It's a great line, I'm sure you'll find opportunities to use it! Best wishes for the New Year!
Hayden | Homepage | 01.01.08 - 9:20 pm | #

Whip it out?

Oh no, what did you do?
K. Restoule | Homepage | 01.01.08 - 9:45 pm | #

Yes, Jay. 'Fess up.
Les | Homepage | 01.01.08 - 10:04 pm | #

Haha, I love it. Happy New Year.
SilverNeurotic | Homepage | 01.01.08 - 10:15 pm | #

Nice and catchy. And believable. There's nothing quite like crafting one's motto, is there...
Matt Maddox | Homepage | 01.01.08 - 11:23 pm | #

That's kind of like my catch-all excuse.

"No, officer, I thought that gerbil was of age and I was not aware my pants were down."
mojo shivers | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 4:00 am | #

Happy New Year Jay.

Nothing so exotic for me - just red wine and Vodka
MarkJ | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 4:23 am | #

Did you lose your umbrella?

Happy New Year - now ... go to sleep!
Seamus | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 4:45 am | #

That should work in most situations. Sounds like you're predicting lot of situations where it will be useful. Have fun.
Bud Buckley | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 6:54 am | #

Whip it out, shake it
Shake it baby, don't break it
Break it down, don't abuse it
Baby baby, never gonna lose it

Tear this year UP sweetie. God knows I'm gonna.

XOXOXO
Zona | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 9:14 am | #

Ah yes, tropical drinks can be blamed for many misdeeds.

Happy 2008 and may the tropical drinks not cause you too many indiscretions.
Vince | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 10:03 am | #

I can see how that would be a very handy phrase. I might pull it as the reason for losing MuNKi's work cell (possibly in a snow bank in WI.)
Candace | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 11:00 am | #

words to live by. I like the motto.
Lorrie | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 11:12 am | #

Now those are words to live by. You seem to be getting wiser in 2008.....
Emily | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 11:51 am | #

Great Idea. Hope you have a great new year and many good new posts for us.. Take care.
tweety30 | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 11:54 am | #

It's not my fault either, I had too much Champagne.
Still, Happy New Year!
Kitem | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 12:48 pm | #

Nice one!
Happy new year!
Casdok | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 2:26 pm | #

Nice label. I think we might be able to get that one into the next revision of the book of Proverbs.

Happy New Year, Jay!
diesel | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 2:38 pm | #

Happy New Year, sweetie! Glad you had a good time. We're recuperating as well... um.... as of next Monday
CanadianSwiss | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 3:02 pm | #

Happy New Year. That's one of the best lines I've heard so far this year.
Tawcan | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 3:47 pm | #

A happy new year for you, Jay.

Who got whipped? Or is it "spanked"? God knows, just do it in style!
63mago | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 3:53 pm | #

Oh you've gotta luv tropical drink night!

Happy New Year.
CrankMama | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 4:24 pm | #

I do so love your thought process! Happy 2008.
Cake Lady | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 5:06 pm | #

I hate tropical drinks...so that wouldn't work for me...but it is a good one
Jeannie | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 5:19 pm | #

Happy Tropical New Year
LisaBinDaCity | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 5:26 pm | #

I can think of plenty of situations where that motto will serve you well!
ogo | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 5:46 pm | #

Sounds like that line works well for women ... but probably not for straight men.

Happy New Year!
losrulz | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 6:46 pm | #

saintvodkaofthemartini..."I have a clear conscience because I have a bad memory. The martinis help"..."It's not my fault. It was tropical drink night."

Do you see a disturbing pattern in these statements?

Me neither!

HNY, honey bunny!

Bottoms up...
Droog | 01.02.08 - 8:26 pm | #

Sounds good enough to me. I might need to use sometime so thanks for putting it out there :O)
Angel | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 9:44 pm | #

Wow...you've already got your blame ready. That's likely to come in handy.
Travis | Homepage | 01.02.08 - 10:46 pm | #

Oh, that's a good one.
Jolynn | Homepage | 01.03.08 - 10:27 am | #

of course it wasn't your fault, makes perfect sense!
Peach | Homepage | 01.03.08 - 10:36 am | #

Great line--Happy New Year Jay.
sage | Homepage | 01.03.08 - 10:57 am | #

That's a ripper of an excuse Jay! I hopeyou get lots of opportunity to whip it out. It's not one I could use for another few months though.
mummy crit | Homepage | 01.03.08 - 5:24 pm | #

Happy New Year!! I only lasted 30 minutes into the new year when my husband had to put me to bed! LMAO It was a good night...I think.
Cece | Homepage | 01.03.08 - 7:52 pm | #

Just don't drink and floss. That could get messy, and painful.
The Phoenix | Homepage | 01.03.08 - 10:03 pm | #

How did your head feel yesterday? Mine felt surprisingly good.
Teena in Toronto | Homepage | 01.04.08 - 12:49 am | #

Yea, that was my motto last year. This year my motto is..."I thought you were dead."
OZY | Homepage | 01.04.08 - 8:35 am | #

Four mai tais once caused me to fall asleep at a dinner table in a restaurant in Maui, in front of the company president and all the big brass. I guess that could me MY motto, too!

Happy New Year, Jay!
kenju | Homepage | 01.04.08 - 6:45 pm | #

Happy New Year. All the best for 2008.

G.
Geoffrey | Homepage | 01.06.08 - 3:57 pm | #

Yeah-
I have been tending to find more women out there that think like my other female girly girls with the tomboy attitude!
Yeah to us chica!!!!
You write beautifully!
keep it up!
Cheers
Shupe
Shupe | Homepage | 01.07.08 - 3:06 am | #

Officer's Response: "Yes, but how do you explain your behavior after those 4 virgin daiquiris?"
teahouseblossom | Homepage | 01.08.08 - 2:10 am | #

Pft.

I don't remember the last time that my name and the word "virgin" were uttered in any kind of proximity.
Jay | Homepage | 01.08.08 - 9:59 am | #