Enlighten Me! :)
Just one word...EXCELLENT. Please send the dog quick!! I just gotta link this. Again..hilarious,eh!!
You never stop amazing me JimmyB
You're funny tonight...
Most excellent...kick his gay LIEberal ass. You only show one scandal though. Try here:
http://scandal.coldwave.net
Just to many LIEberal scandals not to have a database... 
That is some database ABF!!
Dang!
What a beautiful dog. Give the jbSCH all the meaty french chicken thighs he needs to maintain that health and vigor.
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Is that a handsome dog or a pretty dog?
Sis has three of them- gorgeous dogs!
Pitt. Once they start insulting you, they've conceded the debate.
Speaking of shill actors, have y'all seen what Woody "Rubberhand" Harrelson is sayin' these days?
Once the clowns have lost it, all the can do is name-call.
T'hell with the lot of them.
LOL! You maka me laugh.
So, whatcha been drinkin'?
Jasper the wonder barker (nasty when he has to be) and Maguire the lovable lug (he loves everyone except moonbats... those he chomps up and spits out) are up for the assignment, jimmyB.
Remember, though, Canada's dollar coin is named after liberalism -- loonie. And the 2-dollar coin is a perfectamundo matchup for it -- it's the toonie.
Loonie.
Toonie.
Amen.
Hey, that's what my wife's eyes look like when I say things like, "What anniversary? Is it D-Day already?"
Release the hound(s)!
I've got two of the liberals and freedom haters most feared dogs. I bet you can't own them in Canuckistan without some sorta high priced permit. I've got a pit-bull and a rottweiler. I used to have a doberman, but he got old and sick and had to be put to sleep. Anyway, if the jbSCH needs some back, we're down. Great post, yo.
Yes GUG, why use proper English when American English gets the job done a fraction of a second faster. I watched an episode of Jerry Springer once, so I'm quite conversant with what Americans can do to the English language left to their own devices. You be dang near reckin it I reckin. We love the silent ‘g’ at the end of your verbs, that was a nice touch. I’m sure Robert Frost would have pumped out some great work with words like Waitin, jumpin, dyin had he lived.
Pit-bulls and Rottweilers: The official pet of drug dealers and welfare recipients (You just never seem to see anyone with an MBA owning one).
Is this the site where bad jokes come to die?
Hi FWD! 
Nice to see you!
You seem to be fraught with extra vitriol lately.
Have my posts changed radically, or are you just not in a happy and peppy mood lately?
Huskies are of course, dogs of unparallelled class, as are most of their owners.
How many drug dealers and welfare folk do you know?
Are you, of Pool fame, criticizing spelling? Wow. Irony.
Note that for foreshortened words, I use an apostrophe in the appropriate place. Grammatically, that leaves me in the clear. I notice your examples were bereft of the appropriate punctuation.
The silent "g" is part of my schtick, self-deprecating humor, given that I am a midwestern hick to blue-staters, and a southern hick to Michiganers and Canadians. That means I making fun of myself, but I guess you already know that from your MBA training.
Lighten up! It's just a little lame humor. You know it is all in jest.
You've been here long enough to see that...
BTW, I hate Springer.
Oh, yeah.
Poetry is for chicks, not conservative uaw guys...
Hey UAW you slanderous so and so... I posted your pic of the Canadian navy, along with some exclusive pics or our newest hight tech weaponry. I need to ask you, where did you get that Canadian Navy Photo... you just gave away one of our stealth destroyer secrets!
There once was a guy from Defiance
Who admitted he placed his reliance
To publish his blog
And his memory to jog
On a blue-stater moonbat appliance.
IF I have it wrong, Jimmyb, respond in like form. Even CUGs can use doggeral verse. Yo' mama is no chick, and neither is FWD.
FWD...I actually said the same thing about Pit-Bulls and Rotts once and I was called "an uneducated hick bi***". A neighboring liberal told me that like all conservatives I just assume things with no proof. Go figure
There once was a loonie from toonieland
Who spoke out her ass as she only can,
But when her crap was called out,
She affected a pout,
For that's all the ammo they have on hand.
Geez, I crack myself up. Thanks for the inspiration, Mama and CUG! It's just too easy to bitch-slap the clueless left.
no way could anyone match this poetry, guys! i won't even attempt to, but, isn't the challenge down to FWD, now?
BoUnCeS!! LibbY!
Ya know, at least we Red state hicks can laugh at ourselves without gettin' too serious. FWD, you take the Midol, I'll take the Dramamine. How could anyone make fun of the Canadians? Same as they can of redneck Ohioans. Lighten up Francis. It is not like anybody took a stab at socialized medicine.
--smike
I shot a hippy, into the air
He fell to earth
I do not care.
Heh.
Screw Frost. He ain't no jimmyb!
For reference:
My Real First Blog Poem
Jim, why the hostility? Not getting any?
I shot a hippy, into the air
He fell to earth
I do not care.
-JimmyB
The juxtaposition of careless, happy people arcing gracefully into the aether with the well-rounded earth-mother image as the ulitimate arbitrator of all endeavors is just so, so, piquant. I especially like the sexual overtones inculcated in the opening stanza of JimmyB's beautiful ode.
(end leftard, artsy-fartsy mode)
Shootin hippies like, rulz, dude.
He fell to earth in London Square Jimmy. London Square god damn it LONDON SQUARE!
Had a husky. Ate the couch. Don't have a husky now.
A lefty loser named Tim,
Tried comedy out on a whim.
He miserably failed,
While Jimmy prevailed,
And Tim now pays homage to him.
There once was a man from Nntucket . . .
Oh, never mind, I can't write that one!
"Nantucket"
Crap. My bad.
After reading FWD's (hmmmm, that shot my line of thought .... Freud related everything back to penis envy, so I assume that freud's wt dream is a big dick??) somment about scary dogs not being owned by people with MBA .... I had to completely agree with her .... since, in her world, MBA obviously is an acronym for Moon Bat Alliance. heh.
By he way, Bob got the coin naming thinga little wrong .... since the $1 coin was named after the idiot PM that officiated its release (Loonie - Mulrooney) .... the $2 coin was named after the PM that officiated it's realese. It is properly called the "CRETIN." Named for the only bilingual PM that couldn't be understood in either language (and they say Bush speaks funny ... LOL.
CUG ... great photo ... I'm glad to see that the Canadian government is reversing its military policy and finally spending some money to upgrade the fleet. That's a good sign ... maybe the search and rescue aircraft will finally get some new ruber bands too.
Pete, as always, you humble me with your profound insight and brilliance. But then again, I tend to applaud the tenor for clearing his throat.
I remain, your loyal subject.
I can feel a lot of love in the air!
Well you know me Jimmy. I'm all about the love.
Indeed.
Hey...don't take a cheapie shot at our wonderful medical care up here... It will only lead to one thing... Liberals and the CBC will be swarming all over ya! (But hey... at least that would get them out of this country for a while..... hummmm thinking.... LOL)
...going to link you up...
Bet your pup is about as fierce as mine. Loud, deep bark, just before she licks your entire face! (My pup's a very large Golden, though!)
I remember hearing a bit by Lewis Black in which he wanted to build a giant wall on the border with Canada because that is where our cold weather comes from.
Good plan.
Jimmy, I'm stealing your pic. It's freakin' hilarious.
I hate to be the one to steal Jimmy's thunder Fitch, but Canadians have been laughing at that picture for about 3 years. How is it that this is the first time you've ever seen it?
Yeah, but you didn't have the Stealth Canukismiter Hound photo to go with it!
That must have been the boat that we made it to the Gulf with before your federal government!
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