Talk to the Goat
Back in the day they had a name for that........LOL
You're actually starting to bore me with your naughty nymph blather.
Sorry.
I thought you girls only took your cell phones in the stalls to use that camera function
You oughtta get Twitter. You could porn text with mass efficiency.
Brilliant! Now if only I could do that and know that my dearest wouldn't be bragging about it to his co-workers who I would then have to face at every office party!
Ahhh... You had me giggling even more than usual with this one. Oh, the joys of modern text messaging. How did we all manage to be covertly naughty before the advent of the cell phone and the age of the internet?
Anyway. I adore your blog. Glad to see you are posting more lately.
You know activities as this can loead to lunchtime sex. Been there and done that. Fortunately I don't work in an office envirnment but she did.
Someone at work has already accused me of "getting to know the back room". I must emphasize that this is just TEASING on her part, because apparently everyone loves to poke fun at me....maybe it's just too easy?
Is that what I'm missing out on by not having a cell phone?
I have yet to learn how to text without looking. I could get in some mighty big trouble that way. Another astoundingly funny post, Jay! I hope you're collecting these for a book.
i think this is equally as productive as 99% of the folks i work with
How ever did people survive work before cell phone and the internet? Text messaging is the best way to break up the monotony of the office day!
I was doing that last night during our sales meeting. I thought I was being clever, until my phone vibrated across the table, fell onto the floor and shattered into four different pieces.
I'm depressed now. Most of the women who work at my workplace are middle aged Punjabi women.
It's just not doing it for me.
Oh and Twitter Feed is a good thing.
well, well. messaging naughty messages...
(moves quickly in case lightening strikes her at her desk where she is sending naughty messages)
Instant Messenging can lead to all kinds of fun office situations 
I thought computers were bad enough but text messaging is even worse. No wonder our economy is in the dumper. And they want to blame Bush.
Wow, you are bringing the art of looking busy to a whole new level! Great post!
Gauging the success of Operation: Love Letter, have you considered the possibilities of an Operation: Sex Text?
C'mon Jay, give us your number...
Sweet. Just don't send a naughty pic-text to the wrong number. Not that I would know.
*taking notes like a madman*
I have never experienced such a thing! I'm shocked...shocked I say!
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Yeah...like I could really say that with a straight face.
Of course after an hour, when I can finally stand up and move around again...then comes the naughty voice mail and I can't wait to get home!
Not that YOU would do any of those things right?
Are you saying it's odd for someone who knits a cozy for the potted plant residing on their desk. If that's the case, I take offense to that and so does my now cozied plant.
We dont own a cell phone ourselves but a aquaintance does and boy does she have trouble with her texting.. LOL..Esp her ex husband.
Naughty messages are awesome. Just make sure you text them to the right person and not accidentally to say your grandma.
quite witty and interesting.. had been smiling all the way.. like I usually do.. when I am reading your posts. However.. I find text messaging really exhausting these days unlike the zest of my previous self.. perhaps I am getting old :>(
Post tsx trnscrpt plz. Kthz!
I don't think I go much beyond blogging at work ... our company believes in the "big brother" treatment.
I have perfected blind texting with my phone in hand in my trouser pockets. Incoming of course is set on vibrate.
here's to happy /err/ naughty texting..
good theories, Jay. Great guesses.
just imagine what you could write if you had actual experience of any of this.......
;op
Look at all the fun I'm missing by being a freelancer!
So, when did you start working for cell phone companies on the side? Because that's a damn good reason to buy one.
I must say I am impressed to see that you have embraced the time wasting Tuesday ethic. Well done, and thanks for stopping by to visit my tumbleweed strewn corner of cyberspace. 
What an informative and educational post. By gum... people bring plants to work?
Any text that brings a smile and a flush is a welcome distraction form work. And what is it with people who only wash their hair on a certain Day? Eek!
Best ...post...ever
I know nothing. :P
Of course, now that the secret's out, I'll never have complete privacy again....eh bien.
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