I found a Santa Claus gnome on my lawn yesterday morning . . . went out to get my newspaper this morning and noticed he's mysteriously gone missing.
and you think you're crazy? 
OK. I read the title. ROTFLMAO!!
Now I have to get my first cuppa coffee of the a.m. Will be back shortly to read the rest.
OK, I'm now fortified with cofee. And it's a good thing, too, because...
"I had a two days growth of a beard, dressed in Batman pajamas, a huge winter coat, and giant furry bedroom slippers with Bugs Bunny’s face on the front of them. I was also pacing back and forth mumbling incoherently to myself."
Deep breath
Batman and Bugs. Could it possibly be any funnier than that?
Oh.Hell.No.
I need your take on my lastest Write your Own Caption. Particularly now that you're on Day 2 of no cigs.
oh no, you definitely did not have to be there to totally get this one!!
Batman PJs and Bunny slippers!! ROFLMAO!!
smoke
G 
Well I'm glad you enjoyed your TWO HOUR cup of coffee.
The stress of waiting for your "review" almost made me run out and buy a pack of cigarettes. But it was well worth the wait. I really didn't think it would translate well on the page. But I guess I was wrong.
OK, now I'm off to check out your "Write Your Own Caption".
Pam Wow, I really was wrong.
as if the description of your cat walking attire, not to mention the feact that you bungee'ed up your cat for walk weren't enough, you hit me with this:
don't you want your mail, mister?
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
what a fantasitically perfect story and visual for a freeing sunday day!!!
i heart you so.
that was supposed to be freezing, but freeing works too, no? lol!
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