Please don't feed the trolls!
Sounds like a hoax to me.
Who would pay $21,000 for something you can get for free on Craigslist?
What a waste of JMG space and time.
So THAT'S what happened to Matt Sanchez.
Wait--no butt? Who cares then? Next!
Lacking the Last Tango in Paris butter route, this's a no-starter.
Oh, please...as if giving a good BJ was such a sacrifice! Good grief. The whole thing sounds like so much BS to me, right up to the "all bids are off" statement. Probably concocted for some sociology student's thesis.
Now I just went to the BN blog and read all the comments. What idiotic comments! I especially loved the one that suggested that Mr. Wall St. Virgin ask his John to put on a condom for a blowjob, while paying him for his "ideal" services (services limited to 30 minutes, of course.) Well, sure: "You want me to put on a condom before you accept putting my dick in your mouth? Oh hey, no prob., I always do that!" All this for a supposedly inexperienced cocksucker. Yeah, right!
Hell, I've sold my virginity dozens of times, for the price of a drink!
So... let me get this straight: this guy ebays his ass (well.. head actually), the bids reach $21,000 (I could do the double for half the price) and then someone in a pityfull mood says something kind and the show is over?
Now, I'm a little small town Italian but or the guy actually needs to GET a BJ, or he just needed to put some basis to write that book. Not to mention he could have done this just for 15 minutes of fame...
Wall street whores?
I remember the Pre Gannon days, when "Media Whore" was just a metaphor....
And one might hope, in a Cozmick Justice sort of way, that a client who's money he lost could get ahold of him....
Stating that he looks like Adrian Brody is really the most obvious sign that the guy's looking for pity sex, not money.
A hand-job or a blow-job? Big whoop. Doesn't this kid know that a blowjob isn't sex as was clearly established by former President Bill Clinton?
How does he know it will be the best, unless he has some prior experience.....
Yeah, apparently prostitution is legal here in RI if it is conducted indoors (ie no street walkers). Subsequently there are lots of exotic "massage parlors", though I have never heard of a guy working at any of them.
Just a clarification: He said he looked like ADAM Brody, not Adrian Brody. Big difference: Adam Brody (of "The OC" fame) is young (younger than 27, I think) and oh-so-cute. Adrian...well, I suppose there are people who would find him attractive, in a geeky sort of way.
JMG: oh! big difference! 
I'll make the correction, thanks!
I still stand by my comment, perhaps moreso after the clarification.
who cares? it sounds like this guy has some strange issues going on.
Oh, yeah, I would totally bid $21,000 for a thirty minute handjob/blowjob. Sounds like a great bargin. Even if I had just jumped out of my Wall Street firm with a 200 million dollar golden parachute I could find a better way to spend my money.
I think you could hire an entire porn movie cast for that price and have an orgy.
Remember, folks, people like this are the reason we're in deep financial shit right now.
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