Food in at least 3 different colors?
What's the point of that? How is that supposed to help the environment?
Hey, I just work here.
Well, Adam, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.
But I'll give you a hint: It starts with 'They're id' and ends with 'iots.'
What about green eggs and ham?
And I echo the WTF? on the color scheme demands--it's Denver, not Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory they're visiting!
another place you can make money:
lets see:
rent all usable space and sleep with susan at the lake
no wait rent susan's place and your places and sleep at the mission.
report outrageous (re: made up) for foriegn markets like uzbekistan. (example: senator kennedy caught giving blow job to obama)
grow organic veggies in rainbow colors in back yard for sale to caterers..
you're in the money ..dude
Actually the colors aren't about the environment, but another nanny-state concern: your nutritional needs. Different colors have different antioxidant and nutritional properties and all that happy crappy.
How about foods that combine red, green, and blue: black.
Like, let's see, Slim Jims.
Plus, I believe a couple of Slim Jims and a can of Red Bull pretty much take care of the entire food pyramid/rhomboid/oblate spheroid/whatever the fuck those idiots in DC are calling groupings of food these days.
Organic food for twice the price? I don't think they could get enough to feed everyone at any price. This ain't California.
Okay, they could serve up some of that field corn meant for animal feed and gas-o-hol. That takes care of the the locally grown yellow food. And how about some sugarbeet sugar? There's your white food. Purple wine grapes! I know they aren't as pretty as table grapes and they may have to open the bunches and clean out that organic mold. Finally, green back cut throat trout...definitely a Colorado native with both green and red. So there's one meal and for dinner.....?
Slim Jims and Red Bull.
And after that, alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
I keep muh Slim Jims and muh mentholated Tiparillos together in muh shirt pocket. They look nearly the same, muh eyesight's not what it used to be, have to run them under muh nose to be sure which is which.
Besides the excellent taste, I'm hopin' the preservatives in the Slim Jims will protect me. YOU CAN'T ROT A SLIM JIM. Drop one on the ground, dig it up in 2,000 years, it'll look the same.
Sometimes it's the small pleasures that make life worth livin'.
I think the Democrats should feast on Fruit Loops and Lucky Charms.
And pink Twinkies for dessert.
"I think the Democrats should feast on Fruit Loops..." Cannibalism is taboo in Colorado (I think).
It varies, Laurie.
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