Amen to that. Vienna fingers, much like Vienna Sausages, are abominations against God and all creation.
Suggested:
Vienna Fingers are to the Cameo Creme as Hydrox are to Oreos.
Discuss.
First of all shitty Keebler has discontinued even yummy Hydrox as well as the abominable Vienna Fingers. While Oreos are rip-offs of Hydrox..Sunshine wasn't even in existence when Cameos were rolled out. pwn3d, cobag.
That's Cameos=1899
Sunshine=1902
The champ and still king, Cameo.
Is this the same Iggie that is going to have a rockin' wedding coming up featuring long winded tributes to Big Papi and the Hallowed Fenway? If so Mazeleth Toveth from Cookie Jesus. CJ smiles down upon you. If it is the wrong Iggie, then CJ still smiles upon you for your delightful comments.
Not the Iggie you speak of, but your description almost makes me wish I could be.
Oh, and Capt. Trollypants...my point is simply this: Hydrox blow. They were a scourge that simply needed to be dealt with. Regardless, I'm more a Double Stuff fan myself...
Halford is going to go insane. He dug up this info about Hydrox being the orginal (190
and Nabisco ripping them off 1912 because they were so popular. It is like he is obsessed.
I will give Sunshine the nod with Cheez-its. Cracker Buddha knows that Cheeze Nips are the byproduct of some industrial chemical process. YUCK.
Although I'm not a huge fan of either (even seeing the little single-serve packages remind me of post-blood donation wooziness), my general rule for maximum nutrition is that it is always better to go with the brand that screws with the spelling of a food product in its name. Therefore, Cheez-Its beat Cheese Nips, hands down.
Truthfully, this is the first time I've ever run into anyone who defended Hydrox. It's somewhat startling.
Well, I think the Hydrox thing could be the assumption of the general public that the more popular brand must taste better. Or that the Beach Boys must somehow be cheezy and not pop geniuses. To wit (I hear this exhange witha 7-year old).
Mom: "We're have X for breakfast"
Kid: "GROSS. X! I can't believe that. How gross.
Mom: "You've never had X before."
Kid: "Oh"
After breakfast-
Kid: "X is the most delcious thing ever!!!!"
Dairy Queen used to feature Hyrdox in their blizzards, and I remember those being good. I do know that Sunshine was some weird baking collective and I can tell you the quality control issues are pretty extreme. Cheez-Its should not be like different bottles of wine. They should always taste the same. And they don't. This disturbs.
I remember scanning the candy machine for the item that coould pack the most calories for the dollar. Oooh, this one has misspelling of two ingredients, but this one is 0.5 more ounces! My dollar must stretch!!!!
The honking pack of Cherry Nibs licorice. The most dense product in the candy machine. For that "fuller" feeling, even if it is based on gelatinous licorice grossitude. Can't go wrong.
Oh, you had to go and bring up DQ. Now that's an institution I'm slightly afraid to comment upon. People seem to have an irrational love for the place. I think it probably has something to do with the little crunchy chocolate bits they use in the ice cream cakes. Those things are like crack for kids.
What did Dairy Queen do with Dairy King anyway? Was there an "accident" involving the soft serve machine? Or is he simply spending some time on the lovely island of Elba?
Wow - all of this over a simple Vienna Fingers comment? Listen, Vienna Fingers and Cameos can each go f themselves. When the question of Hydrox not even being worthy of 2nd rate pops up I must drop my pants and poop all over all known (hydrox bashing) offenders.
Hydrox will always be the the chocolate cookie with creamy middle winner. Nabisco can eat my ass and lick on my balls.
Many years ago I had to applaud a Portland Oregon area Dairy Queen that had the courage to offer Hydrox for their Blizzard flavoring selection. Kudos to you Portland area Dairy Queen!!!
Bring back the SUNSHINE!!
Vienna Fingers = cardboard?
Pinko, start eating cheese and we'll talk.
as the better half of the Hydrox-loving Halford...I agree with Iggie that it is ridiculous to defend a product with such a name as Hydrox.
Ok, I admit they taste alright but come on, Hydrox? As is Hydrogenated? Eww.
Halford response to this post: "I cannot believe we're going to get divorced over a cookie"
Besides, orange oreos at Halloween time are just fun!
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