dude, "cancer of the arm"!? - your mind's definitely paranoid and overreactive. i'm almost positive that bug bite on your toe was from a brown recluse spider you brought back from boston, though. amputation could be an option to consider.
So I go back to the doctor to check on it again this morning and he puts me on more drugs and says "good thing you caught this early...you could've lost the toe."
Arm cancer...indeed.
Dude! What the hell? You get bit by a spider, then you're supposed to be able to do cool things like climb walls and lift cars--not lose your toe. Get with the damned program, John!
Just to feed your hypochondria, recently when I was put on heavy duty antibiotics, I had one of the worst medical experiences of my life--turns out that when they're strong enough they kill all the good bacteria that lives in your intestines (and is supposed to be there). I ended up eating tons of yogurt and going to the drug store for something called "probiotic" which is intended to help put it all back.
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