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Now that sounds like one interesting weekend! My list would be much shorter but would include eating my first sorbet of the summer, getting a library card for my four year old, and having many many many classes of red wine at our local annual wine fest!
wow how interesting! had you recently finished that bottle when the butterfly wings were spilled? i'm sure it would be beautiful regardless, but even more intense after so much vodka!
hope you're doing ok...you haven't mentioned the hubby in a while. hope all's well.
Ketel One?? At least get the good stuff. Kentucky made bourbon....makers mark or woodford reserve.
Well, you were apparently compared to a tranny... It almost makes sense that your husband be a female.
I want to meet that old dude!
The butterfly wing thing sounds beautiful!
Does the bruise look like Madonna or The Madonna (like, with child and stuff)? Because it's going to make a difference in the kind of crowd that shows up at your door to pay homage to your bruise.
I love old people. They are a wealth of fascinating stories!
You've got me beat there. Any weekend that involves caramelized onions and hugging a friend as well as nipple bordering is pretty damn good. So you gonna eBay your Modonna foot?
Hubby is back and seeking help? Good news and bad news, huh Jamie. Mine too...wish I could turn my back, but just can not. Even when its unfair. Hang in there.
Are you saying you're NOT a transvestite?!?
I sincerely apologize for my behavior the last two weeks.
No, not the religious Madonna.
And I think I might keep my foot around, Bud, you never know when it might come in handy.
Well, at least it sounds like an interesting weekend. I'm just gonna start reading your posts every monday so I can be glad someone got some excitement since i work every weekend.
Your weekend sounds MUCH more eventful than mine!
I'm guessing the Kettle One and the Feta incident were related . . . atleast temporarily.
That sounds like one cool old man to talk with.
A trepidatious YEY is in order here methinks..
*hugs* *kisses and mental urgings of the anti-hangover kind headed your way m'lovely 
Oh wow, you have me beat. 
I love to talk to old people. There is such history in their minds. I'm a little worried about the transvestite/bordering on nipple thing, but you have always been more adventurous than I. To each his own I always say. Don't you just love the office staff who inspire confidence like that? Hopefully the doctor was much better.
I ran a red light. is that any good?
I had an old person conversation at the weekend, but she didn't do any of that stuff.
The Ketel thing got lost on translations, I am afraid - the closest thing in name we have are oven baked chips, and I know you can't drink those.
I also hope the doctor was not as fruity as the receptionist - was she there for her looks, perhaps?
I made time to stop at my exboyfriend's gravesite after visiting/putting flowers down for my grandmother's. Not nearly as exciting as yours, but I felt good about myself when I left.
Hmmmm...I guess any comparison to the RHPS cast other than Brad is pretty good stuff, actually. Tim Curry isn't THAT bad looking. Well, maybe not Rif either. *shrug*
The butterfly wings thing...that's profoundly, wonderfully surreal. Did he spill it or was it an intentional pouring, and my sweet lord what an incredible thing that must have been to see.
The old mans stories/memories sound wonderful.
Just today, I had to listen to an old friend tell me about his vacation in New Orleans during hurricane Katrina.
I managed to escape after about an hours worth. I still can't figure out why he and his wife didn't get the hell out of there? Maybe he was too busy talking, to listen to the news?
Best wishes for your hubbies situation!
LOL, you crack me up!! And I thought people said weird things to me while taking public transportation.
Hey, I bought a new bra this weekend too, my is all lace and a beautiful jeweled lilac color. :>
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I once strained boiling water onto my foot ... that wasn't much fun.
Wow! What a coincidence. While reading your post I was listening to Louis Armstrong.
And not only that, but I feel the Greek Salad I had for supper doing cartwheels in my stomach. Do you suppose the cartwheels are a metaphor for: feta--no more?
All in all, sounds like you had a good weekend. And check out some Louis when you get a chance. I read somewhere he was a big tipper.
The old gentleman sounds fascinating.
But a chicken head and piano wire? Yikes!
"Hugged a friend who really needed it, and felt better myself."
I've found that hugs tend to work that way!
I love being hugged-can't get enough. Do you hear me out there I need to be hugged.
Tshsmom won't hug me any more. so sad.
Nice post, loved the previous ones too.
Something always worth reading, great stuff.
wow! all that? what a constructive weekend...
i mean it.
whatever is ailing jason...i hope it's better..
What a weekend!
Stuff like that never happens in Hell.
Although...I did buy a new bra today...it's brown....like me!
You write in picture thoughts.
Well, I hope you had some kind of handy hangover remedy close at hand. My weekend was much less eventful. There was a block party planning meeting, the farmer's market, and the zoo.
