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Wow, yeah that would be a bad move for me too.
"So then I woke up and I had concentric burn circles on my palm. My fraternity brothers told me it was from playing a game of oven eye chicken with the hallucination of the Indian from the Doors movie."
Wow. That's harsh. Following an unwritten rule, we all immediately say something like, "Aw, that's gross, Mom," the minute she says something perverted.
Because, let's face it, the road to perverted is very short when you're with family members.
Oh my ! The only saving grace about playing truth or date with my family is that they probably aren't imaginative enough to get to any of the juicy details!
Oh how I wish I could have been there. I am pretty sure my eyes would have been buggin'!
It could have been worse though, right?
BID - I don't see how.
However, I do think it was clever of me to write this post without divulging any of MY secrets.
Or have I confused clever with mean again?
I wouldn't play truth or dare even with my own husband, let alone family members.
Truth or dare with family members??? God, what a thought... Dare, maybe. But thruth? Never.
That is awesome and uncomfortable! Good for you. sounds like the night was a success!
We used to play a lot of I Never back in University (back when we had semi-interesting stuff to confess). And there was always ALWAYS someone who would use it to share something truly awful.
"Gee, I guess I'll go. I've never... had a good time with the lubed-up sleeve of my favourite jacket while wearing woman's underwear on my head. Anyone? No? Just me? Okay, then. glugglugglugglug..."
It sounds like you had a wonderful night anyway. Glad to hear it.
Wow - your family sounds....interesting?? 
Hallie
You're family is insane. Such a game in my family would undoubtably end in someone or someones getting disinherited.
Tastes like chunky beer??? Was she with a guy from the Molson brewery?
Anyway, I'm just glad I didn't play that game with MY family. No. You don't wanna know.
I would NEVER play Truth or Dare with relatives. Talk about TMI overload.
Next time drink more margaritas faster so you pass out early.
Why's that? Becuase you wouldn't want to hear how many times your grandma did those same acts?
I'm sure grandma did all of those things when she was young 
Awesome, but horrible at the same time.
ROTFLOL! That sounds like such fun!!
I have to say I gulped in surprise when I came across the Howie Mandel bit. I can't even tell you the last time I heard his name, and yet I had a very - um - intimate dream about him last night. Well, it was supposed to be him, anyway. Didn't look like him, but WTF?!?! He was basically a tripod, though. ^_^
What an embarrassing admission. I think I'll go walk around in public with my panties on my head now. :-P
Good lord, woman! You must have more vodka, so you can tell US your secrets.
I still have a twisted feeling in gut after thinking about the "steak knife across the gums"... but I'll get over it and make a mental note to never play that particular game.
Ironically, most families would get along a lot better if they all sat down, had a few drinks and played 'truth'... Our family plays a similar version called 'my version of the truth which is mostly just bullshit'. This is our quality time.
If the margaritas were flowing heavily enough to make that seem like a good idea, then they were probably flowing heavily enough that nobody besides you remembers what was said.
What? It's a nice fiction to tell yourself anyway.
Hmmph - BJ's taste like chunky beer? I think I may have thrown up a little in my mouth on that one ...
God, just think of what fun it would have been if grandma would have joined in on the truth-telling.
I love your tag line, by the way.
I bet grandma has some "truths" she'd like to get off her chest...
Dude, the only thing worse you coulda done with your family was play strip poker.
Thanks for stopping by!
Sounds like fun but I wouldn't play that within 100 miles of my family.
chunky beer. classic
since my family consists of one; she knows ALL of my deep dark secrets.
i think.
Oh you brave, brave girl.
I'd blushingly play with my sisters...but no one else in my family...ever.
Wow, that's frighting. Sounds like a good time though :P
That sounds like a fun evening actually. Lord knows all we do at family parties is trash aunts and uncles behind their backs. LOL
You are fucking nuts!
Wow, just wow. You guys really went there. That is simply amazing. And you all lived to tell the tale. I could never play that game with family, it's bad enough playing it before a fierce arguement with the other half.
All I gotta say is, you couldn't PAY me to play that game with my family. I'd rather put Tabasco sauce in my eye while rubbing a steak knife across my gums.
It's those types of events that make me regret learning a few things myself.
Dude, you put that where?
Wow that sounds like one very interesting night with a family member. Not sure if I'd ever want to go there though...
I don't think it would faze me too much. Then again, I had a grandmother who would randomly blurt such tidbits as, "I never let your grandfather get that thing near my face!"
Oh, Jeez. Now I really wanna meet your family, too...
Umm... no. You can't meet mine.
I'd rather put a knife to my mouth and fill the wound with tabasco sauce than play this game w/my family. You're braver than me.
Wow. You're braver then me. Then again, my family doesn't even know I drink, another blog for another time.
And yes, most of Texans are rabid when it comes to our football. Although it's not pure itself, I'd rather not see football mixed with Hollywood. It annoys me.
Wow, I don't even have the nerve to play that with my best friend!
Ha! I can't imagine having that many drinks and having those conversations with my family. Eeeeek!
