Talk to the Goat
Ok... I'm off to facebook to build up your self esteem...
BRB
I'll totally vote you, "Best at everything" if you do me. Also, "Best at Emotional Manipulation".
ps. When I say, "do me" I mean reciprocate on the "Best at everything". Although.....
I'd totally be there for you....I, however, am still waiting for my friends to tell the truth about me! I think something got lost in all of the analysis by facebook's quiz people! I totally think they are just misinterpreting the real meanings!
Yup! that's totally it!!
i don't have facebook, not sure if i should get it or not, but my three kids all have it. last week my oldest daughter showed me a pic of my 14 year old niece slamming vodka shots and proud to show everyone she has as friends. i'm not liking facebook right about now.
I'm on MySpace, where I landed only because a life-long friend had a blog there and insisted I should join. Although I've sort of re-connected with a few folks from whom it was nice to hear, mostly it's just high school "friends" I barely knew or said a word to requesting I be their friend. I've denied a few.
If FaceBook's merely more of the same, then I'll pass.
I guess I can see how single people might enjoy using such sites, but for we dedicated married types, they're nothing more than an occasional stop and a consistent nuisance.
I hope niece of "better safe" didn't get her inspiration from Saint Vodka of the Martini.
I mostly use it for keeping track of events I'm going to - anyone who tries to dump six million applications on me is asking for a one-way ticket to Deleteville.
Facebook? nah. I'm on myspace and that's more than enough.
If you are also there, then add me and I'll say all sorts of sweet things about you on it. 
Poor Jay. I think you are a goddess of words. Only someone with the smartest of brains can put it all out there like you. You don't need Facebook to tell you how smart you are!
But at any rate you can be my Facebook friend, that will make a whopping four for me *L*, and I will make sure you are showered with comments about how intelligent you are and not how sexy and drunken you can be!
Or we could just be kooky and zany and pet each other's Fluff Friend.
I have avoided facebook..i don't want to know what "those" people think of me
I'll admit to Facebook, jusst not to filling in any questionnaires or sending drinks. I think I did send you a rose early on in my infatuation. And I'm sorry i can't meet your last qualification.
Jay I have to say I have a facebook account but I have to say I cant stand it really. I like my blog and such. I am not into who knows me the best and that crap. I am a boring person and always have been. LOL..
I signed up for FaceBook... out of curiosity... got sucked in for a couple of weeks and now (hopefully) am on even keel. But that too is debatable in a conventional sense because... well... I'm me.
I'd be more than happy to improve your Facebook scores to make you look as awesome as you are. Just tell me what I have to vote for.
Facebook sucks hours out of the day. My friends are mostly lame and don't vote for any of that stuff, though they did think that I am most likely to blow my fortune at Starbucks...so true!
You mean to tell me that no one sent you "the most impressive with the smoothest legs"?? I'm shocked! Hey, I'm willing to help if you do, too. My self-esteem could use a bi of a kick!
So, see you on facebook? You'll find me under my nickname (CS)
All I do on Facebook these days is feed my lil Pet, do the movie quiz because Vics has twice as many points as me and get my ass kicked on Scrabble.
As for being "handcuffed" together...I didn't say a word. I swear.
They have all that shit on facebook? Really? Is this to make everyone feel as if they are back in high school? Thankfuly I have never been there and now that I have heard what all goes on there I doubt highly that I shall ever visit.
I'm on facebook but I think my daughter is my only friend. I never look for anyone though and I'm pretty certain no one looks for me either. Wonder why I bothered...
See? I knew there was a reason I jumped OFF of Facebook... 
Whew. Good thing I'm just a hat with some squiggley words underneath.
I add facebook friends too -- those who'll put up a week playing a game of scrabbles with me.
Just don't install the scary apps! I'm new to facebook, and saw some of my friends were using that rating system of which you speak. I thought, "stay the hell away!" Gotta protect the fragile ego. There are ways to do that without avoiding the site entirely. Just, you know, stick to sharing recipes and music and stuff .
okay, if you insist...tsk...
i'll vote for you in the most unorganized category.
Before I vote you in for the Science one, I'm going to need to see proof.
i'm amazed at all the actions they have for super poke now. i dry humped you. you're welcome. ta da.
