You have saved my life!!! I was just about to freebase a bagel! But after reading that oh so informative post I have seen the error of my ways.
Hugin | 05.01.07 - 12:25 pm | #

It's for the children.™
BobG | Homepage | 05.01.07 - 1:46 pm | #

Any list of Bread's dangers should include "If", or at the very least "Lost Without Your Love".
a4g | Homepage | 05.01.07 - 2:14 pm | #

Your point is well taken.
Shoprat | Homepage | 05.01.07 - 5:00 pm | #

Bagels don't use yeast. And that's a good thing. LOL

Good dark pumpernickel is hard to find, but worth a hundred loaves of that crappy Wonderbread sort of stuff.

Oh, and my favorite toast: "to your health, my friend" ... heh
pete in Midland | 05.01.07 - 6:02 pm | #

"Bread is a gateway food"...Priceless.
captainden | Homepage | 05.01.07 - 6:29 pm | #

Bagels do use yeast...I make them, which makes me the most dangerous man in the world!!!
TJ's Anti-contrarian Blog | Homepage | 05.01.07 - 7:26 pm | #

Lookout! That baguette really IS a weapon!

That reminds me of the study on the dangers of Di-hydrogen monoxide.
ChrisA | 05.01.07 - 9:37 pm | #

Is toast ok?.. heh
Angel | Homepage | 05.01.07 - 10:04 pm | #

Heh. All I know is that bread goes straight to my a$$ - that's bad enough...
Richmond | Homepage | 05.01.07 - 11:19 pm | #

Bread is addictive, for sure!
linda | Homepage | 05.02.07 - 9:53 am | #

And don't forget bread in it's liquid form:BEER!
Tim | Homepage | 05.02.07 - 11:22 am | #

Sure, make jokes! But you don't have to live where I live! The Bread Craze has destroyed our community. And as respectable anti-Yeasties leave, the vacant homes are turned into bakeries. I swear you can smell the stench from the streets!

Conservatives make the best Libertarians, and vice-versa. You need to email me sometime CUG.

Kevin (kgrace@marshalltx.com)
Twenty-two year UAW Member, Local 2166 in Shreveport, La.
Kevin Grace | 05.02.07 - 11:23 am | #

LOL! Hysterical. You're probably going to have a hard time believing this, but I make my own bread and rolls, from scratch, meaning I don't use a bread machine. I use a pasta machine for making pasta though, which should also be put on the dangerous list because of the white flour. It's odd but I'm not overweight. Hmmmmmm. Methinks moderation might be the key? Just a thought.
Gayle | Homepage | 05.02.07 - 7:36 pm | #

Breeeeaaaaaaad, Breeeeeeeeaaaaad, must eat Breeeeeaaaaad!
Sssteve | Homepage | 05.02.07 - 10:21 pm | #

Well, beer IS liquid bread... Unfortunately, a lot of beer is gross. Leinenkugel's and Rolling Rock FTW!

But I made a post! Read, and comment if you'd like!
The Anti-Hippie | Homepage | 05.03.07 - 3:36 am | #

Guiness is like beer you can chew, is that close enough?
ChrisA | 05.03.07 - 9:56 pm | #

The liquid bread thing got me wondering.
I wonder if it's possible to make a peanutbutter and jelly beerwich. Heh
Skul | 05.04.07 - 6:03 pm | #

Are donuts considered bread?
Tom | Homepage | 05.04.07 - 7:35 pm | #

oh come on jimmy! next thing you'll be telling us is that smoking is bad for us...or that tequila makes our clothes fall off, or somethin'!
libby | Homepage | 05.04.07 - 9:58 pm | #

Dr. Atkins was right!!!
Wyatt Earp | Homepage | 05.05.07 - 4:30 pm | #