Gravatar What kind of math and english were they teaching anyway?

I feel all dejected now, as I have never held a wiffle bat. I understand if you've got a couple of days, you can actually bludgeon someone to death with one of those. Would Cartman lie?


Gravatar If I have matching socks on, I call it a "random feature".


Gravatar Now I want to find out if there was a sponge factory.

Chris Pronger takes up spots 1-10 on my "punch in the face" list.


Gravatar And why you gotta dog Keanu?


Gravatar Guy who purchased a Hummer (H2) is totally on my list too. Sadly he lives down the street from me. I've only seen his wife drive it for grocery trips.


Gravatar Barb - You got get a wiffle bat. Nerf violence is cathardic.

Scotty - we're taking the man down one peg at a time.

Grace - You hold a grudge like OJ holds the spotlight. Let it go before OJ kills you... this analogy got off track, like Keanu's career after Bill and Teds 2 (A cinematic masterpiece. Honestly. "Death" is one of the greatest characters ever in a comedy.)

Shaz- we have a family we call the hummers down the street. They have an H2 and it doesn't fit in the garage. You'd think that might be a reason not to buy it.


Gravatar my uncle has an H2, BUT he has three young kids, it's good for storing junk, he is also eccentricly batshit.




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