Talk to the Goat
Maybe it was THAT particular cut of veal you didn't care for? LOL
And I think you're still a sexy heifer. He's too full of himself. Leave him to the babies.
let him eat his tasty little baby cow in the box. screw him.
vealy
Holyhell if you're an old cow, then I must be dead.
I feel pretty damned good for dead!
Old cowdom is treating me well.
Screw the veal, bring on the bull!
He's pretty full of bull for an unborn calf.
You are the kind of woman he will aspire to if he ever grows a brain. Don't settle.
Moo back atcha, Babe!
Old Cow, like in Someone Like You? And here I thought you didn't do RomComs. 
I think you should have kicked his baby cow ass. Veally veally good. What an impertinent little meatsack.
If you're an old cow what does that make me?
God Jay, what a line - It's a wonder you didn't swoon and faint on the spot.
Anyway I figured you'd prefer Cowboys to the calves they rope...
I'd loved to have been there to hear your response - you strike me as someone who doesn't suffer fools - let alone this waste of your time Hope you gave him hell.
I don't dig on veal.
Does that mean he's kept in 2' x 3' x 3' pen and never allowed to sleep?
If you're an old cow, then call me Farmer Brown : - )
I'd get up at the crack of dawn for you, anyday: - )
Veal? Good Grief. I don't know, Linus, I just don't know.
Cowdom happens to us all eventually.
Not that I'm saying you're any near that stage yet. Did you kick his arse back into his crate?
Did you explain to him that you prefer mature meat? Something with flavor?
i think women improve as they age, that veal pup was to young to realize that. i don't agree that you're an old cow, but i do agree that you should be looking for a bull instead. maybe you're looking in the wrong meat market?
Bullshit.
Look for a man.
What a line. I guess I am too old to refer to myself as veal. That's sad.
I gotta have more cowbelle!
Your not old.... If you are old so am I.. Have a good week Jay and enjoy it.
Veal??? Yeah right. Maybe Jackass.
Whatever next? "What, you don't like sheep's head?" or "What, you don't like monkey brains?"
I'd go veggie if I could but lettuce doesn't taste of bacon :p
Veal!? That must make me Jerky! But I think you may still have at least a couple of good years left! ~ jb///
I don't beleive that for a second. From where I sit, you're still a kid. A very hot bootilicious kid.
And considering veal is just baby cow, I can see how cradle robbing might not appeal to a person.
That was kind of "a-moo-sing!"
no son, let's WALK down the hill and do ALL those cows
What? Are you kidding me? A meat-penis referance?!
He did not.
What is it with men & their meat obsession?
So, like, he's never a prince, or a sailor? You guys can do better, me thinks. Oh, you don't have to dress up.
Yeah, oh-kay. What age was he, fifteen?
Darling if you're an old cow then I am an ancient dinosaur.
You're the farthest thing from it, and perhaps he was just not old enough to be hatched yet. 
Who wants a man who refers to himself as veal anyway?
No, I don't like chicken that THINKS it's veal. Move ALONG, little beak. Yikes, if you're an old cow, I'm cut, wrapped and ribeye. Ancient moo.
what a jackass, you should've punched the pup in the snout for that one!
What kind of dumbass line is that? Who wouldn't prefer a bull to a mild fed baby? Geez
an old cow? oh, hardly!
You should have put him through the grinder...
Let me just say this, it ain't the age of the cow, it's... I don't know. I have nothing else.
Sighs. Stupid ingrates.... Pass the cheese!
So you're a MILF now? SWEET!
omg. please tell me you then proceeded to hit him with your cane and told him to respect his elders!
hahhaha. Sorry...that's like the worst pick up line EVA!!!
I think that you have to have kids to qualify for the milf thing.
it could stand for "Moo I'd Like to F***," jay.
but that's just me.
Fuck that assole! Move on. You deserve much better. And you are delicious.
What a comeback line--maybe you should have stated that veal are overfed mistreated calves.
Ha! You can speak cow too. Great. I'm fluent in cow. At work when I do a blunder, I moo and my colleagues look at me like I'm insane; but really all I'm saying is I'm such a cow.
However I never met anyone referring to himself as a veal. lol.
Seriously? Oh. My. God.
You should have responded, "I like it rare, but not so fresh that I want to slap it."
I veally, veally think you can do better
Moo I'd like to Fuck.
I like that.
Ah, the dangers of getting picked up my minors. Who would have thought I'd ever see the day?
It amuses me, though, and it VASTLY amuses my coworkers.
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