Talk to the Goat
So many great words start with a capital V, as you pointed out. (ex. Van)
Well, just like death and taxes, you can always on dogs to love some sexual lubricants. It's like peanut butter cap'n crunch to them
Hahaha...dogs eating Astroglide? Oh man, I would not want to clean that up! And I don't think you're a hypocrite. That's just weird. And gross. And eww.
When my kid was a toddler he found some cherry flavored lube, and he... well, he ate it. A lot of it. That shit is not the stuff Mother of the Year awards are made of.
I also hate the caps lock key. There is no need for it.
Um..yeah, I would keep that dog outside for a while...
Your cups runneth over...halter top parting is such sweet sorrow...
I just love your posts. Where else can one get boob, slippery poop, superfluous key and freaky hairy leg fetishes in but a few lines?
No where I am aware of (or are alowed to go)
Just so you'll know, from what I have seen of your cleavage...
Burn the bras baby! Burn the bras!
About the shaving thing. That's cause you're a girl, and we are inexplicable. Not hypocritical. You want them to enjoy the shaved legs, but you don't want them to demand them. You definitely don't want them to demand the non-shaved legs.
Makes total sense to me.
Specifically being asked to not shave your legs? That grosses me out too...I feel like I need to shave my legs just HEARING about that!
And the caps lock key? I'm right there with you on abolishing it!
you had me at braless
The "Astroglide" diet......hmmmm....I think you're on to something?
I can tell you this in all honesty, men everywhere are no impressed. We demand the throwing away of bras all over the globe starting with you!
Then you're not the only idiot, in fact, I'm sure I'm the bigger idiot! I had no idea what GTA was...didn't even get as far as Greater Toronto Area.
lol, i would have thought the same thing about the gta, cuz a game is not the first thing i think of when i saw those letters.
Being of a certain age myself, I discovered these sticky band-aid like things that you can use to hoist your tits up with. Then you just press and you've got the invisible booby bondage. Of course, if they're super droopy, well then, fugittabout it.
That's a sexual lubricant? Damn, I'd thought they'd got into a bottle of floor wax.
Alas, my boobs admitted defeat a long time ago 
Yeah the caps lock key on the left and the return key on the right...always get's hit unintentionally and gets me all kinds of trouble.
Are you implying that there's some connection between boob enlargement and mild ineptness? I never noticed that but boob enlargement makes it hard to concentrate, I guess.
1. Go braless. Please. The world needs some beauty in it and young boys need dreams.
2. Slipper poop sucks.
3. Why am I not surprised that vodka and vagina come up in the same sentance with you?
4. That's not hypocracy. Little stubble is ok. Intentionally not shaving the legs is indeed gross.
5. You're not an idiot, your a girl. The real idiot is the boy that would rather play GTA IV instead of getting out and having a chance to see you in your little dress braless.
Interesting. I now know a guy that would like everything on a woman to be au naturel. Hairy everything. If a chick could manage to get her nose hair to grow I'm sure he'd be in heaven. Odd.
1. I read GTA IV the same way, kind of. I didn't see IV as intravenous, but GTA was definitely the Toronto area. Which also made me think epidemic (my mind skipped over the IV as it didn't make any sense to me, having the number 4 in there).
2. I completely agree about the caps lock. Almost as ridiculous, is the Num lock. Multiple times I have needed to use a calculator only to have the buttons not function. And it has been at least 10 years since I've used that pad as the directional arrow pad rather than the one designated only for that use.
In Windows XP go Start, Control Panel, Accessibility Options, and under the Keyboard Tab put a check mark in the ToggleKeys option to turn it on. You will now hear a brief tone every time you accidentally hit the Caps Lock key. It will save a lot of SHOUTING!
GTA IV is big enough news to make headlines? Will wonders never cease?
Your random thoughts are very entertaining.
Just pop the whole key off. 
WANTS you to stop shaving? Ewe.
Oh what the hell, wear that darling bra-less dress one more time Jay!
That is another great post. You have to love those puppies though. They are mans best friend but sometimes I think they tend to be with woman more than men..
Honey, just wait. I wear a 36 G cup. Try finding a halter dress to fit those puppies
I would so go braless if I had boobs. As it is, I can't, or I'd have nothing to stuff.
I love your wandering mind....
My mom is from Germany - she's approaching 70. She never shaved in her life ... it grosses me out.
I have GTA 3, and I never really got into it, so I think I'll survive this GTA 4 fever ...
I swear Astroglide sounds like a floor wax
and did we not have this discussion about stealing cars months ago?
lol sometimes Jay, ur blog xcracks me up. XD How did your dogs come across ur lube!??!?
We all know it's cold in Ottawa this time of year. If you don't shave your legs then your furry thighs can double as earmuffs for your beau.
purposely not shave? Interesting. Perhaps some sasquach fantasies...
yup.
capslock sux.
yeah, one of mine hangs lower than the other. the bra's a must.
I think a guy is extremely lucky if he doesn't get a splinter on my legs, and should not even think of complaining.
I qualify for idiot status too. I was going to warn you to drink plenty of fluids and take your vitamins so you didn't get sick and have to go to the hospital for an IV.
DOH!
If my dog ate the lube I bought recently he'd scorch his esophagus. The shit is like Vicks Vaporub. Mentholicious. But not in a good way.
And I can't do halter tops either. Damn. In my case I think it's because I stopped wearing a bra about a year after begging my mother to let me get one. Hey, it was the early 70s.
Thanks for stopping by! I've been a bad blogfriend.
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