How funny! My family would be recording it all to use against me later. Lol! So not going there.
I have a solid practice to which I adhere no matter what with relatives: Name, rank and serial number.
Anything else is off-limits. Don't ask, don't tell.
Of course, margaritas could change everything.
Ah jeez... not the truth or dare!! WITH RELATIVES?
You've got balls.
Or really strong margaritas.
I know one thing in life, I definitely will not be playing that game with my relatives.
Makes me happy I live no where near my family, and that I don't have a proclivity for margarits. lol
G.
How do you get that salt to always stick to the glass so evenly
Oh god...those must have been some pretty strong margaritas. A game like that in my family would end in a call to 911.
I would have liked to have been there. Maybe in a few years you will look back and laugh hysterically about this.
"chunky beer" 
I can't say I've played Truth or Dare with my sisters, but I recall my mom rolling her eyes at hearing us talk about some of the things we all did that her and dad didn't know about. *snicker*
God I love family. You'll be talking about that night for many holidays to come.
Excuse me, but I'd have to cheat!
This is exactly why I keep my drinking escapades to myself and away from any and all family. I don't want them knowing... all that stuff...
Snag - You rim it with lime first.
Jay,
to my right, there is an ad for the excruciating 'TV show' How To Look Good Naked. Make it go away, for the love of God!
Thank goodness when we play this game my family members get too drunk to remember much.
Hope everyone was to drunk to remember exactly who said what and about whom. I could never do that,my greatest fear would be that everyone else would stay sober while I spilled more than the beans.
..i've found that sometimes the most eye opening stories can come from those of an older generation. your granny may not have been shocked..
Still, better than naked twister with the fam. Ew.
Your granny probably would have put you all to shame. Mine did one night.
Go Granny, Go Granny, Go!
Love your writing. I'll be back
Not something I'd venture with my family. It would just be giving them more stuff to crucify me with at a later date.
Been there, done that. We played "Dirty Minds" one time as well. That was interesting. Both times alcohol was involved, go figure!
I'm glad that there's enough teetotallers in our family that this wouldn't have happened... however, this reminds me of a time right after my granddad had died and I was visiting my grandma and had my girlfriend with me--or maybe we'd already married by then, don't remember, it didn't last anyway--but we were watching Saturday Night live and I thought my grandmother would have gone to bed--she never stayed up that late, but maybe she felt we needed to be supervised (we must not of been married) and Chevy Chase was doing one of his skits, talking on the phone while doing the needs and saying to the person on the phone, not, you don't just blow on it... and, without using the words, described giving a blow job--I was horrified and worried about what my grandma might have thought--maybe I should blog about that story, maybe not...
You couldn't PAY me enough to do that with my family.
seriously.
I did, however, just last year - find out that my grandma 'had' to get married. So did my mom.
My mother ALWAYS made me feel like the bad guy. not-a-lot of love there.
Dang, I'm glad my 4 sisters aren't into game playing
now that sounds like a lot of fun. despite the i shouldn't be hearing this...
my question would have been how many of them are a member of the mile high club?
You are brave! I can not believe you played that with YOUR MOM! How funny.
Cracking up as I type....
'tastes like chuncky bear' is what will haunt me now.
:o)
Nope. You wouldn’t have to shoot me. If I couldn’t suddenly become sick and leave, I’d just shoot myself.
ToD with family??! Lady!! What were you thinking??
Blame it on the vodka, pretend it didn't happen...Never talk about Blow Jobs around MOM
BJ's are now an acceptable part of sex. Fortunately I have not been the giver of such and the receiver of fluffy jello, being a mere male.
Yuk, the thought of it makes me feel sick.
I really don't consider it a topic for discuusion among close family members.
However, if anyone really feels like S M C , I can warn you of its history, marinated over the years within a host of international beauties, a unique subtle flavor...........Just kidding.
Damn, I'd have been washing my hair that night, I know it...
Drinking w/ relatives always made me want to STAY drunk...
did someone already say that?
It wasn't your fault. It was tropical drink night...
OMG
this could NEVER NEVER happen in my family
(which is actually kind of sad...)
I've always been afraid this would happen to me. I've had enough "moments of inappropriate revelation" to know that there really are some things you can never take back. Feel lucky if embarrassment is all that happened.
the only way i'm doing this is if everybody signs a form where all the terms and conditions are listed explicitly.
and i do think you were loads clever.
I would rather have a root canal sans anesthesia than share my weight!
Jay, this is an awfully long time to go without.
Speaking of truth or dare...I dare you to write another post....
DOUBLE DARE!
Hey dude, sorry I haven't dropped by recently - had a good chuckle at this post - I have a 27 year old son who often shares too much information and I have to remind him that I'm his mother and that there are somethings I'm quite happy not knowing. See it's been a while since you last posted - hope all is well in your world. Take care Z xx
Lol.
You're right... there are so many things that should NOT be shared with your family. Remind me to never play this with my kids when they're grown up because I'm sure that there will be a LOT of things that we just don't want to know about each other.
I'm just happy your grandma had gone home... scary stuff that.
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