Talk to the Goat
If you really need someone to look at your sexy bits, I think you know who you can go. Yeah, that's right. I'm just a click away.
Did that sound forced? 'Cuz I'm not usually that flirty and I probably was trying too hard. Anyway, we know you're hot! Doesn't matter what those curmudgeonly interviewers think.
I bet they were drooling when you weren't looking. That's proper.
Or maybe they drooled after you left when they rewound the security tape over and over.
Maybe they were all gay.
I'm positive someone looked at some point. How could you not?!
I think if you feel all sexy and stuff, if you feel all good about yourself, you'll tend to be more confident and give a better interview. my two cents, anyway.
i decided to voice my comment on this to the tune of Joan Osborne's One of Us...
If I had a sweet rack, would I wear turtle necks
And would you look at my face
If you were faced with me in all my glory
What would you stare at if you had just one question
And yeah yeah I is great yeah yeah I is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if I dressed like a slut
Just a slob like that chick over there
Just a hoochie on the bus
Trying to not to make eye contact
I should share this with a therapist I think...
I'm sure you were being checked out & just didn't know it. Sly dogs.
Well, they weren't so much dogs as women. But still.
It's a sick world your living in that you weren't ogled! Silly womens! They can still ogle, too!
I love it when you write erotica...Anais Nin's got nothing on you, sugar!
Well, I'd love to find a woman who'll appreciate me for my six-pack and not just my mind.
Heh heh
As a hiring manager...one that has had to interview you ladies with the “intoxicating scent of coconut body butter”. Trust me, you were ‘eye fondled’ and ‘eye fucked’.
After you left, the interviewer was inundated with questions from male co-workers about your ‘qualifications’ and that she should hire you.
I have banged my head on the table (heh, that sounds bad...) more that once after interviewing some lovely ladies.
Damn law suit happy society, can’t even look at sexy when it wants to be looked at!
Trust the pherhormones hun!
I had an interview today, and he didn't "check me out" either. then again, that might be a good thing.
They were women? That explains it then.
You were absolutely - 100% - Checked out. Possibly ogled. Definitely discussed after your departure.
It's the competitive nature of women. They just tend to be a tad less obvious when they're scoping out some smokin' rival.
If it makes you feel better I'll scroll down to you photo and think unpure thoughts
Maybe it's so YOU feel good and do well. That makes sense.
I agree with CrankMama - women can scope someone out in a blink - men tend to have to stare to keep the image but women can sort of photograph it in their heads. But Jay, you should know that! 
Rest assured, when they hire you: you will be sexually harassed. See? It all works out for the best!
Heh, yeah, such a lousy world to live in. But, well, look at it this way...
If during the interview, you'd been asked:
"So, here at ________, we're firmly commited to the diversity of opinions and welcome employees who are open to new things.
"How comfortable are you with being, say, eye-fucked? Say, daily?"
Lol, the more I try to comment seriously, the funnier your post gets....
I love sexy toe cleavage! did they ignore that on purpose so you felt less attractive?
wankers. (hope you get the job, if you want it. )
i have a guy in my office that works for me that i found out today has worn the same clothes (pants and shirt) for the last three working days. and found out he wore the same clothes last week 4 days in a row.
i have to talk to him about it tomorrow.
as badly as i hate to admit it i would have noticed smooth skin, shaved legs and any cleavage that presented itself.
does this make me any worse than i already think i am.
your post made me write a little post of my own!
i never read a resume that more than one page. that's the screeners job.
Well, you obviously were NOT interviewing with Crane, Poole, and Schmidt!
Good thing I wasn't the interviewer....
I'd have fit the stereotype.
Did you have on the Wonder Woman outfit or was it the Super Girl?
I've been in the interview process myself ... and haven't bothered to shave. Perhaps that's why I haven't been hired ... furry legs. Hmmmm!
My dear, i shave my legs before i go to the dentist, and you wouldn't believe what i have to do before I go to Blockbuster...
I do the same thing!!! And it doesn't work for me either. It's so weird.
I think I've been "eye fucked" this week and I didn't even shave my legs?
Its a mans world baby
I always judge a woman on her "skills". If she has great clevage, all the better. But I believe the interviewing manual states no oogling until the second interview. You don't want to lead anyone on.
It's really appalling...I know...& I'm a fan of toe cleavage...very sexy.
is there really any reason to shave ones legs?
I think this is the first time I've heard the term eye-fucked.
Well, it's the first time I've heard it used in context.
