Talk to the Goat
You ARE funny and I miss bacon very much as I am in a country where piggy parts are frowned upon. Thanks for the memory.
I just can't bring myself to even try the bacon alternatives (and why would I? If it ain't broke...).
The lady behind me in the grocery store yesterday was buying turkey bacon. Stangest looking stuff I've ever seen.
You are a very talented songwriter.
I have to say Turkey bacon isnt bad. Its not as greasy as regular bacon.
The grease is the whole point.
What were you smoking besides bacon? Funny stuff.
Bacon is in a category of it's own. My Jewish mother-in-law goes all gaggy thinking of pork in general but she'll eat bacon.
This is FUNNY stuff! 
Mmmm bacon. One of my favourite things to eat!
I can take or leave bacon, but your Weird Al Skillz are top notch 
Damn, Jay, you had me rappin' like Kid Rock on this. Happy national poetry month to ya.
I think your funny too.
Gooooo bacon!
That's a great twist on an annoyingly catchy song, one that I've even tried to alter the lyrics of.
Bacon IS nature's sweet sweet candy.
The lusciousness of this diddy brought a tear to my eye.
Or is that bacon grease?
*lick*
Mmmm...bacon grease...
I don't know if that was based on the tune of a current pop song, but it was funny. Now, where's our live video of you performing it for us? Come on, you know you want to do it, and Jason would love playing cameraman for you.
Regardless of your song's inspiration, Bacon Rocks.
You think you're funny? You ARE funny.
Brilliant
Oh great! You're just taunting me to open that pack of bacon I have in my fridge, aren't you? I think it's gonna be a "breakfast for dinner" kinda day today.
I used to love bacon as a kid and then started eating turkey or chicken bacon as a healthier substitute and now I like it wayyy better. I even managed to convert my husband to it.
Well. That was a little piece of greasy genius if I ever saw one.
rofl! I should show you my ode to toilet paper :D
I take it that you have been avoiding bacon. I say bring on the pork!
So I might have been singing that out loud. At work.
Oh God don't make me put music to that.
Of course, it could help me get over the writer's block thing....perhaps a little blues riff in A.....
Pigs - they treat us as equals.
and their meat tastes just as good!
well i read this first with a smirk on my face,
and then i gave it a tune..
Jay, this could be a damn good song.. you wrote it so well. GREASY!!
I love it! When's the music going to be added??
Oh, no.
The lyrics have been sucked into my head, and I'm now here in cubicle bouncing to porkeriffic beat.
Lemme guess. this is a Pigaland/Porkerlake joint?
Crap. I was hungry before I read this now I'm even hungrier! LOL
I'm going to sing that song in the kitchen tomorrow. Trust me, by the end of the day, I'll have 15 people singing along with me.
Love the new look. I think that goat can see into my soul.
You should send to the pork people, I'm sure that will be on their next commercials....maybe w/ Rosie O'Donnell as spokesman.
GOD I love bacon.
"Pork loin is whack."
I almost snorted water out of my nose at that.
You're a twisted, funny being.
This isn't a weird al take off now is it m'dear *grin*
Brilliant. You could give Weird Al a run for his money...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, bacon
guess you're the new jt? can't wait to see the video!
A lot of vegetarians I know would say that it is the smell of bacon in the morning which they miss the most. My parents didn't really serve it often enough for me to develop a fondness for it. I feel deprived now!
Lol, I love it. We need actual music to sing along!
Dope.
WORD !
I blogged about this before - there is no breakfast meat better than bacon ... case closed.
You are so talented! I think you should post an audio of you singing it.
Well that has to be the funniest thing ever, because I had to sing out loud to get the tune going!
I'm sorry, I had to skip this one. I live in perpetual fear of getting that song stuck in my head.
Pure raw (or sizzlin') TALENT!
Can you do "My Bacon Brings all the Boys to the Yard" as an encore?
There is no doubt in my mind that JT would happily record that.
And if he won't...then Weird Al will.
How can you not like any form of music,or are you just kidding?
Have a wonderful day.
I adore music. It's actually a Johnny Rotten quote.
Lol... makes me very hungry!
Every time I hear that song now all I hear is TheHill88's minimalist version.
Halfway through the video (about questionable comments she receives) she just breaks out into song seemingly randomly...
OK Jay, I went and found a Youtube copy of Justin Timberlake's song which I then ran while "reading" your song to the music (singing and I, let's just say they don't mix).
Nice job. Good thing I like bacon, too.
OMG, that's too fun.
Get on with your streaky self!
great. now i'm going to be singing that in my head and in the shower while rinsing my behind for a month straight. thanks
Hell. Yeah.
Like your goat makeover btw.
A farmer friend of mine has a huge Saddle-back sow Hog called tweetie, the guy collects the neighborhoods food scraps for her, the garbage the old sow eats is the fertilizer for the streaky bacon the hog will be one day.
Mmm...what a delicious little factoid.
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