Share your thoughts...or, in the case of moonbats, your unintelligble grunts!
ROFL!..brilliant..I'm in!..where do I get mah new outfit?..oh btw..you cut yer hair!..lol 
OK, maybe I could handle giving up my current belief system, and I think I could subjugate women. Wiping my butt with my left hand would be a stretch, but is also possible. But where I draw the line is the beard. I can't handle a damn itch and scratchy beard, so just sign me up for the jizzra.
And just what makes you think your newfound brethren will find you to be Islamic enough to escape their sword? Remember, they murder more fellow Muslims than Infidels. Wanna rethink that conversion experience?
One correction - the Jews were targets before Israel - ie longer than 6 decades...
From the NY Sun:
...It happened at an anti-Israel demonstration in front of the Israeli consulate in San Francisco on Thursday, July 12, organized by a Palestinian group called Al Awda. The demonstration was loud, boisterous, and passionate. Suddenly, demonstrators began chanting in Arabic "Al Yahud Kelabna," "the Jews are our dogs."
As troubling as it is to hear such sentiment voiced on a street in America, it was even more distressing for me since it conjured up terrible memories of when I was a young boy growing up in Egypt. These memories included Egyptian mobs descending upon the Jewish quarter of Cairo chanting "Al Yahud Kelabna," followed by violence that left some Jews dead and injured and the community dazed.
Egyptian Muslim mobs no longer do this, but only because there is no longer an Egyptian Jewish community to speak of. We once were over 80,000. Today there are fewer than 50 Jews remaining in Egypt, according to one official tally. Indeed, once thriving Jewish communities in 10 Arab countries were likewise cleansed. Today, only about 5,000 Jews remain in the Arab Muslim world, mostly in Morocco and Tunisia. Arab sympathizers blame the creation of Israel, but in reality Middle Eastern Jewry began to deteriorate years before Israel was established.
At the beginning of the 20th century, Egypt was a much more cosmopolitan place than it is today. Whatever the broader ills of colonialism, Egypt under British rule was at least a place where Muslims, Jews, and Christians got along fairly harmoniously. But all this began to change as the Muslim Brotherhood, a radical Islamic group two of the offspring of which are Hamas and Al Qaeda, began agitating against both the British and the Jews...
http://www.nysun.com/article/383...0?
access=165836
Hmmm!!
Just think. If we all convert to that. The world will have peace just like Iraq and Afganistan. Now that's something to look forward to.
Good point tl. What version do we convert to? Suni or Shia? Damn...world peace is HARD!
C'mon, guys, don't go and complicate my plan for me! You act as though Muslims fought amongst themselves before Bushitler McRummyburton's imperialistic corporate war machine arrived! 
Okay, Jonathan, but just for the record, which sect would you pick; Shia, Sunni, Shi'ite or Sheeee-it!?
I heard something interesting on the radio Friday. It was a "Muslim Scholar" describing how Muslims, Jews and Christians used to live in peace in the Middle East under Sharia. He even said that the Jews and Christians asked to live under Sharia. Then to top it all off he said that everyone from each religion was free and equal...under Sharia.
I had visions of Orwell: "All animals are equal, only some are more equal than others." Or in the case of Sharia: "All religions are equal, except MY religion governs the land."
I want the prayer rug franchise
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