Too much Ketel One not enough resting.
I have got to meet your friend who knows 'mob things.' Want interesting conversations he must have with people!!
Dude, if I compiled a list of what I did over the weekend it would be thousands of pages long.
But it would all say the same things--baseball, eat, sleep.
Predictable. That's me.
Thank you for making me laugh on the nipple boardering !
Hilarious, jay !
Is it Madonna with the pointy bra? Because that's quite an interesting profile.
all that in one little weekend?
hope you had the drink before you got the bruise.
I agree about the bra. Showing more clevage/near nipple exposure is good.
So much for feta cheese with my salad
I worked, so while my stories are interesting, they are rarely palatable. Glad to hear about Jason, tho.
Send me an email if you have the time please...
That's quite the weekend you had there. I like your post structure - just random weekend happenings. And thanks for sharing them!
A great game would be to link what items occured in what order or at least together. I thought about the kettle, feta, and porch incident-easy-all the rest challenging.
sounded like a fun weekend!
Whatever's happening, I hope it's a positive thing for both of you.
Ah, yes, bra shopping, that's when I usually sit on a bench in the mall crowded with other guys who are in the same predicament as myself. We talk, share stores, hell, even braid each other's hair sometimes but never -- NEVER enter said bra emporium.
Butterfly wings... That does sound astounding!
You should totally ebay your foot. A grilled cheese with the image fetched a pretty penny, I imagine a live foot with Madonna on it would get mad dollarz (z for emphasis)
Sounds like and interesting weekend. All I did was sit around except for Sunday I tore Bris room apart and cleaned it totally. and then ours of course. Then Saturday we had Bris 3rd birthday party and Yikes. I am going back wards on you. Sorry. I really should have started with Satruday. My mind is fried right now. I have this cold and I dont think straight with it.
The butterfly image is making my day. And the old guy with the great stories, is too.
Thanks!!!!
Now I am majorly jealous, my bruises never take on the shape of anything interesting other than "multi-colored blob."
Lmao, everything you post has some odd twist to it. I love it and the type of humor.
Best part: "Went bra shopping. Couldn't find what I wanted (invisible straps) so I bought one in "neon watermelon" instead because I figure if I can't hide it, I may as well show it like I mean it."
"...because i figure if i can't hide it, may as well show it like i mean it." - Here here! *Finally* someone who understands!
Also, having sea food, rice, etcetera, as part of my everyday intake, bread is my exotic food. So bring in some fresh bread for me any day, lady!
Great weekend! ^_^
God I miss the crazy Subway people. There's always a good story waiting to happen on the Subway.
I'm jealous of the cleavage bordering on nipples! I need bigger tits or a better bra!
you're so so hilarious!
I went bra shopping too!
I so want to hear about the hair related harassment if you please!
Now that is a full weekend. Mine... well you already know what mine was like.
you have been very busy!
Um ... I just sat on the couch and read.
when I saw another Smashing Pumpkins reference I was concerned. Nippleage is a compliment. I have to say Jay, carmelizing onions, not so much a compliment
You had a GOOD weekend - or at least you wrote about it well enough that it sounded good....lol. Love the feta reference, and listening to the old man. I'm sure you made his day!
Thanks for the visit.
Well, new doctor for Jason, hmmmm.
I want more information on the old man and his stories. He should dictact you write the book..love those kinds of people with a past, I often wonder if I will even be interesting as an old person, will I even remember the stories that I have?
yay for more pumpkiny references.
You really know how to live. I'll have to try the Ketel One challenge
Sounds like, for the most part, a wonderful weekend. I love elder's stories, & BUTTERFLIES. That had to be awesome!
I hope things work out for Jason - how are you doing through it all?
Were one, eight, and thirteen related?
Two-You are a dead ringer for Janet.
Twelve-receptionists are usually idiots.
I dumped a pineapple upside down cake on my bare feet once. Yikes!
You're only meant to learn something new once a day. Geezus, niice effort
did the phone on the foot come after the ketel one?
God, I miss Toronto. I hope to get back there this fall for TIFF.
My onion carmelization adventure a couple of weeks ago did not have a happy ending. They caused so much gas the next day that I thought I was having a heart attack and was taken to the hospital by ambulance. Yep, the kitchen is the most dangerous room in the home.
You always think that the ketel one is going to be good to you and then it goes and kicks you in the ass. And then you keep going back because it's just so damn good.
The nipple thing perked my interest.
And it's a pity you cant ebay bruises. You'd make a mint selling that bruise.
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