Talk to the Goat
i broke a blender once by blending in a spoon... on accident. you may laugh now 
I just recently found your blog and I now find myself addicted! I too am resolving to get a new tattoo and have a lot more sex. #1 is far easier to accomplish then #2 but I'm not giving up hope! Cheers to you!
Tats are always fun. what will you get? Of course sex is fun too. Can you get a tat and sex all at the same time?
New tattoos are always perfect for new beginnings and sex is always perfect at any time.
I so loooove italian food. I look forward to seeing some new italian additions at Sweet Jay's. Sounds like an interesting community you're living in.
What sort of tattoo are you contemplating Jay?
As above .. I am addicted and have been for a while .. though I lurk .. voyeur? Maybe .. anyway concerned about you and that little time away and the change of scene .. whats up?
As to tat .. I would have one but Wife has told me no sex if I do .. so no tat have I. When you get one post a photo, if done right they are works of art.
I didn't know that my grandfather's penchant for donning a sport coats and loafers whenever he leaves the house was due to his Italian Heritage.
Ooh a new tattoo, any idea as to what it will be yet?
every time i think about getting another tattoo the thought of the spending a month keeping it moist and clean changes my little mind.
more sex can have consequences too.
Oooooh what tattoo you going to get? And where?
The more "urgent" tattoo that I want is rather large on my back of a tree, to go underneath a previous tattoo. I keep thinking of something japanese, like a cherry blossom, but ultimately I am drawn to something black and imposing, with lots of dead, gnarled branches .
But I also want one that stretches on the back of my calf, a patch of grass with flowers growing out all the way up to the back of my knee, only instead of flowers on the stems, I want letters of the alphabet.
sex with whom?
I admire one of your goals.
I like both goals, and look forward to reading your conquests!
Jay,
Top goals. Tattoo and more sex. I got two new tattoos last October and ended the year with a sex fest. Not sure these events were linked but who cares!
It's spring, go on, indulge yourself.
This advice was given free by Dr Dan the Indulgence Man. With Dr Dan no indulgence is too great.
I think I'll join you on number 2!
I've never had a tattoo and I forgot what sex is like.
The only thing that seems to excite me is one of those industrial blenders. WROOM WROOM.
I'm such a sad case sometimes.
Sod the sex, get a power shower - at least it's reliable *grin* AND you finish up cleaner than you started..
Looking forward to the tat pics though..
Watch out for the old Italian women. Their elbows are sharpened every night and those purses are loaded with bricks.
There are days I think you need to be more careful about who does your tattoo than who does you, but that's just my twisted brain talking. Get someone good for both.
Good for you goals, they're as much fun as kicking soccer balls at two year olds.
What the Pluck?
No tats for me, and any sex would be more sex!
Thanks for stopping by my blog. Looks like I got a lot of exploring to do here!
Why did you kill the goat?
Stop plucking and start fucking.
I want to have another tattoo, too but I forgot! So thanks for reminding me :D
And thank you as well for visiting me...
I have a tat of a woman/tree (hard to describe) on my back. She/it has her/its arms stretched out, reaching. When a friend saw it for the first time, she said "It's a crucifixion." I had to agree. Otherwise, I think a phoenix would be appropriate for you right about now.
Sounds like a really cool neighborhood. I'd love to live there. Of course, I'd love to have a new tattoo and a lot more sex, too, but that's not anywhere on the horizon. Dang.
Have fun!
I finally decided on a new tatt. Unfortunately I don't have the cash for it. Of course when I do have the cash I'll probably be pregnant again so I'll have to wait awhile before I get it which sucks because I'm sooo craving a new tatt.
I didn't stop plucking soon enough so my tats are eyebrows.
Sex is good. More is better. Hope you aren't thinking those loafers are looking sexy...
They must have the tampons and depends separated at that grocery, or else you'd be getting run over.
Those are a couple damn good resolutions.
Hope you're feeling better!
That same lazy lady must go to the same beach as I do. I feel like I have to babysit her kid so he doesn't drown since she's too lazy eating chips to watch him.
