Before you submit your nomination, you do need to ask yourself a few questions based on the new criteria for the Nobel Piec...er, Peace Prize:
- Do I support Communists, Socialists, and tyrants?
- Do I plan on surrendering to Islamists?
- Do I not mind a country whose leaders wish to literally wipe the biggest thorn in the Religion of Pieces off the face of the Earth getting nuclear weapons?
- Do I ferverently hold the religion of Man-Made Gorebal "Warming" to be the one and true religion despite growing evidence that it doesn't exist?
If you are not able to answer in the affirmative to at least three of those new criteria, don't bother.
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