Jimmy, thanks, this is good stuff to know as we are newbies at this 'cousin fuckin' regiem'. I have jotted down your points and am currently using it to make a slide show presentation for all Canadians. I just need to know where a good place to buy a banjo would be, or will that just evolve (ooops, can't use that word anymore) as the party inbeds itself? Once again Jimmy, stay lovely as only you can do. Hugs and Kisses, your northern friend, Freudz xoxoxox.
freudzwetdream | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 10:06 am | #

FWD -

Banjos will be issued on a needs based criterion.

Now go make me a sammich!
jimmyb | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 10:32 am | #

Be careful, someone might actually believe this stuff.

Jinny git yer gunn
Matthew (Zaphriel) | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 10:56 am | #

Canada can become the conservative Disney World.
Dr. Phat Tony | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 11:47 am | #

Too bad all this valuable information will go unread by our friends in Canadia. Now, if you could print the list on the side of a beer can...
a4g | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 11:53 am | #

ROFL Jimmy!
-keith in mtn. view | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 12:34 pm | #

Canadia huh. So tell me jimmy, will we be taking the short bus to school with a4g as well?
freudzwetdream | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 1:06 pm | #

Hilarious, from beginning to end.

I would have thought you'd work some impalement in there somewhere, though...*g*
uber | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 1:37 pm | #

CUG, did you really just link to that wet end, FWD? Driving the count on FWD's site, I don't know man... You may lose your red state pass if ya ain't careful.
JebTexas | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 1:46 pm | #

Now now Jeb, let's not be small.
freudzwetdream | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 2:29 pm | #

Chah'lton Heston! There.

Wait... Where's my stealth bomber? Is there some kind of waiting period?
The Anti-Hippie | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 2:45 pm | #

A guy I knew in college bought a used F-16 from the Airforce after he got out and got stinky rich (spent 15 million, as I recall) so my question is this: How much for a Spirit? Do I need an FFL?
JebTexas | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 3:54 pm | #

Jeb you're always full of shocking surprises. You. College.
freudzwetdream | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 4:02 pm | #

Now Jimmy you are finally making some sense. I knew you would understand why we are so opposed to some of the conservative beliefs.
gwen | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 5:57 pm | #

CUG, Uber's reference to impaling reminded me of something:
Jonathan for Governor This guy is a candidate in Minnesota.
Anna | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 10:19 pm | #

CUG ... just one quick comment .... Conservatives have been in control in the west for a great many years ... it's the free-homo-sexclub-lovin' crowd in central Canada that really needs to study your 10 points.

One really great thing will be right after Stephen kills the idiot gun registry (besides having an immediate cash flow boost) will be when, as an apology, he immediately issues each of us gun owners ... another gun ... or two or three.
pete in Midland | 01.26.06 - 2:51 pm | #

I've missed your banter FWD. Your sort of like the kid who comes around looking to be picked on.(you don't have some psychological need to be picked on do you?) At least you're a good sport about it. Much better than some of your hate filled allies.
Dr. Phat Tony | Homepage | 01.26.06 - 2:52 pm | #

You could indeed say that Tony. While it is true that I am not in possession of the "conservative" blog template that is identical and verbatim on every conservative blog on the web, I still enjoy coming here once in a while to see what profoundly clever things I will find here. I also find it wickedly convenient to read as I only need to read Jimmy's blog to know exactly what yours says. And while getting my nose swatted with your big rolled up conservative newspaper humbles me more than I can express, I am merely warming my bones with your fire, hoping to learn great things by your infinite insight and wisdom....
(I'd like to thank the academy......)
And Pete has been out of Canada far too long to actually think that we're not going to be having another election before the end of the year.
freudzwetdream | Homepage | 01.26.06 - 3:28 pm | #

I only steal JimmyB's post %35 of the time. The rest I take from other people.
Dr. Phat Tony | Homepage | 01.26.06 - 3:50 pm | #

Pete, watch out.
I hear if Canada thinks you're a traitor they'll give you a very stern look!!!
jimmyb | Homepage | 01.26.06 - 4:42 pm | #

FWD says "And Pete has been out of Canada far too long to actually think that we're not going to be having another election before the end of the year."
... and all I can say is "bring it on" .... I'm sure that even Ontario Liberals would be ecstatic at another huge waste of money. I'm thinkin' that the Liberals will be out in the wasteland like the Conservatives were post-Mulroney. Were they down to one or two elected members?
Power corrupts, Liberalism corrupts absolutely.

FWD? forlorn widdle duckie??
pete in Midland | 01.27.06 - 12:01 pm | #

pete, you cut me deep
freudzwetdream | Homepage | 01.27.06 - 11:39 pm | #

Feckin' brilliant. Funny goes without saying.
Syd | Homepage | 01.28.06 - 7:16 pm | #

Does that mean the liberals that left when George was elected will be moving back down here?
Robert | Homepage | 02.01.06 - 1:46 am | #