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I recently traded love letters with a certain someone. You wouldn't want those, Jay. Some of them do top 70 pages each and there a couple that top 100.

Whoowee, that's long.


Okay, I'm in. Send me an addy.


I'd love to send you a love letter. Hope you can read my handwriting though!


I'll give it a shot.


Sex is easy, love is hard. Love is in how a person views it.

I view love on a scale of one to ten. I love a person I just met at a one for example. I love some of my friends at a 2 or 3. I love you at a 2.

It would take a 5 or 6 for me to consider someone as a mate. The higher numbers are reserved for couples that have been together for years and developed a deeper love and respect for each other.

I love Helen in a paternal way, not a romantic way.

I guess I haven't wrote a love letter for years. Not one that didn't include a lot of references to sex anyway.

But romantic love does include a lot of sex, or lust, and why not?

And it seems that the more modern we get, the more confusing it gets.

Toss in my spiritual journey and it gets even more complicated because I think that we are spiritual beings using human bodies for great physical sex.

Well I'm a big help aren't I? LOL


"Blogging is just masturbating without the mess."

LOL, well it's at least masturbating your mind. But mental masturbation is okay, it's how we work things out. Or try too anyway.

But the world is getting so complex. I'm sure that I could only have a good relationship with a basic country gal that hasn't got a lot of needs and likes the beaches and mountains.

But at least I know what is right for me.


I send love letters to my kids. They get all of mine.


Would be in German ... and handwritten ... if you like ... needs a little time ... nice new pic, friendly ...


yes please, i would like to send you a love letter.

contact me.


jay, i luuurve this idea! please do send me your p.o. box and i will try to find the lovely something i've been saving since first year university.


I used to do love letters. To boys, and when none of them were reciprocated or responded to? i kind of gave it up.

if you want me to make up a fictional one, i will. send me some info.


Writing a Love Letter?

It would turn into porn and be laced with them such as "Spider-Man Pajamas" and "I can't believe it's not butter".

I think I'm too smart assy to write a love letter, but if you really want me to, I could try.


How about me writing the love letter on my blog? Would that do?


What the hell is "writing"? It sounds an awful lot like "typing". You mean I should use my fancy "handwriting" font?


I'm in...but even though I fancy myself a writer, I don't think I can write a decent love letter to save my life.

send me your addy.


Wow, what an idea! I have one for you, if you send me the p.o box #.


"From behind" is inappropriate?!? Alas, perhaps that is why my love remains unrequited...

So let me be upfront with you--send me your address.


You know, I'm not sure I have any love letters anymore. You are so right that e-mail is killing the love letter, much like the MP3 is killing the CD.


I don't write love letters. But my husband used to when we were going out 30 years ago. And I'm pretty sure I still have them. If you you really really want copies, I will hunt for them but you have to really really want them.
justmejeannie@gmail.com


**sigh**

I have none...I suck at writing...and I would LOVE to get some.

MUCH LUCK with this!!


I think I've only ever sent lust letters. ^_^


only if you promise to answer


calligraphy? this I can do!


I have a stack of love letters my husband wrote to me when we were still dating (living cross-country from each other for a few months had some benefits). Reading them now.... I alternate between laughing hysterically, blushing and just getting that lovely warm rush.


I received a love letter from 'Salina yesterday - so of course I blogged it!

I received many love IMs and texts when V and I were long distance, but so true that the old fashioned paper variety are very sparse.


For all of the love poetry I have penned, I have yet to ever send a love letter. The recipients of my affections have always been near by. Granted this doesn't include the ever romantic "Do you like me? Please mark ()yes or ()no." little notes form my prepubescant years.


ok. i'll send 'em. where to?


I'm sure I must have something, somewhere, and I just hope it's not in German! Anyway, send me your PO Box. If I find one from the good ol' days, I'll send it. Can I also scan it (colour, of course) and e-mail it.


Why write a long, sappy love letter telling your true love how much you care for them when you can just text "LUV U 4EVAH XOXOXOXO!" *Sigh* How romantic.


It must be a woman thing because I don't know that I've ever received a love letter nor have I yearned for one. Although I have written one -- yes just one. And all me Romeo but she melted. She loved it. I am just that suave.


