Talk to the Goat
Did that work?
Get.Out.
Did you slap him or laugh it off?
I wrinkled my nose at him and ran for the bakery!
I'd like to pop his balls out of his pants and jump on them like venomous spiders.
Yup.
I'm with Jeannie!
Wow, you must have awesome breasts, or you grocery shop at a porn shop.
Yup, Jeanie has the winning comeback.
Ugh, hopefully you said it was a no feeding zone.
Holy! I obviously shop at the "quiet" grocery store...
I thought this was going the way of, "Why the long face?" but no. It was better.
A little voice inside my head tells me that you've not really finished the story...
The man is right though, boobs and gummy bears do have a lot in common.
You really do have 'one of those lives' don't you Jay? I hope the creeps stop soon...
Ewwww.
Jeannie's welcome to stop by my house and pop off one-liners any time, btw.
He totally would've had me at gummy bear.
What flavor of gummy bear was he hoping for?
I'm going to find that guy and sue him for stealing my line! (It works, on average, one out of six times.)
i guess he found you attractive?
You know, any time I wonder, "Do people really say those kinds of things," all I have to do is wander over here to have it confirmed.
Oh, and Jeannie, I wasn't aware that venomous spiders had a habit of popping people's balls out of their pants. I'll have to watch out for that.
So can I?
um gross.
And you said?
Holy weirdo batman!
I didn't know gummie bears were breast gnawers! Well!
Seriously, where the fuck do you live??????
And he didn't even say please.
Being a diabetic, your gummie bears just might put me into one sweet coma...
Better change grocery stores.
And this is the "kinder, gentler" Canada? 
gnaw?
gnaw...
...oh my...
that's wrong.
That's a line I've never used.
And your response was?
Uh. Where do you buy your groceries?! :P
You really attract some weirdo's my dear!
:o/
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does he still have teeth or had he already lost them?
can't say that I blame him
You have an interesting effect on men. However, that was rather rude. I would NEVER knaw on the breast of a beautiful woman such as yourself. I would treat you far more gently. Unless, of course, you like not so gentle.
Hey there. Yes I have to say I would have run also. Men sometimes. Yikes.. Have a great story to tell about Friday night at work but havent gotten around to it yet.
That is insanely disturbing.
And who says charm is a dead art?
So would I delightfully daring delicious damsel. How long is the queue?
This is an acceptable thing to think, but an unacceptable thing to say. I wonder what causes the erosion of that barrier or if that barrier ever existed in that man's mind.
I sincerely hope he didn't catch you so off guard that you couldn't outwit his ass.
It seemed like a good idea at the time
You need to know about this.
Is that what gummie bears do? O_o My childhood is now officially ruined 
The red gummy bears do look a little bit like nipples...
I SAID a little bit...don't get on me, ok?
A guy walks up to me in the store and says, "I'd like to remind you that it's Senior Discount day." Strangely, I'd take your experience over mine.
God - he must be a toothless piece of S$%t.
Gummy bears never last long enough to be chewed let alone gnawed at.
I cant condone that sort of behavior at all, I mean who the hell gnaws breasts anyway !
Take care Jay - always enjoy reading your posts 
Cheers
Kiwi Mark
So, when do we get to hear the end of the story? There IS more... isn't there?
Ewwww...
but you obviously got great tits to make men lose the last of their brain cells. Be proud. 
:O
Was he all creepy & gross? That's they was I pictured him.
Finally finished reading the entire blog, cover to cover so to speak. Ever gotten the distinct feeling you're getting bullshitted?
This made me laugh out loud. So I thought I'd leave a comment
And I hope you told him thank you! hah
This was pretty much a month ago, where are you girl?
Your crazy ascetic challenge is now over right?!
Wow, never mind how I talk sometimes, I would never do anything like that.
wrong guy wrong place wrong time.
Srsly. I'm still trying to figure out if baja hoodie bookstore guy actually thought he had a chance or was just being a perv.
SIGH....
I wish my posts were half as good as the comments.
Only one? Did he say which one? How insulting to its twin sister.
Awesome. I love gummi bears.
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