It's not quite that time of year here but close. Not that licking things is ever out of season, but there's a preferred time and method for everything.
Vince | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 7:17 pm | #

I had it pegged for ice cream bt the second paragraph--though after that last post, I left room for doubt...
Crag | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 8:05 pm | #

And I thought you were elaborating on how to give a killer blow job.

Silly me...
Droog | 05.18.08 - 8:21 pm | #

I knew you were describing something other than what many will assume you were but taking it in the direction of ice cream was a nice touch.
Sornie | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 8:22 pm | #

Yep, certainly not a Mr Softee
Sparky Duck | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 11:23 pm | #

I think I enjoyed the reading of it as much as you enjoyed the performing of it...
antipodeesse | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 1:21 am | #

ice cream has a season?

i thought every day was ice cream day :D
budleee | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 6:55 am | #

Yum.
elise | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 7:46 am | #

LOL!
kenju | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 8:54 am | #

I got a cone right here all ready for you now. come ring the bells of my ice cream truck baby
zona | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 11:48 am | #

Its still damned to cold for ice cream here. Its only in the 50's and usually in the 70's by now...
tweety30 | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 12:57 pm | #

I don't know which was more enticing, this post or the one before it! I guess that I've been married too long when the thought of ice cream trumps the thought of lots of wild sex.
velvet | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 1:06 pm | #

Slurp!
lecram | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 1:22 pm | #

Great tutorial. I love ice cream cones.
heart in san francisco | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 1:58 pm | #

I don't even like ice cream but after you described it, I suddenly have the urge for an ice cream cone.
Cake Lady | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 2:44 pm | #

ha ha...dirty bird.
Melina | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 3:45 pm | #

I have a sudden craving.....
ogo | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 4:36 pm | #

I'm turning three shades of strawberry...
Baskin Robbins | 05.19.08 - 5:44 pm | #

You may be the only person I know who could probably make money running an ice cream cam.
Bud Buckley | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 7:33 pm | #

we had icecream at the beach this weekend, and although it was cold (the weather not the ice cream, although of course the ice cream was cold too..erm..) Anyway, the wind and the sun made the experience a little too quick for my liking.
Ldbug | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 8:45 pm | #

I love ice cream!!
tom | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 9:29 pm | #

Yum!
Teena | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 9:37 pm | #

I just had myself a big Rum Raisin cone on Saturday, and I abused it shamelessly just like this!
Jude | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 10:09 pm | #

That was hot.
Travis | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 10:27 pm | #

Hahahaha!!! It's been a few years since mastering the sport of teasing guys with ice-cream at the beach! Good fun!
olly | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 11:58 pm | #

The..."take smaller bites"...part...might scare a few guys...lol...but so damn what.
Chick | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 12:05 am | #

Okay, so yeah, you're getting it regular-like, aren't ya. *wink*
Irrelephant | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 8:47 am | #

If it hadn't been for that last post, I would have guessed correctly.
Shantanu | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 10:02 am | #

Damn I almost thought this is related to the last post until I read the last line.
Tawcan | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 1:01 pm | #

ummmm'
yea
i got majorly creamed also
OZY | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 2:26 pm | #

How do you tease an Ice Cream Cone?
K. Restoule | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 2:37 pm | #

I gotta be honest here ... ice cream never sounded so good right about now!
losrulz | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 5:47 pm | #

I almost felt ashamed of myself for having such dirty thoughts in my head, only to realize you were talking bout icecream!! Lol!

Another good one Jay!
Perky | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 11:04 pm | #

heh, heh, that's a good way to cool off after the last (hella hot) post.
claire | Homepage | 05.21.08 - 12:56 am | #

Finally!
Mrs x | Homepage | 05.21.08 - 2:36 am | #

Printed it out and handed it to some beginners.
63mago | 05.21.08 - 8:09 am | #

I've read you long enough to know that I had to skip to the end immediately after I read the first 2 sentences. Yeah, I cheated, but I still found the post really erotic even after I knew you were teasing us
kat e | Homepage | 05.21.08 - 9:45 am | #

LOL! I never touch the stuff, though.
Uisce | Homepage | 05.21.08 - 11:09 am | #

And here I was, thinking you were talking about liverwurst softserve.
greg | Homepage | 05.21.08 - 3:58 pm | #

Oh the Climax! I had my left leg on my right leg, just to hide it! I thought the my boss would spot me sitting on a sex story in the morning

Funny as usual Jay. I am happy, I came back after a long time to read a giggler!
Lash | Homepage | 05.22.08 - 3:47 am | #

Yep, ice cream does that to me, too. It reminds me of the time where I "carved" a cockhead in an ice cream cone with my mouth. Oh extra optical the delight! :D
CanadianSwiss | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 9:09 am | #

Hey girl, It is so refreshing to have someone else refer to mens dicks as ice creams. I thought I was the only one. What do you mean by season through, isn't ice cream season 365?
beaverboosh | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 2:06 pm | #

I have the same feelings for clams. Arrrgh!
The Gorton Fisherman | 05.24.08 - 5:02 pm | #

I got so excited reading your post, I melted all over my pants.
Scoop | 05.24.08 - 7:23 pm | #

Hey dude, how are you - I keep forgetting to check up on you as you don't come up on my bloglines list - no idea why. Hope all is well in your world. Take care Z xx
Zann | Homepage | 05.27.08 - 5:58 am | #

How true.. its time for ice cream ..I need lots of those with summer heat heating up on us
Nasra | Homepage | 05.27.08 - 5:52 pm | #

pralines and cream for me, i like to lick mine slowly, i save the bite for the end
better safe than sorry | 05.28.08 - 6:55 am | #

I love ice cream, but I've never gotten so horny over it before. I'm afraid I'm going to ruin my container of Coffee Crisp ice cream the way that apple pie got ruined...
martini | Homepage | 05.28.08 - 9:54 am | #

WOW - Thank you for making my summer pants a LOT less comfortable
Walking Spanish | 05.30.08 - 4:02 pm | #

Me loves the DQ dipped!
Karen MEG | Homepage | 06.06.08 - 7:50 am | #