Enlighten Me! :)
definitely the martians are doing it. But it is Bush's fault, cuz he is really a martian in disguise.
You know I've never seen George Bush and Ray Walston in the same room. Coincedence?
Actually the Earth's global warming phenomenon was cause by a massive heat reflecting mirror that I put in orbit near your planet. What's happening on Mars is just a little side-effect.
I don't like to conquer cold places, my skin dries out like a sonofagun. My fellow panelist Xran's got fur, so he keeps his ships frikkin' freezing. By Threep, he acts as if turning the frikkin' plasma heater up a single dimular would send his zefornak into chokka.
You know what I'm getting at.
As for Overlord DubyaBush being a Martian, well, I have it on good authority that he is just another puny Earthling. Hillary Clinton on the other hand...
Mars is where the evil doctors Rove and Cheney tested the wacky weather machine, made by Halliburton, before they turned it on New Orleans.
There is some pretty good data that ALL of the planets are warming up, even clear out to pluto.
...so...did America do this, ultimately, or did maybe the Saudis??
BoUnCeS!! LibbY!
No, Libby.
It was the jooooooooosss!
Not your SUV. Probably Cheney.
The dynamiting of the New Orleans levee system
New evidence is surfacing concerning the sabotaging of the New Orleans levee system that resulted in the flooding of primarily Black neighborhoods.
A significant number of New Orleans residents have come forward to say that the levees were breached on purpose by the authorities.
The original Associated Press article that reported on a gun battle between the New Orleans Police Department and US military contractors near the vicinity of the breached levee along the 17th Street Canal.
The original report states that New Orleans police shot and killed 5 armed US military contractors in a gun battle. The original AP report was confirmed by a US Army Corps of Engineers spokesman. The AP story has now been deleted on pretty much all news websites and a different version substituted.
The sabotaging of the levee system had already been planned. They were just waiting for the right hurricane to implement it. Katrina provided just the right cover. The ultimate purpose is to rid New Orleans of poor Black folks and take their valuable land away. We are already seeing the plan take fruition.
Banks and mortgage companies are now foreclosing on homes and properties because poor Black in diaspora are unable to make mortgage payments.
Also, Black families in New Orleans who owned their homes outright could not afford damage insurance and do not have the money to rebuild. Most likely, their properties would be taken away for failure to pay property taxes.
Developers, and contractors stand to make a lot of money in the new New Orleans. Vultures are already hovering over the devastated city.
Dick Cheney was recently in town to survey the possibilities for Halliburton and deals are being made with a Las Vegas group to build multi-million casinos in the Big Easy.
Many of the Black families in diaspora already suspect the worse. Resident Andrea Garland, now re-located to Texas, said, " I also heard that part of the reason our house flooded is that they dynamited part of the levee system after the first section broke - they did this to prevent Uptown (the rich White part of town) from being flooded.
Apparently they used too much dynamite, thus flooding part of the Bywater. So now I know who is responsible for flooding my house - not Katrina, but our government."
There are also claims by intelligence expert Tom Heneghen that 25 earwitnesses heard explosions immediately before the levees broke. The Washington Post, in addition, interviewed John Mullen III, an African American retired schoolteacher now staying at the Houston Superdome.
John Mullen III lived in the Lower Ninth Ward, an all Black neighborhood. John Mullen told the Washington Post that he believes that the levee breaks had somehow been engineered to keep the wealthy French Quarter and Garden District dry at the expense of poor Black neighborhoods like the Lower Ninth Ward -- a
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Good one, Sofa!
Your're almost as funny as Larry the Cable guy!
Oh wait, is this some kind of conspiracy to make me laugh so the vibrations of my raucous chortling will knock over more levees?
Dang you evil conservatives!! Away with you Sofa! I will not fall prey to your evil plans to make my mirth part of the downfall of other, less fortunate souls!
(/sarcasm)
Heh. DU moonbats are funny!
Sofa, you need therapy and medication. I suggest you see a specialist, like Dr. Phat Tony.
He'll straighten you out in no time.
God bless.
CUG
Glenn Beck had a great rant about this today. He said the Environmentalist Whackos claim that because of Global Warming, hurricane winds are five mph greater now than they used to be.
Swell, so instead of 175 mph, Rita would be 170. Good to know. Whew!
Wow. Sofocleto, do you really believe wacked out conspiracy theories like that? If so, I too recommend therapy. If you have any family close, recommend to them that you be committed and that the doctors give you the nice padded room and frequent injections of calming medication. Do not, under any circumstances, go outside.
global warming exists.there is scientific proof of it. it is preventable.
you're right mother nature can do far more damage than anything we as a human race can, however, we're not helping ourselves, and some of our conduct is wholly unnecessary but harmful.
Hmmm...
OK Sofa, but here are 10 questions you might want to ask:
1. Why would Las Vegas Casino operators want to build casinos in one of the poorest and most crime-ridden cities in the poorest state in the union to the detriment of the operations they already have in Nevada & Biloxi?
2. Why would these same Casino operators want to build billion dollar hotels in a bowl next to a lake that floods everytime it gets more than a little misty? One more hurricane and all their investment is blown to hell.
3. Could the 'explosions' heard by witnesses be the unmoored barge that slammed into the floodwall during the storm?
4. Perhaps the NOPD did get into a shootout with military contractors. But this is an organisation where 1/3 did their duty, 1/3 fled, and 1/3 did their own looting. Were these cops trying to rob the contractors? Wouldn't be the first time for New Orleans PD.
5. What happened to $60+ million in funds that were given to the city levee comission for maintenance that just disappeared?
6. Why hasn't the MSM leaped on this story the way they leap on anything that might possibly cast blame on Republicans? Don't give me that 'Republicans and Jews control the media' crap, that scat don't float, especially after the MSM's appalling behaviour during the last election.
7. Why are Republicans like Bobby Jindal of Louisiana asking for tax and mortgage relief for Katrina victims when they just want to foreclose on them?
8. Why wait for foreclosures when the government can just take the land under eminent domain, thanks to the Kelo decision?
9. Why are over 40% of people in this 'diaspora' deciding to not return to New Orleans when they're being so horribly mistreated by the evil whitey? Could it be that they're finding cities that have things that New Orleans didn't have, like jobs, decent schools for the kids, and hope for the future?
10. Are Democrats Mayor Nagin and Governor Blanco had to be in on this plan, since most of the problems related to the flood happened under their watch, they'd have to be involved up to their necks?
Damn Martain SUV's.
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