I have not been to Face Book. I'm one of those un-cool kids with a My Space.
Hunny - I'll throw all my wisdom at you, anytime. Cheerio - yer sexy, lovely and simply mmmmaaaaaaah!
I bet you sing sweeter than a bright yellow canary, smell like a cool rain shower on a hot July night...And who, I say WHO could look beter than you, toe cleavage and all!
Well, hello cutie pie with dolls. I love it out of the blue like that.
I have avoided and will continue to avoid facebook, but if I have to go there to vote for you, I will do it....LOL
What category do you need built up the most?
No Facebook for me. But rest assured that if I did, I would vote you most bestest everything.
I shut down my facebook but if I ever open it up again I'll be sure to at least poke you and throw food at you and send you a cocktail. That was about the totality of my applications.
That's why my Facebook is strictly non-polled. I don't care what you think about me as long as you don't let me know.
Add me if you wish. Just search for mojo shivers and ye shall find.
My reason for reading your posts is the down to earth content plus the other reasons a guy may have, the sharing of your more intimate moments as well as your daily grind which you describe in the grand manner, also that which I have not said that I should not say, should be considered said.
My posts on Facebook are in my archives, July 31-07 and Nov 15-07
Facebook has become a major source for identity theft. Vest.x
I hate how people ridicule me for having Facebook considering I've had an account long before it was popular.
Love your point-of-view though. Very much so. The truth isn't as often funny as you've put it but there you have it.
Ugh... I fully intend to be the last person on the planet that has not signed up to Fakebook.
Just stay away from the whole Facebook thing. I hear it's like crack.
No facebook for me. Seems like a waste of valuable time. Time I could spend staring at the floor or something.
Those networking sites creep me out. I'd probably be the last person to get stalked or whatever. But still, I just can't do it.
Ha! Great summation of Facebook, my Facebook Friend!
To be constantly reminded that I am an asshole would be too much , especially when its totally untrue, I think?, or are these people who have criticised my unfolded past, simply jealous of my achievements and past glory.
Read about me. Vest.
I got voted "more talented" once. That was the only thing I ever got voted on.
I've avoided Facebook - and know I know why! I've barely recovered from being unfriended on MySpace - who wants to add to that??
Facebook. Need more time. Hardly any for this place. Right?
I haven't taken the Facebook plunge ... yet. I do have quite a bit of vacation time between now and the end of the year, though.
i spent about 5 minutes on facebook before saying "what a piece of shit" and haven't gone back.
i've learned my lesson after getting temporarily hooked on cigarettes rather than quitting after the first loust tasting one.
I am so NOT into the Facebook aps. I don't even understand how they work or what the fuck they are asking for most of the time. It figures that you could make them interesting to me. You're the only person I know who can make a walk to the store sound like a full length comic drama. Just give me directions, Jamie and I'll lie about you all you want.
Facebook is evil...yet I can't stay away.
I try and avoid those things!
I love Facebook. I had been trying to track down old school friends on the net for years. When Facebook became popular I found ever single person I went to school with on it. It's is extremely entertaining to see how everyone turned out. Some look the same and others are totally unrecognizable. I have a Myspace account and find it completely useless.
I, your obedient servant, am off to vote for 'best science'--Saint Vodkarella.
Facebook scares the. .out of me.
Smoothest legs! ^_^
You've inspired me to make up new Facebook categories.
Facebook? You do Facebook? I won't go near that.
Hee hee. I actually tried blogging in there but no one reads in Facebook. They just give virtual gifts and pinches to each other. So I'm back out here blogging.
Hah! You're a freak, dear, and you know it. Very happy Thanksgiving, and be thankful that Goats don't end up on the table, yes?
It's a bit virtual high school in there. Even though I've got some people on my list who probably wouldn't talk to me if I met them in the mall, my list of friends is so darn short. Like I need more reminders of my social ineptitude.
"Smoothest legs" will have to stay on hold until I have completed a closer and more thorough evaluation...
I dumped Facebook because you didn't choose me as "Your Hottest Friend."
I have avoided Facebook and also MySpace, actually. And if my luck holds, I shall continue to do so forever.
I hope you win, though, in all the categories.
Mwaaaaahhhhhh.
I lurrrrve Facebook.
You DO smell good!
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