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If I were single and 20-something again I'd totally bar hop with you. I wouldn't kiss you though, never got into the girl-on-girl stuff. I would, however, share a hot guy with you.

That I did get into.

Glad you had fun. Well, at least the parts you remember.


Oh, the pain of walking in high heels in the snow! Almost , but not quite, makes wearing them feel pointless.

Till the chance for the flirting re-emerges, that is.


I wish I could be a fly on the wall of that place!


Bravo! Sounds like quite the adventure.


Oh! And Jay, would it be alright with you if I put a link to your blog on mine?


Ok, it's official: I now need to live vicariously through you...


I would so love to be stuck in a snowstorm, holed up in a bar as long as you were there...Sounds like a BLAST!!


We smoked too much and never made it out the house...3 weeks going nowhere is our record...well, people say it was 3 weeks, I honestly can't remember that much about it...I do remember watching Akira though...I think...

Halycon Days...daze...


I'll be sure to remember all these good points, Jay.


>> Boys do not forget an offer of three-way sex no matter how drunk they (or you) were.

This is scary because it's so true.


Is this the post that got lost? You were right! This IS amazing and brilliant. It has kinky sex, mixed drinks, nipple rings, classic rock, and wrecked cars! Who could ask for anything more!!!


I need to know more people like you, or, for that matter, any people like you, or, more specifically, women like your, or, to be exact...
you


Sling backs in the snow? You are crazy. The rest of the stuff sounds like a heck of a lot of fun.


Did someone have a fresh snowfall recently?



Don't you wish white outs happened more often??


So that was you. I thought I recognized the, heh... shoes.


Wow. You rock. There's no other way to describe it.

I will now live vicariously through you.


" 4. It is not compulsory to kiss members of the same sex while flirting with members of both sexes, but it's pretty damn fun.
".

I tend to disagree on that.


Ah Jay, thank god for your blog through which I can live vicariously as I sit on my couch with a baby permanently attached to my nipple...


that storm kicked ass


I have to admit I have never partied but it sure does sound fun.. LOL..


I have to say that even a storm-filled weekend for you sounds better than even my best weekend. I think I'll have to stock up on booze for St. Patty's day weekend and keep my fingers crossed on the threesome front.


Sounds like a fun time in the bar. Can't believe you guys are having crazy snow storms. We're barely getting any snow here in Van.


I personally think Billie Jean any style any way is good

You sound like you had a great time. Ahhh you brought back good memories. Fun times...fun times.


Did you just offer me three way sex?


Wow! All I did was sit on the couch and watch bad movies during the storm!


Live it up girly!


Sounds like a bi-polar snowfall.
I hope it isn't.


woman, we have to drinking soon! uggghhhh! I love you so much!


It sounds like you are livin' it up woman!


You seem to become a walking orgy

In Hunter's shoes ... tons of vitamins for breakfast!


As a bartender who just got home from work, I'm finding it strangely settling (and maybe also UNsettling, too) to get this much perspective from the other side of the bar.

Anyway, your blog is always insanely entertaining. Never stop.


so this is how you're coping with the snow. i believe there is more on the way, cheers to breaking that record!


Rumor is I had one of those nights on Saturday... minus all the snow.


They way you squeeze every possible (and impossible) amount of fun out of the most unbelievable situations should get you a nomination to the pantheon of coolness. Or something like that.


You have way too much fun up there. *sigh* Like some of the other commentators I shall have to live vicariouly through you because those days are far behind me now.


I don't want to go out when we're only getting torrential rain.


I completely agree about the Billy Jean thing. Chris Cornell's version of such has had me love that song far more than Jackson's version.


So... I take it you got out on a stormy night and are talking from experience?...... Damn your life must be such a blast!


Amen sistah!


AHAHAHAHAHAH.

I love how you embrace life.


What is it about heavy snow storms that makes me want to get totally loaded? Someone needs to do a study on this.


it is perfectly acceptable to pee in your clothes if you are at home and can't get the key to go in the lock.


I can't remember a day when I experienced crotch height snow...my loss...totally.


The thing about waist-high snowbanks is you can pull your dress up and pee right there without showing too much.

I'm not sure how I know that, really.

Glad you had fun!


Wait... You were SITTING on the bar toilet? *Slaps forehead* Haven't you mastered the drunk hover yet? I've got it down so I can hover, pee, write dirty things on the stall wall, and talk to the chick in the next toilet over at the same time!




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