Please do send your address! I'd love to send you a love letter, perhaps even to you! And who knows, perhaps a note from some young men as well.


I don't do love letters, but I might send you a card for Inappropriate Card Day (2/16).


i've never written a love letter, but i have been known to leave send little notes with lunches, guess that's as close as i'll ever come. i've also never received, it's a lost art for me and my family already. i wouldn't even know how to begin one.


what a good idea..
hope you receive lots and lots and lots of interesting love letters..
xo


Love letters. Lets see here I have never recieved a love letter in my life from anyone.. But I suppose I could do to dwindle one up and send. E-mail me and I will get one out as soon as possible.. Talk soon.


It would be my first. I would love to try! Where do I send it?


I'm currently reading Love In the Time of Cholera and it mentioned one character had mastered the art of the love letter but when he decided to try and publish them it was no longer fashionable. I didn't realize love went out of style.


I am the most unromantic person alive. I also love a good challenge. Send me your addy, I'll give it a shot.


I usually write love poems. Would that suffice?


ohh great .. I'm sure your post-box is flooded with varied fragrances already .. :>)


Cool idea ... I hope you get stacks. I sort of believe in deep caring rather than "romantic" love, so I'm not sure I'd be any good at love letters as such. I hope you post the best ones for us to read.


Im in! mmm_mishy@hotmail.com


Never a dull moment in your life, eh?


I'm so boring and old.. I have nothing - but I love this idea and I'd love to hear about what you receive.


Well....you look so sweet, and you look so nice as the wind blows through your nightie!

Your tits hang loose like the balls on a moose! Oh me, oh gosh, oh mightie!

I'll hump you once, I'll hump you twice, I'll hump you once to often!

I'll hump you till we both are dead and buried in our coffin!


I was hoping you'd say you'd write a love letter a day to each of your readers and we could all receive one, but since I'm comment #46, that'll mean I'd not get my love letter till late in February 2009... I use to be good with love letters... what happened? should I try again?


Dictionary Definitions and Love letters.

Kayser-Fleischer ring......(only because the martinis help-lol)--not intended to mean anything-I just opened up my medical dictionary and I'd never heard of this either!

I'm just trying to lamely tie it in.......and I Heart your blogs!!!!!.

Happy Valentines Day and may you receive a part of each persons soul that you care to keep from each Love letter you receive.

Beautiful Blog Jay,

Blessings,

John


I volunteer that you should start writting your own 'the art of modern love letters' with your own words such as 'throbbing' in the second paragraph of the first letter. I'll definetely buy the book.


I read that review and was fascinated by the book. Here's the comment I left there:

I have some old love letters that a girl sent me after camp back in 7th grade. She was a year older -- and more experienced. She decorated the envelopes with colored marker drawings. Not one bit of plain paper remained after she was finished. I wish I could find them and scan them into the computer to show folks how letter writing was before the days of e-mail.

I still treasure a hand-written letter above all other forms of communication.


I found a letter my husband wrote to me just before my daughter was born 3 years ago. Tucked in my purse, I think I read it quite regularly the first few months of her life. It was handwritten on hotel stationary, as he was travelling and away, on our wedding anniversary.
I have a lot of letters from him when we were first dating, but this one probably meant more to me, because after 20 years and two kids together, the love, well, it's still there.
Thanks for this post Jay. If the words weren't so private I would send a copy to you.


I don't think I believe in romantic love anymore. Maybe I've been married to my high maintanence man for too long, lol!


hello, on the subject of writing, how about this:


http://peacharse.blogspot.com/20...nly- one_10.html


I was reading about this book yesterday ... in the Star maybe? It sounded interesting.


HHmm book sounds good...my last love did inspire murder but I never wrote her a letter...I'd like to send her a bill...would that count??


Oh good grief. I'll probably write the filthiest thing ever, and it'll probably be late. But that's okay. Because it'll be the best. That's me counting myself in, by the way.


will you write love letters back?


Just discovered your blog - and I'm up to this mission . Send me your address and I'll send you one that will never get sent to its intended recipient...


What fun! Send me an addy!




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