Talk to the Goat
Jay, is there anyone who can make being sick and miserable sound as funny as you do? I think not.
Feel better - and fer cryin' out loud, take care of yourself woman!
Okay? 
Sweetie, hope you feel better soon! I thought you Canucks got practically free drugs and stuff up there, what gives?
Jay, my love, I am very bummed to hear your illness has gone so far as to have you beating yourself up. At least you're not cutting yourself. I hope this bug is exorcized from your system pretty damn soon before you break a toth or something.
Seriously, I have to figure out a way to hang out with you long enough to get some lyric ideas. You are mining a world filled with experiences and emotions I have little contact with but great empathy for. When I get the CD finished and the promotion organized, we have to talk. Thanks for your kind words on my posted song. Wait until you hear the studio version.
I'd compare strep throat more to dragging a cheese grater down your throat and swallowing a cup of lime juice. Good times.
You have a habit lately of dropping dramatic bombshells and leaving out the details. We still have no idea why you called 911 so many times.
I guess those details are left to those who don't rely on your public forum for updates on how you're doing.
ummm... congrats on the weight loss
Can we here the mad black woman story?
Yeah..sick days are awesome and what about the bedding.
You know I'm confused.
Laptop's are dangerous things.
By the way, I gave you an award the other day, and couldn't get on your site to tell you.
Get well soon. BTW: Did you ever get a tattoo?
Shit that's a lot of nastiness all strung together. Add in the 911 stuff from last time and a reader might start to wonder about your well being. Take care!
Hope you get feeling better soon, nothing worse than inflicting some bodily harm upon your cold ravaged body, watch out for those laptops, they are quite dangerous!
There's nothing to forgive. I'm more worried about your health.
Though i did enjoy reading the word thigh.
At least it made an interesting story. Sorry you're on deaths door.
Ack! Strep Throat is horrid! Quit trying to work non-stop to pay for drugs, all the time at work still won't pay for your funeral if you work yourself to death while being so sick.
Get better dear girl. But first give your strep to Jason so you can laugh at him.
Are you and my BBFK related? She broke her toe on the sofa the other day!
It sounds like you've had a terrible time my dear! I hope you start feeling better soon.
What's up with the beginning of this post? Oh and the 911 calls from the last one? You've got me worried!
Wow, that's some fit of sneezing you got. I'll be careful around the laptop from now on. I got a 24-hr fevers and chills, and now phlegm is producing blocking my breathing passages. Maybe we caught the same virus almost running into each other.
May you feel better soon. Pretty nice job you did on this from your bed of pain.
You had me at phlegm.
All is forgiven. Now go get some rest.
Oh boy Jay. I hope you feel better soon. I know the girls and I havent felt the best in a while now and Bris sleeping in my bed as I sit here and type. She has been sleeping with Kora at night because she wants to be close to some one when she isnt feeling well and I am not ready for bed when she is. I hate seeing my little ones sick or anyone for that matter. These summer colds are the worst because of the heat. I hope it gets better soon again. Drop us a line when you are feeling up to it. But who ever said it up above you do make things funnier when you are sick.
Ok, I'm starting to think whatever you did a while back, I don't know....kicked a homeless guy or something, is coming back to get you. Karma is a bitch. I'm thinking you're gonna have to un-do the act somehow.
No, no, no....I'm only kidding. But, man, you can't catch a break! Hope you feel better soon.
I hope things get better for you. When they do, I'ld like to hear more about you being held captive by a mad black woman threatening to bust a cap in my ass.
you're like a mom, putting others ahead of you until you reach the point that you're going to drop, but then you still don't, because there is no time.
hope you feel better and force yourself to get some rest.
Yeah, OK... you made a strong enough case. Get over it soon though.
Totally forgiven.
Now take CARE of yourself... geez...
I'm starting to not feel so good just from reading this post.
But at least I now understand about the necessity of the officer.
Get better Jay, dang!
LOL, very creative.
I think I heard your sneeze over here in France.
Am trying to figure out how I can send you some home-made chicken soup...
This sounds like a phlegm-phlagm story...
Feel better, Jaysophine. 
And yet you did. Being sick is sometimes actually a vacation for me since I only do things if I want to and can make people think I'm being so generous.
I am so glad, I mean it, SOOOO glad that I am now not the only person in the world that this has happened to.
Seriously I think there should be a warning label on laptops about the dangers of actually using them on our laps.
Hope you feel better soon. And very good non-post.
Poor you! I hope you're feeling better soon!
forgiven
Oh man. Your life is stranger than fiction, but you sure write it up well.
I hope you feel better soon. I feel like washing my hands after just reading about that bedding. :-P
Yeah, if there's a sharp part of an object, I can find it using my pale thin skin. I usually notice the bleeding before the pain.
Must be a Jamie thing?
virtual chicken soup to you. XX
Poor you. I hope you feel better soon. Return to blogging when you can.
That's what I love about you,
The DEDICATION!
heheheeeee ...
Feel better soon, chicklet.
In older days Ladies with a black eye mumbeled something about having run into the door (it was always the door, even when everybody knew that the "door" was married to her).
