus do?
Oh, Jesus, your blog is great.
You are absolutely hilarious! This should be in a newspaper or magazine or something.
Loved the "noble steed!" What a face
FUN!
I think Jesus prefers blondes.
funny, weird :>) x
So which one did Jesus pick?? Me I like blondes
Female super heroes are just so much hotter than their male equivalents. I've had a fetish for WW (in her invisible airplane) since I was about 6.
Anyway, your scenario was priceless.
Superwoman of course!!!
this is hilarious. I have no dolls at home, but seriously considering doing this with a power ranger.
funny post ...lol. Shit you have some serious time on your hands!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I guess I'm not the only whack who blogs an entry based on the adventures of a toy figure... I did that last year over here.
I used an RPG Elf figure... that I found one day... which I stepped on... and it almost impaled my foot.
Brilliant. Normally I'd go for Supergirl - two wives and several girlfriends have all been blonde - but Wonderwoman maybe has hidden depths.
OMG A SHNAUZER! WIN, WIN!
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