Tattoos are sexy and will likely lead to more sex.
More sex is always good.
Why stop plucking? Plucking is good too. I pluck all the time.
I second the more sex thing, here here!!!
As in... I'd also like some more please, and send it here. Heh.
I'm sorry that your day at the park sucked balls, I woulda given that pigeon feeding women one heck of a glare.. heh.
Hope all is going well at this point for ya.
More sex is always good. or so I've heard. 
I have a copy of 'bite me' in Mandarin, but have no idea where I want to get it done...so for now I just have the 3 tattoos.
I strongly believe in your resolution v2.0! I didn't know you had tattoos, so that's a "new" thing for me, too. What do you have now? Tattoo post, I say!
OMG! I made the very same resolutions this year. Lets be best friends!
I don't think I would have been able to restrain myself from snatching that kid and telling off mommy. At some college game recently a little kid got tackled while standing on the sidelines. He was fine, fortunately, but I'll never forget that sight- and the crying.
Stupid people.
I think you should have sicced the dirty birds onto the errant mother!
Every time I considered tattoos, I kept changing my mind on what I wanted.
If you have that problem with sex, that is okay in this day and age - tattoos are permanent.
Might I remind you that a good sex life is only an arms length away?
You were more restrained than I could ever hope to be with the lazy mother. As for the birds...ugh...I would have moved as well.
I'm thinking I like v2.0. I would have a hard time with needles though so the tatoos might not work unless I could get the temporary ones. When you talked of trees I was thinking something like and old bonsai tree...with gnarly limbs and the like. Or something like one of those trees you see in the movie Fern Gully.
If youj find out how to go about having more sex, let me know. I didn't know people still did that.
Every day I awake with the second resolution, regardless of how much sex I may or may not have had the previous day, I always feel that there could have been more. I have had days that were essentially entirely about sex and the following day I would be like, "you know, there were a few minutes yesterday when I was not having sex that I believe I could have." I could go to an all day orgy and the next day I would feel that maybe I could squeeze in a little more.
I think I've made my point...
I want a tattoo too, but I told myself I won't get one until I reach my goal weight. Let's just say I may never get a tattoo.
Goodness gracious are parents pathetic now a days. My girls arent allowed near a field where they are playing ball games. If you do take them you dont just let them wonder. Yikes.
A tatoo is cool but you will never see me with one. I am a wuss. LOL.. I suppose after two c-sections anything is possible but no thanks. I will keep the tatoos for the people that can handle the peeling of skin and the discomfort.
Now sex on the other hand is very useful for all kinds of things. LOL... I hope your new resolutions work out fo you as your original two did. Have a great day. N.
I would go with the sex part...though, my current drought would equal a single good shag in a year.
And I'm scared of needles, therefore cancelling out any hopes or wants of a tattoo.
#2 sounds great. Where can I sign up for more of that?
As they said on Friends, "I want more of the sex."
I finally got my first tattoo about a year and a half ago and it taught me a huge lesson: speak up if you're not completely happy! Yes, I am the dumbass who let somebody tattoo me with a design I didn't completely like because she had drawn it for me and I didn't want to offend. I really think the experience has made me a lot more forthright, so I guess that's something.
Those are my two resolutions every year. Sadly the same person prevents both from fruition.
Tomato squeezers.
You're on top of your game sweetie
I live surrounded by little old Italian people...I grew up in that neighborhood (in the states)...and they are at all my family functions. Last night you should have seen my 86 year old father sitting outside, he was reading his new Dishwasher installation booklet..while he watched the neighbor cut the grass. Everything you do is their business.
Tats on the back..cool. Tats on the calf, not so much. my opionion.
I like the tree idea. Bonsai? Japesnes Maples are pretty..I always wanted one in my yard.
I will never get a tattoo..cause I think they look stupid on old people and I hope to be an old person one day..
Wow I seem so negative today, I better work on that...
I've been thinking about a new tat too. But, since it took me months to choose the first, this will likely never happen. Good luck with the other resolution
What a picture you painted of your local grocery store and it's inhabitants!
