Enlighten Me! :)
"The Secret Service announced that Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell will NOT be allowed to attend the services, as NASA has calculated an overwhelming probability that their combined gravitational fields would cause a singularity."
Dead funny, mate! 
Are you sending flowers ?
This is just sick! The man gave his whole life in the "service" of our country! Do you have no respect for the dead?
Oh yeah I forgot that his life's achievements were delibelately an effort to promote his personal agenda and profit!
Of all the brothers he failed the most by taking away our personal liberties and growing government in every way.
And I agree with you! Good ridance to an idiot that has done much more harm to America and NO good!
He really should have been in jail for what he did. Just goes to show that if you are a Kennedy (or Bush) you can literally get away with whatever the hell you like.
Don't even bother praying for his soul. Its destination was fixed the moment that he died. With any luck, he's floating in a frozen lake in hell and Mary Jo Kopechne is on the heaven side of the divide taunting him with a life preserver...
Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.
I hear its a closed casket service. Someone keeds to check the casket just in case its a ploy to get peeples minds off of the Obamacare joke......
............. No really, it wouldn't surprise me if he was still alive.
M~
Like you I reserve my actual thoughts on this cretins passing....I hope he roasts in hell for all eternity for what he has done to America.
Cave Ursus
I still say that Mary Jo Kopechne deserves her own dinky dollar coin commemorative for having saved America from a Teddy Kennedy Presidency.
We have the sad misfortune to not live in "Robert Bork's America", we live in Ted Kennedy's Amerika, with one set of rules for the plebescheithe, and another, look good/alike but completely mutable set for the OMFR like "Swimmer"..."Equal Justice Under Law" is just a shitty pipe-dream!
That and his attempt to go to Moscow and make his own side-deal with the Soviets to torpedo President Regan's efforts during the Cold War - but Andropov croaked and the deal fell-through, and we never got to see Soviet apologists bringing their "freedom message" to the TeeVee, hosted as planned by Wally The Liar Cronkite and Bubbly Baba Wawa...
Oh what a sight that would have been.
It's always a pleasure to read comments from our Christian brethern.
I prayed for him ML, before and after his death.
By all means, please inform me what else I should do.
And I never claimed to be a good Christian, asshole.
Go nail a thesis on a door in Germany and tell the Pope, I'm a Missionary Kid you can't touch me.
Mr. undertaker, hold the embalming fluid; it won't be needed.
Now I have three graves to piss on
LBJ, Teddy and McNamara. However given the high probability of being branded a sex offender , for exposing my penis to urinate, I will have to settle for hawking a goober on them. What I don't understand is what did the bastard do to deserve to be interred amongst the honored dead at Arlington? It is an insult to all of them!
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