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You have this built in source of fantastic material, Jamie. I hope it's gonna find it's way into something big you're writing.
Funny, funny stuff. I once had a short but sexualy charged and meaningful relationship with a mannequin...
Oh, I've probably said too much.
Subconscious comedy is always the best.
It's official, he's hands down the funniest person alive.
I'm glad he brings you a lot of happiness.
Have a great day Girlie!
The rat (sponge) in the shower put me off!! This reminds me of the time when I was a kid we had mice in the house and my dad put poison pellets around. One night I came out of my room down the dark hallway. ON the carpet I see something that looks like a big leaf. Since my mom was a plant nut I thought she dropped a leaf so I reach down and picked it up. EWWW!! it was a dead mouse!!! I screamed and ran downstairs to my parents and washed my hands forever underneath the sink!
Ha ha ha
PMSL - I so totally 'get' the rat thing *grin* having lived in shared student accomodation i hear the guy!
(though I doubt your bathroom is anywhere near as skanky as the places I lived)
I wouldn't have told him that talapia was a fish.
Oh my! Glad it was just face wash and not a rat, though I must ask, how does Jason know what it feels like to step on a rat?
Oh Jeez. You nearly killed me with the rat story...
...and frankly, a rat in the shower would nearly kill me: I'd slip on the tiles in horror and then crack my skull open and die right there. Disgusting little rodents. Ewwww!!
So glad it was mango product instead.
Ha! That totally made me laugh!
I LOVE the rat in the shower story. Oh, it's funny....
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I'm still laughing.
Brilliant! Love the mannequin story 
Bwaahaahaahaa!!!
We have two mannequins at our house/home office. Summer has online retail stores and is a designer. It took me nearly 6 months to get used to walking by them at night on the way to the bathroom.
I never thought of making out with one though...well, there's always tonight!
laughed out loud at mannequin story (while at work). Coworkers came zoomed over to view the funnyness!
You're now a work hit! :D
You should tell him that tilapia feeds on detritus, which is never good.
I had no idea what the name of fish is like that. We dont go to chinese places for anything.
The rat thing EWWWW is right. YIKES. I am still shivering over that one. I hate mice,spiders, and anything remotely like that. If the girls have toys from school that are like those I make them keep them in there rooms. No thank you. Yuckie.
Manequins, now. I have no idea. I think I would choke J if he ever came home and told me that one. LOL... Well nice post. I will check back in a few days. Tweets.
egad,, i may not wash my face now either.
I was a little worried about the rubbers. Thank God he clarified.
Funniest shit I've read all day! Thank you. I was about to fall asleep in my coffee. *MUAH*
ROFL. Great conversations!
If you go to meet him at work and he's kissing the mannequin. I thin you have a problem.
Jason may scare me more then you
This is more evidence that real people are way funnier than Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and Ross off Friends.
The rat story had me laughing out loud, something I rarely do. It also made me cringe, squirm, and feel squeamish, which is a good thing.
As for the mannequin...I gotta get me one of those. I'll name her Shiela.
LOL I love these conversations!
Kissing manequins = rubber usage = Safe Fake Sex.
No?
ROFL. Ya gotta love Jason! So so funny.
haha, isn't it great to have comedic material right there with you
You two are too cute
I'm having a series of humourous, 'revealing' conversations, many of them with my nephew, though my sister tosses her share in.
Though I am hoping he was joking about the mannequin. my sister still hasn't come up with anything to top that.
Hey, don't joke about the mannequin thing. Remember, they made a movie about that sort of thing. Two of them, if you want to get technical.
^_^ That's one funny guy, but I liked the mannequin part best. Creepy. But oh so funny.
Oh the mannequin thing killed me!
That is great stuff but the mannequin piece gave me chicken skin.
Thank you. I needed that!
Jason sounds like a funny dude. I'm definitely putting my vote in with the "keep him" constituency.
He is fantastic! And lucky to have someone so observant around to chronicle all his great achievements and then post them on the internet.
The rat in the shower bit's my fave. Fan.tas.tic.
Great conversations! The rat story made me laugh out loud.
The mannequin busted me up totally. I need a Jason.
My favorite is the one about talapia. I wonder what he thought it might be. He sounds a lot like the boyfriend from www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com
They both crack me up!
These are a freakin' riot -- thanks for the laughs!!!
awesome read..great recaps of fun conversation..
My problem is these things happen all the time in my life, I just don't recall them, they are just in the moment then gone...
Thanks for sharing and for the giggles that came along with it! I would have loved to have seen the mannequins, as creepy as that sounds, it's funnier than creepy!
3T
lol, as long as he didn't use a rubber for her.
those strawberries look AWESOME!!!
Yup that may be the funniest man alive. You must have a lot of fun
q3
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