Well first of all, I don't know what kind of communist sex-offender doesn't like melted cheese on a sub. If I could, I would probably eat nothing BUT melted cheese, but we'll let that be for the moment. And OLIVES??? *shudder*
I never liked Subway. Never. They take a giant tube of bread, cut a tiny sliver out of the top, and pile a bunch of lettuce and shit on top to hide the fact that you only get like .25 oz. of meat on any given sub. Fuck that noise. Their ingredients are cheap and nasty, and their stores are YELLOW for godsakes. The only restaurant that's allowed to be yellow is an old, 70s-style Waffle House.
Yes, there are some risks with Quizno's. There are risks involved in dining at any venue where your food is prepared by illiterate choads wearing hairnets. Of course, these days, that pretty much means anywhere cheaper than Le Cirque. I would still argue that although both sub shops are staffed entirely by idiots, there is no denying that the ingredients used at Quizno's are of a consistently better quality, and also that a toasted sub is inherently better. The Maillard reactions that occur during toasting open up a whole new universe of tastiness.
Oh, I am all about the M M M M M M good, but I am particularly tortured by this one location. Second, the place to go for the best sub shop "style" sub is Pot Belly. It is like their toaster is extra toasty. I shit you not. If you are ever near one you have to go. http://www.potbelly.com/stores3.0.html
They are spreading like a virus, and I see there are some in the DFW area. You are commanded. Cookie Jesus calls you.
LOL unfortunately, all their texas locations are in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, which is the world capitol of whiteatude. Those bitches are fake texans. I pretty much avoid that whole region if at all possible.
I once ate at a restaurant in NYC, somewhere down near NYU I think, called the Potbelly Stove (I think, this was years ago). They were open 24 hours and had like every imaginable food on the menu. It was pretty cool.
Also, people who live in small states rarely realize how far the drive is between major Texas cities. Dallas is like 8 hours from here. That's too damned far for a sandwich. Unless it's free, maybe.
Res publica are you insane??? It is nevah, NEVAH too far to drive for a great sandwich. I would drive for 8 DAYS if I knew an Italian Beef sandwich was waiting for me. Pinko Punko can back up my seriousness when I say, if all that came between me and an Italian beef sandwich was an Almond Joy I would seriously consider eating the Almond Joy.
There always seemed to me to be something rather plague-ish about Subway. That horrid yellow, for one thing. Sickly. Also the way one would appear in a strip mall or in a previously-vacant building, and then about 20 minutes later that yellow paint would be slapped all over town. And can we lose Jared please? There's something so creepy about that guy.
I prefer to take my sub-lovin' self to my local pizza/sub shop, where they understand how important it is to have pickles, onions, and hots on a tuna sub. Oh, and melted cheese. (Sorry, Pinko)
Danm, Geenie, that's committment. You couldn't get me to eat an Almond Joy to save my mother's life.
What is it with people and coconut?? Res, you don't want to make the "some time you feel like a nut" joke? I mean who the hell came up with Mounds a Almond Joy? Why did they call them Poontang and Wang?
Iggie- when the loser landlord booted Huntington Pizza and subs, it was like an Angel in Heaven was executed by drug dealers.
Dude. The PP and the GC know about big and empty states, just not lame ones that vaulted Dear Leader to the presidency.
I love coconut. But there is something so disgusting about both Mounds and Almond Joy. I think it's the hideous texture of that processed coconut paste they're filled with. Or maybe it's the chocolate-colored wax they're dipped in. Barf.
It has been said that I would eat Smoke dogs poo before I would eat coconut. Cookie Jesus cries tears of pain everytime a cookie involves coconut.
Oh and Res publica I'm one commited Italian!!!
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