Good luck on the continuing search for employment.
When I hear "eye-fucked" it makes me think about sprokets on SNL. "I want to poke out your eyes and make love to your skull"
And yeah for sexy interviewees!
Toe cleavage. On your feet, yeah?
When I was 17, I had applied for a job at this lame little burger place (not a chain, just a hometown dive). I was hired before I even sat down but refused to take the job when the boss began trying to throw paper clips into my cleavage.
I don't think he cared if I shaved either.
What a waste. Frankly, I don't know why I shave at all - I don't even get fondled in bed any more.
What IS this world coming to?
Proof positive this is a fucked up world. This makes me want to go out and demean a total stranger...
a hot one of course.
They were probably just too jealous to ogle and I'm with some previous posters, freshly shaved legs brings some swagger even if no one else bothers to notice!
Yeah, 'education' and 'skills' are so yesterday.
LOL...good one.
It's because beauty is taken for granted. It's when it's not there that it's noticed. Or something like that.
Had you come in stinky and looking like you just went dumpster diving, I'd be willing to guess you'd have less of a chance at getting that job.
Besides, as a guy, after the interview when there are no women present, we'd all be saying "Wow! That lady we interviewed was a fox!"
So, no, it's not a guarantee to get a job, but looking hot definitely brings bonus points. And if you had exactly the same qualifications as some guy with a huge beer belly, hairy shoulders, and smelled like dying meat, I'd be more willing to hire you.
Make sense?
What kind of world are we living in if smooth legs and a perky rack can't score you a job? Sonofabitch!
You know Jay I think all woman do that. We just think how much better we will look if we just get all that hair we think they can see off.
Damn! What is this world coming to??
I thought smooth legs and a nice set of ta-tas would get me a job. I'm unemployed and now my legs are set for winter.
cretins!!! No eye contact?! I don't want to live in a world without at least a good eye fuck now and then.
Alot of folks would be appalled at being eyefucked but you are very accepting of it. I don't know what this means but it must mean something.
toe-cleavage???
Now I've heard everything.
have you tried butt cleavage?
ps: i'm sooooooooooooooooooo just kidding!
you'll get that job eventually. and they'll have noticed your skills first. But properly presenting oneself does count.
I'll hire you! What do you do anyway except look good? Hell, who cares!
Man, I hate job interviews ... taking time off from work, having to prep ... and then having to go back for a 2nd or 3rd interview ... ugh!
Everyone knows it hurts to be beautiful.
Well darling you still couldn't have gone in your slippers and bed hair, so looking hawt like you do only added to the overall package of brains + beauty I'm sure.
So, did you get the job? 
They were probably afraid of a sexual harrassment charge, but I bet they had naughty thoughts!
ROFL @ butt cleavage.
Well if shaving your legs gives you confidence going into interview do it!
The nerve of some people!
Well what I really want to know is if you got the job. And I'm sure they were checking you out...but were just very discrete about it. As far as toe cleavage? I need to go look that one up.
But once you get the job you can come in with cleavage up to your chin. Eventually they'll notice...
Appalling! What the point of being foxy if people aren't going to appreciate it? Thats just rudeness!
My, my, what lucious legs you have! Feel better?
Well, I don't normally hit on other women, but if you wanna email me a pic I'll give it a go! Ha,ha,ha
I had an interview too, but I already knew they'd all be older married women, so there was no use in looking perky.
-P
HA! I wanna be your neighbor. Not because I want to oogle your toe cleavage either!
Bizatchette, I've seen your pics and I've been eye-fucking you for at least 3 years. Oh, and I love coconut butter too. Education and Skills, Schmeducation and, er, Schmilles! I love toe cleavage. It negates my need for Viagra. And I love you too. I'd hire you ... just to look good. Laters.
TG
Isn't that a normal thing to do?? Maybe it just has to do with feeling good for yourself.
Uhm. Toe cleavage? Interesting. I'll have to start using that term
toe clevage, LOL
:::Wearsshegetthisshit::::
I think you should have propped that sexy toe-cleavage up on the desk. ^_^
But hey, feeling sexy makes you radiate confidence, right? And that has to be good for an interview.
I seen yer pitchur, you got nice lip cleavage too. I likey.
I thought women did that sort of stuff just in case they ran into Jude Law or Brad Pitt? Or just a matter of feeling confident and not feeling the prickly spikes of your pants/dress sticking?
You're right. It's positively scandalous.
I'd protest this flagrant dire neglect if I were you.
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