You are truly and surely the first person ever to explain a black eye with having "run in the laptop". Hmhm humtahumta whohahaaa ... sorry
For the nice stories about mad women - I hope they will be told once? You are either working in a social institution or in a shop for lingerie.
man, yer fallin apart faster than a chinese motorcycle.
Sounds like you're about to melt into a puddle of mucus, misery, and gravy.
Best of luck.
maybe if you gave it to me, I'd have an excuse for the awful blogger I've become.
yap, i see completely why you can't write a post.
i'm so glad you were smart enough to resist the temptation..
get better soon!
Oh you poor girl! Is there anything worse than having to listen to your man laugh at you? Especially from the sickbed?
Hope you recover soon.
Wipe the smile off his face; when next out with him, flinch when he moves suddenly and tell anyone who will listen that he beats you.
Puss
Get well soon.
G.
Oye! You seem to have it all, poor thing! Hope you feel better soon.
Here's some more love coming your way.
At least now you have evidence that your life and problems are more significant than the snivelers - well done!
yikes~! mago sent me over to read what happened to you...i'm sportin an eyepatch...but only because of a tiny sty!
I hope you are feeling better, though the knot on the head, sorry funny
Get well soon!
(And tell Jason to stop snickering)
Hopefully you're getting better? If not, go see your doctor. You need to get well.
What in the sam hell is going on over there?
You are forgiven. Get better silly!
All for the sake of blogging??? You need to be nominated for some sort of blogging award for this, right?
Cyber Soup comming your way!!!
It couldn't have happenened to a nicer person.
You poor thing. I've been there dear.
We forgive you. And geez, you get a mad amount of comments.
We forgive you, Jay. Hope you feel better.
I laughed so hard at this post...and immediately felt a wee bit of guilt...it's not nice to laugh at sick people. Yet, here I am, still giggling.
Hope you feel better soon. Being sick blows.
You seriously need to check yourself into a spa for some much needed Jay time. Your body might be asking for help it would seem.
Take care and wear helmet for the next post...lol
Kate
Hmmmmm. Its funny, but we hear more about the mucus and less about the stuff filling Jay's life - mind you, its filling your head...
Get well - soon.
feel better..all over.
It seems your life is on parallel with misadventure. At least you have the gift of taking the awful and transforming it into hilarity.
Are you feeling any better?? I hope so. I know its not easy being sick but at least you dont have two little ones to chase around like I did when Brianna was a baby and Kora was 3. Yikes was that messy until Jeff came home from work.
I hope you are doing personal research on homelessness for a paper or something because your last few months have been mind boggling.
Take care of yourself and maybe start carrying a little bottle of hand disinfectant for those emergencies
poor baby
You need a bodyguard.
Why dont you drive? You're always taking public-bullseye transportation.
And kickin it w a girl? I do that all the time.
Sick? Gee, who duh guessed.
Get well ( :
What is up with everyone getting strep this summer?
I hope you are feeling better.
Wow, I stop reading blogs for a while and all hell breaks loose. Strep throat sucks (and not in a good way), hope you're feeling better soon.
Oh you poor darling! I feel for you.
I tried to send you soup but it leaked out of the envelope.
I hope by now you are feeling better!
Now that I'm done laughing, let me hug you.
Coat. Throat. Kill the goat. A triad of "oat"s, all in the beginning of the poa(s)t. Nice.
Hope, hope you are better. G
HANG IN THERE!
did you get the tat? i've been out of touch...
Awww, you poor thing. I hope your feeling better now! If not I could dig through the cupboards and send you some penicillin! I don't know how you managed what you did!! You surely didn't deserve a shot to the eye to boot!
Today? What about the last week?
i'm constantly in awe of how your writing can be so funny whilst also so painful.
Hope you're recovered now.
True story. Friend of a friend is a quadraplegic from sneezing and in the recoil bumped the back of his neck on to the open cupboard door.
Good ol' Jason.
Cure for any illness: Lots of whiskey.
I guess since everyone else does that I'll forgive you but I am doing so against my will and with the notion that it's just because I miss the snarkishly funny posts. Bring em back, sister.
I think you'd be a great Author for the subgenre of humor-horror. :>
I am both sympathatic and laughing.
I had cold and didn't want to make dinner so we ordered a pizza and when I bit into the pepperconi on the side the hot stinging juice went up through my glasses and straight into my eye.
This is what they call "insult to injury", huh.
Take Care, for reals!
-P
i must hear the story of the angry black woman. Of course once your abrasions and phelgm clear.
hope you are feeling better. forget work, get some sleep.
I really hope you're feeling better. Hopefully you got some good drugs.
I often think of you in the shower, just thought you would like to know.
as always, love you love the show, all my best:
JQP esq.
ok,, on to the next post
I think Jay is dead. She hasn't responded to my email, eek!
Ah, Jay, I hope you are better by now. This is no time to be sick!!
I hope the lack of recent posts doesn't mean that you are still battling this. Sore throats are the worst, aren't they. Even eating and drinking aren't pleasurable when your throat feels like a newly plowed field. I hope you are on the mend and that the coming months are much kinder to you.
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