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Was there a large vibrating egg involved at any point?
You weren't all the way out near Glencairn again, were you?
*hiya fiva*
:D
I wish it were possible. The 15 orgasms. Making men shut up is fantastic, but sometimes you actually might want to hear them talk.
See, I would have said "I can make you have 20. Call me!" and walked away. God I love you, Jay. LOL
TG
I used to feel guilty about having so many when typically the person I'm with has 1 - but you know, I grew out of it.
Ha ha ha! I'll have to remember that one. Shame I'd be fibbing though!
Clever girl!!
ha!
I want 15 orgasms too.
Beautiful! How do you think of these combacks?? Your brain is just programmed a special way 
LOL
Only 15?
bwahahahahahahahah.
LOL. My friend always use the following line when someone on the street asks for change:
"I have a $40,000 student loan that I need to pay off so I can't afford to give you any change."
Works everytime!
I will have to keep that one in mind. LOL... Hope all is well. I have a bummed foot. I wrote all about it last night. LOL.. Its doing better but still hurts.
it shuts them up or it makes them cringe in pain at the thought. 15 is alot of work!
You rock.
Actually Tawcan's response would be more effective IMHO
Obviously he wasn't a quick-witted member of the gender (and yes, there are some, very few, but some!).
If you had said it to me, I'd have asked if you wanted to go for sixteen!
15, huh? Next time, ask them if they could give you more than that.
Good one! I have a good line when someone confronts me.
"My ass is like a turnip patch. You can geta mess of it any time you like!
And they know I'm not talking any gay shit by the tone of my voice!
you're a funny girl, my love...and I'm totally stealing this!
LMAO! Good to know. It would be better if it were true though.
I really have to start using that. It goes along with my stock answer to the question, 'So you come here often?'
'No, I'm just a heavy breather.'
WOW!! Now that would be a blog post...
Muahahahahah!! You ROCK, Jamie. I found that thing I forgot to put in the box. Maybe you don't need it. . . Nah, you can *always* use one of these. ^_^
Wow, I don't know what I would have said to that. Other than perhaps, "can you stand one more?"
It's not often pervy men are caught off guard. Top notch, Jay!
XD Wow, 15! I maxed out at 9 in a row. @_@ Still in single digits.
Talking about women's orgasm always makes men nervous a bit. It works as a self-confidence test.
15? Wow!
I just got back to find this. Thanks for lighting up my imagination! That guy missed his chance to offer number 16. What a jerk.
yes, that would definitely stump me for something to say!
woman reading your blog:
Not much they can offer after that, huh?
Ooh, great answer!
I can't help but be impressed.
Ian
Hot damn, I'm using that one and soon.
I've had 15 orgasms. I'm guessing that yours weren't spread out over the course of a few weeks though.
OMG that is too funny. Mind if I borrow it sometime?
So my Orgasmo Ray works. Now I will take over the WORLD
Geeezus, even I can't challenge that!
I'm going to have to use that one! I had a guy hitting on me a couple of days ago and he let loose this huge fart right in the middle. I'm still trying to figure out if that was a part of his pick up line!?!
Made me smiley too!
I bow down to you!
Hee,hee,hee. Bet he thought on that for a long time.
-P
Hey, he asked!
That's a week's worth of work for me.
LOL! Girl, you come up with the GREATEST lines!
So what's your secret? Am happy to pay top dollar for your secret.
15?!
Holy fuck!
That wouldn't shut me up...I'd be asking for details!
Classic! Love it.
And, yeah, scares most guys away pretty quick.
lol
If the guy was quick on his feet, he would've said something like, "How about another 15?"
Wow, and I got excited about 4... 
You should write a book.
Either your partner was very talented or you are just a lucky lucky girl.
Thanks for the line! I'll have to use it sometime
Brilliant!
hahaha! now this made my day. no, i'm not shutting up.
If you have 20 Orgasms, do you win a prize?
Call it a hunch but I smell a lie from her.
That's great...how did you come up with that one?
Oh lucky you!
haha..
that's cute!
Now I know why you're not blogging as much as you used to...
Yeah, offering up number 16 is the first thing that springs to mind.
At the age of 81 years; I find after My third orgasm I fall asleep.
Love it.
G.
Oh my. Damn you've got some balls. I mean not real ones but ....you know what I mean.
Creeping out the creep. How refreshing.
I could have told you that.
I've been using that for years.
The disturbing part is that men on the street have also been calling me "pretty lady" for years.
That's.
Fucking.
Brilliant.
Thanks for that. LOL
that worked? wow. I wish I just had 15 orgasms. seriously.
Hmm. I've never tried that one. Does it work for a man not wanting to be bugged by another man?
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