Aren't laxatives and toilet paper also on the feminine hygiene aisle?
It's good to have goals - and ones that can be quickly/easily achieved.
Blenders are noisy.
i've wanted a tat since i was 16. i'm 32 and still have no idea what i'd get or where i'd get it.
good for you!
What kind of tattoo are you thinking of getting...
And the most important question is.... where?
Sounds like you're in the market for a couple new appliances.
'eager tomato squeezers'! Love it. Thanks again for visiting me, and I will definitely be back. Your humor is contagious.
I`m glad your writing has`nt suffered.
resiliant , disciplined(oooh) and funny.
have a great day
::somewhere else:::
*jealous
So glad to hear you so upbeat!
You are hilarious! Eager tomato squeezers, withdrawl from plucking. I could name others.
Ink always makes things better.
My shopping trips always coincide with the hordes of octogenarians out for their afternoon kill-Avery-with-the-land-yacht cruise. Once they park their ten tons of vehicular homicide, they shuffle their way in and then remain firmly planted in the center of any aisle I decide to walk down. Then they get in line (ahead of me, of course) and unfailingly pay with a check and take six years writing it.
I feel for ya.
I have a blender because after a night of drinking, I pissed of my neighbor by admitting that I had slept with the man that she was interested in. She got all huffy and walked out without her blender.
I have never owned a blender before.
If you'd like to come over and make frozen drinks, I don't mind if the blender gets broken because I didn't buy it.
Please understand that I may have slept with someone that you're interested in dating. I'm just like that, okay?
Just so long as YOU understand that I probably slept with your brother.
Twice.
Amen sister!
If I didn't have this severe reaction to pain, I would get me a tattoo. That's probably why I have such rotten luck with men. Maybe a Henna Tattoo and then the sex will come to me!
I hate those people that use motorized carts in the supermarket even though they don't need them ... they drive me crazy ... get it?
Sounds like you live near my hood
Tattoos and sex. You really know how to start a fire, dontcha? *lol*
I like half of your resolutions. Can't do needles because of my low theshold for pain. (Yea I', a 47 yr old man and a puss, so what.) I'm in to more sex. Now if I can convince the wife...
that is a perfect description of those wee little ladies, why on earth do they have that sour puss face?
i don't have any tats, too old before it became fashionable, but i do have a spanking brand new blender
Yay! Haloscan is finally back.
Re: last post, may I come there and slap a certain librarian silly?
And a new tat, more frilly knickers and LOTS of sex sounds good Jay.
Yay! The Evil Twin has promised to design me a new tattoo for Mother's Day! What could be more romantic than that?
Those are great ideas for tats. I love gnarled trees that look like Bonsai, and the letters instead of flowers is fantastic. It's YOU!
I wanted one since childhood of a crescent moon with a single star in the corner. Then I found out that it was the Turkish flag. Oops.
Neighborhoods called Little Italy never have crime problems, so you're in a good place. I think that home is really just wherever you find yourself.
Hey, you stealin' my resolutions are ya?
-P :>
well done as always...
That seems reasonable to me. But where and what of the tattoo?
Will we know soon enough?
I always vow to get a new tattoo. They're damn addictive.
And as for the more sex thing... I think I'm growing cobwebs down there.
I love hummus & will now try it with cucs...yum.
I agree with you about home not being a place too & sometimes I lose mine too...it's unsettling to say the least.
I've added you to the Canucks Love Train! Check out my blog for the deets!
Sweetheart, most of the problems of the world could be cured by the more sex one. Go for it!
I think more people need to make resolutions like those!
How funny, I was just telling Brian yesterday that I needed a tattoo.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/uBOX1viO.jpg
Hahahaha! Those Italians think they still dress that way over here...and they do not! I see these pinched pleated ladies every day!
Hell, I know nothing of the first tattoo and to help with the 2nd resolution, I know a few willing guys.
Or gals.
I think you've built up a fan club for your new resolutions.
