Enlighten Me! :)
You dirty dog!
Perhaps a four-legged caninesque ghost has pilfered said sammich?
Maybe Dennis Miller Astralprojected into your home because it sure seems you maybe channeling his spirit.
Cug,
I too once experienced something like this.
It was around 5 am when I was up preparing the man's lunch for work, and I had just finished making two sandwiches when the coffee completed it's dripping. I walked away long enough to pour a cup for the man, as I could hear him approaching from down the hall- and when I returned to bag the sandwiches- well you can imagine the horror when one was gone. I looked to the black lab that had been resting at my feet, and by the look on her face, I knew that no person had entered the kitchen. I headed to the frig to grab enough supplies to quickly make a replacement for the missing sandwich, and upon my return to the counter- HORROR again, as the second sandwich was now also gone.
Sadly, I had no time to figure out the cause of this thievery, as I had to hurry to finish the mans lunch so he could leave.
Perhaps my evil sandwich taker has moved on to your home.
(I did come to the conclusion that said thief was most likely liberal. Because, well I don't think right wingers would steal someones lunch, and you know how Ann said liberals are all Godless, so they didn't know about the stealing commandment)
I sure do love Alaskan Huskies. I plan on getting one now that we purchased a new home with a yard. I will, however, be guarding my sandwiches closely now.
I once found one of the cats on the counter, laying on part of the sandwich as it munched the rest. I often wondered if she liked that spicy brown mustard 
Call the guys from Ghost Hunters!
I would suggest some Rube Goldberg device snare to catch the sammich bandit. Post a picture of your device if you decide to go this route.
Funny,funny,funny.
Jake just loves turkey for breakfast, How kind of you to make a sammich for him. LOL
Like most dogs, Jakes eyesight is not the best, and he probably mis-identified the sammich as a liberal or a hippie, and did exactly what he's trained to do, including leaving no evidence.
Smart dog!
......Mr. C.
LMAO!
I hope you've learned your lesson, Jimmy! 
I say it's an excuse to Dog Blogging.
well!
Dog gone sammich 
I believe that all dogs are born with the inate knowledge that any foodstuffs that are unguarded are there for their enjoyment. And they do enjoy!
You make me miss my husky Sasha who used to say "I wuuuvvvv ooooohhhh" after pilfering my food... I couldn't be mad after hearing that!
LOL--You're a great storyteller!!
yes, jimmy, well-told story...and, you could make sure which dog took your tasty sammitch by doing the breath-smell test. Just make sure the dog hasn't been making out with its butthole first...
Hey ... your dogs just lookin out for your health, that decomposing turkey might just have given you bird flu or somethin ..
I'll be, CUG, the Dennis Miller comment was absolutely fantastic. I don't think I could have burned you better myself. And God knows I've had the pratice. Having met the suspect dog, I'm sure there was a puddle of pee on the floor where he was agonizing over the decision to steal. Honest to goodness, I would name him Jake Kerry. ---smugdog
The peein' indoors days are over, pal.
And I like Dennis Miller!
I wasn't slammin' you or Dennis Miller, it just seemed you were using his ability to be a walking thesaurus.
I know, FM.
Smugdog is my brother, and burning is kind of a contest between us.
Jake is far too cute to steal! It's supposed to be innocent til proven guilty ya know. It would help though if he'd quit smiling;(
The ultimate sandwich is barbecue beef, pork and chicken, with smoked sausage and bacon.
My dog only wishes he could reach countertops.
My dog wishes he had a thumb.
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