Enlighten Me! :)
Good stuff Jimmy!! and Firrrrrrst!!
I guess I fall in between VRWC and ultravrwc- maybe supervrwc?
I'll blog about them with alacrity until I realize that BGG (Bureau of Gun Grabbers) might be recording this info for future reference.
Then bury some. Then go buy some more. Blog. Repeat.
hmmmm...i dont own any guns...please don't tell me that makes me a democrat? (demoncat?)
Hmmm.
You had better work on that, Libby! 
I'd haveta answer- not enough.
Heh.
Me too.
Let's see... Sold my shotgun (looking to upgrade to a better one) but still have 1-30.06 semi auto Remington deer rifle (magnaported with a 3x9 scope), a MAK-90 (with a crate on armor piercing Czech Warsaw Pact ammo), 3 .22 rifles (just for plinking). Used to own a Barretta .32 ACP pistol (think James Bond) but sold it when I saw a newspaper article about a bullet from one being stopped by a plastic calculator in a guy's shirt pocket. So currently I have five. I don't really need a handgun, but would probably go for a Glock or a classic Browning Hi-Power if I ever feel the need.
"They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers..."
Take that! All you Bushies who keep calling me a Hippie!
You are one well-armed hippie, Tim!!
I'm not a Bushie; I drink Miller beer.
It's cheap, and union made.
How about "More than I can afford to shoot regularly" or (starts counting on both hands...takes off shoes and starts using toes...gives up) 
Not enough, bubba!
Aa for rural Democrat, well, what would you call Zell Miller?
You NEVER have enough, I don't care HOW many you have...
That would make me UVRWC who blogs.
Hmm... well, the ones I've bought in the last year... 1911s, some mauser sporters, a CMP Garand, H&R Topper Jr. 20ga. And a few others. Wow... that's 10 this year. Gosh, I'm beyond hope. 
Oh, and I bought an AR lower receiver.
Not NEARLY enough. After all, we're supposed to own firearms not only for protection against individuals, but against wrongful government as well. How can one rebel against either an invading force or our own government, gone bad, without military grade hard-ware?
Tsk! Everybody around here has some kind of hardware. The question is: what else do you have? How many RPGs, for example? [Did I get that right? You know what I mean - those missley things.]
Q: How many guns do you have?
A: That kind of question can get you shot, feller...
Where do I fall on the scale if my answer is "I have more guns than you want me to, hippie!"
I'm not sure, but it is a favorable position!
I don't even have one single gun, and that made me laugh my ass off. Thanks for the hoot.
Never owned any type of gun.
Well, there was this time, right before the 2004 election, when I told my weird liberal neighbor (who also believes he was abducted by aliens) that I did own a gun - an HK: Heinekin and Klausen. I really must have convinced him, since I've not spoken to him since 2004.
How does "I'm not allowed to own Nuclear ICBMs 
" fit into the equation?
This is awesome, I love it!!
Moonbatty: None of your business. I have a right to privacy. Eff-off. (Also her answer to the question "have you ever done drugs?" "Did you have sex before marriage", "what is your social security number", etc.
Hey, MB!
(Don't worry, you can tell me! It'll be our lil secret...)
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