I wonder. What's the best place to get a tatoo so that it won't sag or disappear in the wrinkles of old age?
Worthy endeavors, indeed.
I haven't been doing too well with my resolutions this year. But if I had those two resolutions... yeah, no difference.
I have a feeling I've missed something... maybe a lot. I'm seeing a lot of sad postings on a previously happy Jay site.
Damn. I wander off to school for a couple of months and the world goes to hell.
I hope you're ok.
I'm sitting here in my board shorts relaxing after my last final Hoping you're warm and feeling better.
XX
DB
I was so excited when my last blender reationship started, it was so hot and heavy at the beginning, yogurt smoothies every morning, margaritas every night. Then just as quickly as it began things went sour and now we hardly ever see each other or spend any time together.
Where will the new tattoo be located?
I don't recall seeing other tattoo's.
Interesting stuff. Sure, those sound like fascinating goals. Are talking about more sex with one person, or just overall?
What kind of tatoo are we talking about. Does it mean something, or for the fun of it.
I never pluck anyway, so I can't relate with that one, thank goodness.
I have a blender, and I rarely use it. However, I like to crush ice, so it can be cool.
I really like your picture. Who took it?
Do you read all your messages?
I think that's enough questions for now.
Here, here! I second both notions. Glad to see you posting again
- that asile to yourself 
ok: how the H are you going to have yet MORE sex? I thought you two only stop to catch a breath... 
I do read all of my messages. Why would people leave them if I didn't?
I already answered the tattoo question above - so I guess the question is, do YOU read all the messages?
Sex is sex.
The more I see that picture, the more I itch to replace it. My eyelashes look too straight and my cheeks are doing that annoying thing they do. The guy who took it is not a professional photographer but he likes to play around with a lens.
Vest - I certainly don't show them to just anyone.
I like goats, girl goats because goat milk is soooooo delicious.
I hate tattoos, unless they're really, really cool, like I have a friend with a big, growling tiger in the small of her back, but most tattoos are really dumb, so if you get a new one, get a tiger or something cool like thay, OK?
I hate grocery shopping, it bores me out lol. && especially when I have to go early=P
I apartment sat in front of a neighborhood market that had early morning throngs too. Though this was in a dodgy part of town and the early risers were winos impatient for their breakfast shot of cheap booze.
I even discovered a place that served a wino breakfast... but I'll save that for another time.
We'll know soon enough.
i usually read all of YOUR messages, even though they are left for YOU, they are a big part of YOUR blog.
i actually like that pic, especially that colour of lipstick. i think the pic makes you look playful, without even seeing your eyes.
What is it about those soccer women? I've seen the same thing around here and it drives me fucking nuts.
I love your two new resolutions! Good luck with that!
Perhaps the harried mother took her daughter to the park because she knew that she would strangle the little girl if she stayed at home with her one more minute. Perhaps she knew that a flying soccer ball was far less dangerous than an over-tired woman at the breaking point.
I want a tattoo, too! My first one if I ever get one. As for sex, thank goodness for the BF. I get a good healthy dose!
Glad to know I'm not the only one who's concerned about what's happening in your life. I don't know you but it sounds like you made some pretty radical changes. I hope they're for the best, but it doesn't sound like you're on stable footing right now. Here's hoping the future looks bright for you...
I love your new resolutions. Long may they come true Jay.
My wife recently got her first tattoo -- at age 33! We had discussed how neither of us would ever have one, but it just took her getting to be friends with the "right" group of women, and blammo! She's marked for life.
I hope your big new tattoo comes out well.
It certainly will NOT be of a tiger.
you see, in my little world, the wife has alot to say about both. I think a new tattoo would me a lot less sex for me
What is it with parents who are afraid to PARENT their child(ren)? Has the Nanny State rendered us all fertile but impotent? Perhaps if these parents were yelled at by other parents they'd pull their collective heads out of their asses and parent their children.
Will we get to see a piccie of said new tatt? Pretty please?
Hey! Where is my comment? I said, "More sex?!?! I've never ever looked forward to your next post more than I do now."
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